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Why aren't you happy?
>>24563266
because im miserable
>>24563266
because
>tfw no gf
and because the robot limits my shitposting
because you stopped posting those dope geography lessons man
Honestly, anywhere is better than this board. There's nothing but whiny gay faggots roleplaying with each other pretending they're "/soc/ial" outcast while forming bonds with one another by posting over used memes and not even hating women anymore. The lack of creativity is sort of ironic considering the purpose of the "robot".
>>24563103
>wah wah
>none of you are real robots
>wah wah
>none of you post original content
>wah wah
Somewhere in Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs is playing the worlds' tiniest violin for you.
>>24563145
I never affiliated myself with the term robot, it sounds cringy as hell.
>i'm le robot guys haha let me post some danke frogs bro xD i'll surely fit in now
But I really do have social anxiety and this is my first post here. Fucking 4/10 chubgrill tried chatting me up at the corner store when I just wanted to buy my Coronas and get back home. Mumbled a couple of words she was saying back at her then asked her where she lives like I was going to stalk her. She finally shut up This was twenty minutes ago, my heartbeat's still on turbo. Now I can't concentrate on these tables I was comfortably analyzing. Fuck this shit.
I graduated high school this year. How do I forget my crush? I felt like I was destined to love her but never got to talk with her much.
Step 1. Stop being a c.u.ck
>>24563021
Confess your love to her and if she rejects you so what? You'll get over it quick.
>/r9k/ is now filled with children and their teenage stupid drama
What's your waifu, r9k? Mine is pic relatedHow does it feel knowing you will never have your waifu?
>>24563006
Feels bad but i'm not really interested in real life relationships because they're destined to fail.
Peridot is a great waifu.pearl is better, though
>>24563006
Fennel is best pokegirl, that's why she's my waifu.
Ask a depressed 18 year old security guard anything
>>24562889
This is my dog Marley getting a bath at the local pet shop
story behind that dog?
can you post more pictures of the dog?
How about this
>ultra-rare pepe
that I drew all by myself, gang? :^)
>>24562800
Looks real good family.
Mind if I save?
>>24562811
Save it, it's all yours friend :^)
>also, checked
Look at this fresh ultra rare pepe str8 off the press
I am walking around town with scissors and everyone is staring at me. I am like 6'4 in these boots and i keep making snip snap noises with my scissors.
Maybe i should find a cutie and cut some of her hair. If i do so i will post before and after pictures.
>>24562753
Don't forget to
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24562785
Ree before or after the act
Find someone sitting down in a noisy area and see if you can do it without them noticing. Then reeee in their ear and walk away.
>tfw girlfriend and I just broke up
I'm 29 and she was my second girlfriend. Chances are I won't get a new gf for a long long time.
Will you guys please take me back? ;_;
Don't feel bad, I'm a 25 year old virgin who never had a gf.
>>24562745
>Don't feel bad, I'm a 25 year old virgin who never had a gf.
One day you'll be a 40 yo virgin
>>24562759
No I wont, silly. I'll be dead before then.
*YAWNNNNN* *stretch* *farts*
Oh, hi wagecukie. Didn't see you there. My bed sure feels comfy this morning. mm.
How's the Black Friday rush little wagies?
I'm going later on and ripping a stinky, putrid fart in the crowd. I've eaten 3 bean burritos in preparation.
Fucking normie wagekeks never know what hit them
>Black Friday
People are so fucking dumb to physically go to the store for this when most places offer the same deals online on the same day.
>>24562689
Today must be rough for wageslaves
>Go to Grandma's for thanksgiving.
>Immediately go to the room she uses for storage so I don't have to make small talk with my family that hates me.
>Start rummaging through boxes.
>Find old 3 ring binder with pictures and letters from my great grandpa.
>Decide to start reading the old war letters.
>They consist of him talking about his depression and some the horrors he faced daily.
One thing he said really stuck out.
>"I don't fear death as much as I fear my own mind and what it can create: loneliness, pain, anger, sadness, hate, senility. After a few years of those, I imagine death is like a holiday at the beach."
>He killed himself 4 years after the war.
>Grandma walks in and sees the pictures.
>"You are just like your great grandpa anon."
Don't kill yourself anon. Me and mountain dew are here for you.
>>24562683
>I imagine death is like a holiday at the beach.
>>24562725
poor little weewees has your back
>fembots do you...
>do fembots like..
>i'm a fembot and...
>tfw no fembot gf
>why do fembots...
>who is your favorite fembot
>meet fembots...
When will this fucking shit end? Can you desperate redditors just leave? These girls aren't going to fuck you.
So when are you pathetic fucks going to realize your board is no longer what it was and move on just like the Gentlemen did when you took the board from them?
So it's okay for spineless feelfags to take from someone else, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU IF SOMEONE ELSE DID IT TO YOU!
Pic related, it's you.
>>24562671
>Gentlemen
kys
>>24562671
Go back to ED you dumb redditor.
>tfw uncut have rawdogged and came inside both
>boi pucci
>cis vaggies
Pucci was better
you're aware it's called anal and that girls also have an anus?
>>24563499
Are you also aware that most girls are lame as fuck and won't do anal?
>>24563499
he's a virgin memer anon, he doesn't quite understand real life yet
whats the best penis shaped and vegan I can heat up in a pan/oven and shove up my hole?
...
write that again in english pls
what am I reading dude
a banana
>chad has nailed more girls in a single week than you will in your entire life
Needless hyperbole when mister Chad is competing against a sum of zero.
At least you tried.
who cares what normies do.
>>24562449
cheeky fucker, I bet you won't say that to my face
Are you a robot?
Take the ultimate test!
Need 2 questions.
Are you an incel virgin?
Are you male?
If the answer is yes to both, you're a robot, otherwise not.
>>24562289
no. while it's true robots are virgins, being a virgin will not automatically make you a robot.
>>24562302
>i-im totally not wanting sex! sex is for plebians anyways!
Pathetic.
