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Almost there, boys. Who tha fucc up?!
lets blaze up
real nicca hours is all day and year round
only if u juggin tho
AYYY WHERE A BIH DAT GON GIVE SUM SUCC???
Can we get a thread for images like this? Pics of people doing the emoji laugh irl.
nooriginal faggot cunt robot nigger
>>24555719
Yes you fucking redditor. Go away.
>>24555753
>wants thread of "emojis"
>calls me a redditor
Porn has taken my mind
I havent watched porn in two weeks
I just deleted all my porn
i am porn
Anyone else spend thanksgiving alone?
yup. fuck errbody
I almost went solely for the food but it didn't seem worth it
I wish.
9999999999999fuck you bot9999999999
>2016
>WWIII
>robots get drafted
>influx of thousands of pvt. pyles basically
>standered to pass boot camp lowers due to autistic robots and the need for moar men
>mental breakdowns happening every 2 minutes
>a few courageous former fedora,trenchcoat,finderless glove wearing autists who have a romanticized view of war and honor keep everyone calm and inspire them to fight since they can speak our tongue
>robots still act dysfunctional on battlefield
>America most likely loses do to beta soldiers
how would you avoid getting drafted?
>>24555570
>a few courageous former fedora,trenchcoat,finderless glove wearing autists who have a romanticized view of war and honor keep everyone calm and inspire them to fight since they can speak our tongue
>yfw you will embrace the path of the warrior
>>24555570
>already a soldier
>don't get drafted
>>24555570
>Put NEETs on battle field
>They go full Russo-Slavic Rape mode
>Not a single pure maiden remains along their walked paths.
four hours, four hourse, four horse, for horse, forhose, forse, force#
>>>/v/ is that way friend
>>24555287
who is this my family senpai?
>>24555399
Agitated Anthony
![[HorribleSubs] Subete ga F ni Naru - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.05_[2015.11.27_00.29.25].png](https://i.imgur.com/AT4LOIj.png "[HorribleSubs] Subete ga F ni Naru - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 04.05 [2015.11.27 00.29.25]")
Is this Chad?
>hungry skeleton body
>no interest in women
>acts like a walking fedora most of the time
He's more like what a robot thinks they are
>>24555286
And yet he attracts pussy just by existing
>>24555310
It's almost like beta losers write anime to escape being beta losers
>I don't celebrate normie holidays like Thanksgiving because I will not conform to society's standards and traditions.
>At this moment I am euphoric, not because I am a self proclaimed genius, but because I have transcended the boundaries of normality.
Try as you will Robots, but you will always be normies to me. hahaha
>>24555015
normie, normie, normie.
don't forget to normie normie, normie
>>24555015
Oldposting faggot
>>24555215
>Oldposting
What is the meaning of this? I am only expressing my euphoria of being abnormal. Please, no need for name calling.
>be me 27
>today
>alone for Thanksgiving
>gf dumped me for a 10/10 rich guy
>playing fallout 4
>phone rings
>its my x telling me that she is pregnant by a better guy than me
>hang up
>her bf calls me
>he says he needs to talk to me
>"sure"
>1 hour later he arrives
>he is thinking to break up with her
>turns out to be a good guy
>play fallout 4 with triple 4k tv display at his house on his 5000$ PC
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
>>24554761
Nice
Tell him to enjoy dat child support
>>24554761
whats the point in being friends with girls, you gain nothing from it, while guys have your back and offer to help to
Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>blame women for wanting cute guys
>only want a cute girl
explain yourself /r9k/
>>24554608
Most guys I know will date down a bit if the girl has a good personality. A girl wants CHAD and nothing else.
Because I deserve a cute girl
>>24554642
how would you feel if someone you liked was forced to be with somebody ugly or they don't like? you dont deserve anything
My girlfriend faked a coma for 6 days and when I found out broke up with me, we've been dating 9 months, now I feel like I have nobody
I broke up with my 9 months gf, and almost 3 weeks later she got pregnant by someone else.
>>24554516
Easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
>>24554516
Sounds like a major headcase tbqh, better off well out of it
>134,000+ likes
>8,000+ comments of people praising her
>literally does nothing noteworthy except be attractive
>not even a fashion model, just some girl who posts pictures of herself
>tfw "being an attractive woman on the internet" is now a career path
Fuck this earth
You want to be a girl so bad, don't you OP?
doesn't she own a business
>does nothing noteworthy except being attractive
Uh that is pretty fucking noteworthy in the human experience. Life is about passing on your genes with a partner who has good genes. She has good genes which means she has actual value to every single male that isnt an abstraction like "hard working"
>tfw 6 page essay dude in 7 hours
Wish me luck famsters.
good luck robot, just keep working and you'll be ok.
>>24554393
Best of luck, OP. JUST work on it and you'll be done eventually.
if you work on it and focus, I'm 100% sure you can do it in just 4 or less hours. If you try really hard, maybe 2.
Ganbatte!
I really don't know what to do with my life.
>>24554378
Just hang in there Anon.
Do what you want
>>24554453
What if you can't think of anything you want?
Where is everyone stuck at gor thanksgiving?
Im stuck in butt fuck redneck bakersfield.
Post photos
Abandoned farms, things everywhere. Weird trashy motels with druggies staying
One of my aunts dogs. Dusty as fuck
>>24554479
interdasting, I'm up in Canada
post more abandoned farms
