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This is just one of my many waifus from my cool harem of waifus
And the most muscular one
So shy :3 :3
Nice 2 meet u
I thought you guys said whire guys have it easy in Asia when it comes to finding a gf?
This guy is conventionally attractive and in shape but they're still rejecting him!
Did you lie to me?
http://youtu.be/Gzn3E5HNcNA
He's getting their numbers.
>>24542279
They seem hesitant. I assume they're probably fake numbers. When he asked the girl with the black too for her number, it looks like she's was about to cry.
>>24542325
No. Asian women act shy in public then they exchange messages and meet up at a love hotel and have sex.
If your name starts with C and ends with ade, get in this thread!
cool-ade here, whats good senpai
>>24542035
nothing much desu senpai
Cade, here. Wussup?
It's thanksgiving and your Chad brother's daughter says
>daddy, why is uncle anon looking at my butt?
What do?
Ask to apologize with kisses.
Laugh heartily and say, "haha yep! Ya got me"
And then grab his daughter and get out of there as fast as possible.
>>24541994
what? 2016 and not allowing our love?, then i grab a knife and start to fuck her at a incredible speed, while no one could do anithing cuz if they did i would kill them all
take that chad
Rise and shine, non-US wagekuks
you're way off my friend. I just got home from work.
Really, really missed the mark
>>24541966
It would be the US wagies waking up around now though, in the west at least.
How do we stop the plague that is rampant online white knighting?
You don't, it's basically impossible
>>24541961
Open your arse and accept the BBC. That will stop them.
you can't
men have been conditioned to be protective of women for ages, you can't change that overnight
Do you hate/dislike any of your family members robots?
Well me being born through my entire family into chaos for a few years. can't say that I hate them but there are a few that definitely hate me.
>>24541868
I don't hate nobody. Not even Hitler.
Just in time for Thanksgiving. My brother's girlfriend is a troll. Hopefully won't become my sister-in-law.
WHO IS THIS BITCH?
I know theres more pictures of her. I've seen her posted on /r9k/ a couple times. She makes me so fucking hot
>>24541847
Fuck that, what does her shirt say? What the fuck is "hustl" with an upside down A?
elizabeth anne
>>24541873
Hustla
Attention space robots!!!
DON'T GIVE UP ANON-KUN!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
>>24541651
okayou
O-Ohayou!
>>24541683
You're about four months too late. I have abandoned hope and let my heart turn to stone.
None of us are gonna make it, and we need to start learning how to deal with it.
Bought a fleshlight to practice with, turns out my erectile dysfunction is so bad I can't penetrate it and my Peyronies Disease has got to the point any attempt at achieving an erection no matter how soft is painful as fuck.
Oh and I have a really tight foreskin too. May as well chop my penis clean off and go trans.
What do senpai
how often do you masturbate? was it always that bad? does your dick look like a banana?
if you fap too much i'd say stop watching porn and only use your imagination for masturbation material. maybe go a month without jerking it to get sensitive again. also play with your foreskin and stretch it while having a hot bath. you can try your fleshlight there too
>>24541649
Sex is overrated anyway
>>24541764
not OP but my dick looks like a banana turned downwards, does it mean i am sick?
i also have ED problems sometimes, mostly in the head of the penis, it feels kinda soft
I predict there's gonna be a bombing/shooting during the parade, it's a major event with tons of civilians, let's see what happens
Pic possibly related
>>24541645
Bumping
Comment totally original
Bumping for interestdon't mute me bro
>>24541645
If it happens (which I doubt) you're gonna get v&
Reminder that no fap works only if you feel guilty after every fap.
>tfw failed no fap November
I feel at peace and comfy after every fap also sleepy and hungry
Where does this guilt shit come from ?
no fap is idiotic tbqh
fapping reduces stress
also, fapping before making an impt. decision clears the mind
>>24541729
>>24541692
Normies try fapping three times a day all week long. I would rather just stand next to a girl than fap.
I have the thinnest walls in the world. Its so thin that if someone downstairs flicks a light switcvg I can feel it. My dad is the most inconsiderate fat fuck I've ever met. I try sleeping early last night and he starts slamming doors and yelling and laughing all nht. I finally go to sleep at 3 and then I wake up at 8 to him slamming doors. No matter what I do this fat cock sucker is either waking me up or keeping me up. All I can literally think about is killing him. Have vivid fantasies of killing him every single day. He fucks my life so bad I haven't got sleepvin so long. He just doesn't stop. If I try earplugs he just cooks a bunch of nasty food and smokes cigarettes. The only thing I'm thankful for today is knowing they eventually have to die. Imnso fucjing sick of hearing doors slam at 2 am every night and him waking me up first thing in the morning and then going back to sleep. I get like a 6 hour window every night where he fucks off. Every night at 3 am I'm going to blast music until he freaks out then I'm gonna pop him in his fucjing jaw because I'd rather be homeless. I just want a fucjing job how the fucj qm I supposed to work with this fat piece of shit sleeping less then a vampire and being as fat and inconsiderate as possible all day.
Is he mentally ill or just clumsy loud fatso?
>>24541625
He sounds mentally ill, possibly autistic.
>>24541591
Yeah but where is your mom while all of this is happening?
how to get rid of a body guys? should i saw it in pieces and where to go with them? burn them in the oven? or take them 1 by 1 in the backpack somewhere out and burrow them underground so they rot? the bones will take forever to get rid of am i suposed to grind them?
i just want to love and be loved by a high quality non primitive white women
nice try , FBI
Im not gunna be getting in your party van, though.
>>24541570
>>24541559
reddit pussies
Other than laughing, what are some other ways humans bond?
Sharing experiences. swapping stories. Just talking in general.
Excessive drinking.
Sometimes I wish I could just invite someone over to just drink, and maybe talk.
i wish talking were easier. people seem to have a databank of stories and experiences they can use. all i have is my adventures in azeroth.
