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Are there any AZ robots here? I just moved to East Gilbert. I need friends.
bump desu desu
>>24520990
Your flag looks very communist.
>>24521785
Not really it looks pretty cool imho
Can someone photoshop the Raven Simone picture behind the glass in the same monochrome tone like it's in the screen behind the letters? Seems like a good kek to be had.
>>24520838
To be exact, here.
Comeon it will be funny.
Fuck off back to twitter with your nigger shit, faggot.
I'm pretty sure you guys are normies.
You pretend to be losers but you have the same goals as normies (sex, materials, etc.).
Why do you put up this facade?
How about you tell me your real problems.
I see you don't like to talk about this.
What do "real" robots want, OP?
>>24520859
I would assume almost everybody here is somewhat of a normie, I do not believe there is a real robot since most of the real ones go to wizardchan
>mfw taking a shit
who else /euphoricshitter/ here
i like taking huge dumps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwrHFsID-U
I have diarrhea. It's awful.
>>24520787
i took a shit that was easily 13 inches long once
>i ate nothing but salads and took a couple fiber pills
>drank a ton of water
it was majestic brehs
>you will never experience late 90's-early 2000's internet culture with today's ease of access and technology
>>24520705
It was so much better then 2bh pham.
>>24520705
>You will never experience the internet circa 2004-11 when it was fast enough and easy enough to use to be enjoyable while still culturally somewhat pure.
>>24521427
Underage b&I didn't start using the internet heavily until around 2010 so I got to have a taste of it
Ask someone who lost 2 million dollars and is now dirt poor anything
haha
how did you get it and how did you lose it?
Are your ears intact?
>>24520585
Your fault for getting married retard
Alimony is the retard tax
>girl from family's friends comes over
>keeps being annoying like fuck and even insulting me while I'm trying to play games
>I tell tell her to fuck off and even spit in her face and she's shocked that I did
>I smear the spit all over her face and then pin her on my bed, and tell her to knock it off
>she's just looking at me shocked, breathing heavily and then finally she tells me that she wanted to get my attention off the games
>at that point her parents call her from downstairs and she has to go
she's 18 I'm 20. what the fuck just happened?
You sperged out on a girl who wanted the D, good going.
>>24520611
but she texted me that she was sorry and she's coming again on the weekend...
the thing is I enjoyed smearing the spit on her and pinning her down... is this weird?
>>24520669
Do it to her again
Gentlemen we need to create the next meme, it will be a meme so dank and so pure everyone will be involved but nobody will notice
>>24520548
What about an unemployed, smug toad
how about we ufe the letter f for the letter f, like in the old dayf
It needs to be something that is really funny and will make people laugh when they see it
How aboutyour dick
Who else here /Canadian/?
Fucking refugees and still no weed. Constant thanksgiving threads even though we had it in October. Kill me
>>24520528
Newfie fag here. Can't wait for our elections to be over
JUST
FUCK
MY
COUNTRY
UP
>>24520559
is newfoundland really as shit as it's made out to be?
Since this board was made, how many of our fellow robots do you suppose have passed away, be it suicide, accidental or illness?
However many it isit's not enough.
Too many. Pouring a bit of my morning coffee out for all the dead robots out there.
We probably didn't know you, but we miss you.
>>24520084
32.4%
aprox.
All i want is to be appreciated somewhere senpai
I appreciate you anon
All i want is dubs
>>24520093
You can these ones
If a robot rejects any woman, is he still a robot? Including obese women, ugly women, deformed women etc.
no obviously
yes
ugly/deformed/obese women don't give the same kind of love
>>24520008
Real robots arent hideous or unable to get gfs for certain reasons, real robots know that women are evil and wouldnt want a gf.
If you want gf but arent able to get it you are actually a failed normie
I dont even know if I was always like this or if I have been having depression for a very long time
At least I am still sane enough to shitpost
I've always thought I was depressed, but with every new year I realize just how much worse it can actually get.
>>24519982
I never thought I was, I cant even remember since when and why am I so dead inside, not even gf and friends fill me
Who // excited for thanksgiving // here??
>>24519472
Not me, faggot. I don't even do anything on Thanksgiving because I'm too autistic to be invited to family dinners. They don't even save me fucking leftovers.
>>24519481
>not enjoying hanging out with your cousins and eating tons of food
>>24519472
Can't wait to get my hands on those turkey legs
How the fuck is this fair?
>room filled with mold
>have to sleep in a storage room in a storage closet
>every day I wake up to my dad early as fuck stomping right next to my head slamming shit in the kitchen and chain smoking cigarettes next to me
>have to wake up and go to sleep whenever they decide to fuck off
>if i sleep in my room and compromise my health my redneck mountain neighbors let their aggressive dogs sit outside and bark for hours
>anytime between 8 am and to 2 am my dad is being a loud inconsiderate fuck
>never had a good nights sleep before
My friend:
>has disabled grandparents
>they can't go upstairs
>his entire second storey is his to himself with TVs and computers
>he sleeps 10 hours a night and can sleep with his window open without a peep
I'm so fucjing sick of life. I'm so fucking sick of sleeping 4 hours at a time and smoking all my weed just trying to stay sane.
Why don't you just move out?
no one cares, stop making these threads. only you can change your situation, no one here can do shit for you
>>24519285
Youre a mean person and nobody cares about your selfish attitude
