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I will finish what you started
Do you think he regretted it as soon as he started his dance? Or did he think he had a chance until the head turn?
>>24534464
He probably didn't even know until he looked at the comments or whatever
>>24534464
I think he was forced into it by that company
I don't think he regrets shit, Alexa ain't shit he a Chad now
What would you do if your waifu became real?And then cukked you?
Tie a heavy block to my legs
Put on scuba gear
Instead of an oxygen tank, use a helium tank
Throw myself into the ocean
Cry myself to sleep
This would truly be the best divine joke of all time.
I'd probably laugh my ass of for a week.
Then shoot myself as no joke could top it.
When I was a kid, I used to dream of immortality. I was terrified of death and oblivion. Now I'm 31 and I'm like "jesus 40 more years of this shit?"
Any other old(er)fag feels?
>tfw no one knows these feels
Same OP, I watched a lot of Life of After People and fantasized about being immortal and seeing the world change like it did in the show
I would happily live forever just to watch shit happen. I don't want to get involved or have to do stuff. But I'd hate to miss out on seeing all that great future tv. And ww3.
Have not heard much about MGTOW lately on this board.
Has everyone just moved on?
Was it a passing fad?
MGTOW is so yesterday
We've all just /givenup/ now
Yes. You can basically be a "MGTOW" without the retarded label and arbitrary guidlines, it's called doing whatever the fuck you want.
>>24534111
There are only two guidelines
>dont get married
>dont have kids
>tfw no qt feral gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdycJQi4QA
>even feral women can get dates
fuck my life
post some god damn good documentaries in this fucking thread you pieces of shit
That was beautiful op
>the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Hi Brady
>>24533978
I'll powerhouse your mitochondria with my dick
>Midichlorians
Guys, I am honestly not sure what to do about this weekend
My kind-of girlfriend and sister are both coming down for Thanksgiving. I fucked them both through high school and I'm not sure how they've been since high school (we text, but not often). For all I know they could have been to a different party every night and sucked 10 miles of dick by now.
The part that worries me is if they still feel the same about me as I do them. I mean, four years is a long time but college changes you a lot, my first year of college was insane and I feel as though I changed more in the first few months than I did in four years of high school (it's an exaggeration but whatever)
You guys don't think they've changed, right? I honestly don't know what I should be feeling or how I should go about this or what could happen holy shit this is the most I've freaked out about something in a long fucking time.
What I'm really worried about is my sister. I honest to God hope her feelings for me haven't changed
you fucked your sister and don't know how your kind-of girlfriend has been?
>>24534064
It's a long story
Basically, my girlfriend and I have been going out since she was a freshman and I was a senior. She's in the same grade as my sister. That same year I started a relationship with my sister as well, just in secret. So I'd been in a relationship with my girlfriend for four years and fucking my sister on the side. My girlfriend never found out about my sister and I and still doesn't know to this day, but now that college hit and they've been with each other for a while I don't know what could have happened up there.
It's weird to put into words, honestly. What I'm worried about is what could have happened up there for the past 4 months
>>24534279
They fucked a lot of dudes.
If you have any sense, you'll be polite and do whatever you can to get into a conversation with them.
>I honest to God hope her feelings for me haven't changed.
She fucked you anon, she's got a boyfriend that makes her feel special now.
The brain is the most important organ in your body... according to the brain.
Your body can stay alive without your brain. It's not very long without medical intervention, but brain death does not mean death of the body.
See: Terry Schivo.
There are millions of skeletons in suits buried 6 feet below ground.
>implying any thing else is conscious
god that would be fucking wierd if your heart had a consciousness and it couldnt communicate with your brain or anything.
Post the last thing you fapped to
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/788179/6ea8233b20/
http://exhentai.org/g/875968/1924b2a404/
well ok lol
>>24533663
That asangi one with the shipboys being mindbroken by fat ugly old man cock
This is a reminder that whites cannot be robots.
>pic very fucking related
she just wants a white guy because he'd actually pay the child support
>>24533620
We white guys don't want to fuck fat niggers and impregnate them.
I'm white, 182 cms (6'0), no major deformities, get good grades in school. Only problem is I'm 90 kgs (200 pounds). If I wasn't fat the only issue I'd have to getting a qt nerd gf is getting over my anxiety issues.
Meanwhile you niggers, you can have one of your own, some trashy ghetto slut, really fucking easy. Society bends over backwards to you with affirmative action and easy university access, you aren't being alienated in your own nations and being denied an identity and being demonised as inherently evil by the media. It's you niggers that can't be robots. Only whites can be robots because we actually experience societal rejection through no fault of our own just for being white and male.
>>24533714
I'm a nigger myself and I can't even get a white trash girl to talk to me, because of how much of an outcast I am.
>don't sag my pants
>dont dress like a thug
>socially awkward
>no friends
>autistic as fuck
>have "white" hobbies as people said
If you're a beta blackbot, you're pretty much fucked for the rest of your life because you are not the stereotype, society wants you to be.
I've had to listen to my parents, siblings, friends all have sex.
It's truly a horrendous thing. Listening but never receiving from a hot female really makes you start hating them.
dubs dosnt lie
itfk, the just should shut the fuck up
>>24533566
Give it a rest
Please never stop elliot posting
how many years has it been since you went at least one day without sucidial thoughts, robots?
6 years here
I can't remember life without them.
>>24533310
What's this interview called? Is it worth watching?
>>24533344
vice interviews are entertaining, they're all over youtube
What was 4chan like in the early 2000s?
It was the worst, by today's standards. 3-4 was still forum posters mostly before we fell into our own niche, then it was just a bunch of bullshit in mid 4, then 4-6 was peak 4chan times. Everyone was competent on the computer and understood how 4chan worked and wasn't in it for the memes. Then after 4chan gained notoriety in 6 it started the decline. Now we're in a constant loop of new people coming, not understanding and people trying to make a hot meme to capitalize on.
you had a lot of lurk moar faggot type of stuff. Tbh when a dude on my hall showed me 4chan I had him confirmed for a virgin. And I was right. Then from 04-15 I became mega chad, and come here to read shit that makes me feel better about myself.
>no catalog
>no captcha
>EFG everywhere
it's the shittiest time
> Look at all this bread
>I'ont talk to feds
> try and take my bitch, you gone take two to the head
>>24533152
>i just hit for 9 birds what imma do wit that
>pull up on the curb then you hop out and be thru with that
> im so fresh like dish detergent if you not fresh she thru with that
>if you are a nerd everything here you not cool with that
Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming, Constantinople
Here I come
All the leaves are off of the oak
And all of the sheep have followed
The spoken word
I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
So I stand out in the open
All my friends are with you I hope
And pray
I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming, Constantinople
Here I come
>the same motherfuckers that tried to blackball me
>forgot about two things, my black balls
I thought the feels transcended color and gender? Why do I keep seeing black feels and fembot feels here?
>>24533126
blackbot here. participated some early this year, but didnt like it at all. most of them seem norm'ish anyway since they a lot of them use social media, and do other normal stuff.
i dont think those threads are necessary at all, but than again /r9k/ has some /pol/lacks here anyway.
>>24533759
just to re-iterate my point. i think they shouldnt be nonwhite feels, fembot feels, c u c k threads (and im hoping this board doesnt have porn). also keeping religion and politics away would help this board.
hopefully threads like those could get archieved, deleted, and banned someday.
This is what I want to say when I see blackbot, fembot, cyborg, etc. posts. The beauty of anonymity is not being divided by these meaningless distinctions. We're all feelbots.
