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Hey anon, its the season of giving, don't be jealous
>>24577844
it sure is!! mmmmm look at those RUGGED hung ebony STUDS
maybe once they've BLACK-BRED you, you can convince them to PIERCE my PUCKERED PINK BOIPUSSY?
>>24577844
Is that Vince Staples?
Anyway, i'm black so I don't care. Plus I don't like that hairstyle you got.
I'll be giving you to the count of three to get the fuck out of here.
Ayy who /pedo/ here?
There is nothing wrong with love
Nice try FBI, but you won't get me this time.
might be
>uni
>uni
>uni
>uni
>uni
>literally every other thread someone mentions "uni"
>uni
>uni
Why does everyone use "uni"? I never once heard this growing up, everyone always referred to it as "college".
When did this trend start?
cmon guy did you jest get on the internet of something?
>>24577566
because there are other countries besides murrica
Because brains naturally implement autocompletion.
I remember this girl that looked she had severe Treacher-Collins on one side of her face. She came as mysterious as she disappeared. She just showed up in the middle Freshman year. Then sometime in the Sophomore year I noticed I didn't see her around.
She was always quiet. I never had the same classes as her and she always sat alone at lunch. I wanted to find out what happened to her so I asked around what her name was. No one really knew so I grabbed my brother's yearbook to find her name.
I found her name and I looked her up on Facebook. I found nothing so I googled her name. Her name was little unique so there weren't many searches. The first result was an Obituary. I read it and it said she died around the time I noticed she was gone. In a roundabout way it alluded to the fact she committed suicide.
At the bottom where it mentioned families member it only mentioned her Dad and her brother. That was even the saddest part of the whole thing. Two searches below the obituary was a link to some site that a couple girls at my high school used. It was basically 20 or posts making fun of her face.
>>24577412
I would have been her bf.
>>24577412
Not surprising. Women are vile creatures to anyone they think is ugly.
you take that walk into uncanny valley and theres no escape
Why aren't you in a band, /r9k/?
Even hyper-autists like pic related reportedly managed to get tons of girls
>>24577409
I'm a one man band, it's one of many projects I am able to pursue as an enlightened neeet
I'm too lazy to play an instrument.
>>24577441
sorry this is not a real band and will not get you laid
also performing well generally requires some measure of charisma...sorry bots
Hey anons
My doctor is trying to perscribe me a low dose of zoloft. At first I was really not into the idea at all, but I'm warming up to it.
I got diagnosed with social anxiety disorder and major depressive disorder. However, within a few months I could see the depression fix itself. The social anxiety is here to stay
Post general experiences with Zoloft itt plz
>>24577338
Zoloft was okay. I was going through a really bad time and have dealt with social anxiety my whole life, and it helped with both of those. I felt much closer to baseline most of the time, absolutely no extreme ups and downs. It actually felt like I couldn't feel deep sadness while I was taking it. Or really any kind of deep feelings for that matter.
Ultimately that's why I stopped taking it and refused to try other SSRIs that my doc wanted me to try. I realized that feelings of sadness have their place, and I should be making changes to my life to fix the lack of happiness rather than just try to mute the sadness.
>>24577618
Would you recommend it? I'm at an all time low. There are times when I want to lock myself in a room and never talk to anyone. I'm suicidal a lot and have self harm issues
>>24578100
It sounds like you should try something, so if your doc is recommending Zoloft than yes go with that. They will closely monitor how it affects you at first and try something else if it doesn't work. I would suggest being open to the process of "finding something that works" because it can be frustrating and exhausting, but all you have to do is find the one that helps and makes you feel better. But if Zoloft works for you then there ya go.
Also if you're not seeing a therapist then seriously consider finding one. For me it was just as important as the medication, especially if you're open to working through issues and want to get better.
Does this look like a retard drew it? I maked this. I might be retarded.
>>24577319
I like it op. looks pretty cool
>>24577376
Thanknyou!!!I
The drawing made me laugh tbqhh
>I'm going to commit suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyVZNrWkow
me 2 senpai
cya space frogs
>I have depression and anxiety
>My heart rate goes 160 bpm
>op didn't post the gif
I had sex today with my ex. Afterwards my room and my fingers were smelling like pussy.
why must pussy smell so horribly? And why don't we notice that during sex, but only after?
Vagina smells horrible
am I gay?
If you think pussy smells bad you're either gay or she has a rank vag.
My moneys on gay
>>24577079
Pussy smells so good. Tastes good if shes not a rachet ass hoe
I'm feeling sad, lonely and pathetic. Can you cheer me up guys?
someone fucking reply to me please
>>24576925
>>24577017
Try your best today, anon!
Not for everybody else but for yourself!
You really should value yourself, anon.
tell me about yourself in a non self deprecating way
>Stick things up bum every night
>Legs hurt next day
yeah me too
sometimes i cum hands free
>>24576727
Do you also self insert as traps like me?
>>24576703
>>24576727
>>24576763
Get out of my board you goddamn degenerates. /r9k/ is pure.
>Day 2 of NoFap
>>24576533
Hilarious a good chuckle indeed
Day 3. How are you holding up? feel anythin
>>24576614
Bad, I want to fap to anything, even fetishes that I normally consider disgusting
Hey /r9k/,
I'm coming here from /fit/ to ask some advice from more experienced feels. It's a simple problem. When I have sex, I can only get really hard when my mate is pleasured. She can blow me, or do whatever, but I don't really get completely torqued unless I finger the shit out of her and make her squirm. Is this bad? Am I being too selfless here?
I've never had a girlfriend to have regular sex with so I can't test it out frequently, but whenever I do have sex, the only thing that gets me going is getting my partner to moan loud as fuck.
Help /r9k/, you're my only hope.
I know this feel, If I don't see my partner enjoying then I can't either, that's why I try my best to plaese them.
Is it bad? Doubtful, sex should be enjoyed by both, if one part doesn't, then its like one part is just taking advantage of the other.
My hypothetical gf's pleasure is my biggest fetish. You're telling me this is considered bad now?
>>24576527
Sorry you're gay
start fucking guys and you'll be fine
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
She's running out again,
She's running out
She's run run run run
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
ganamos che
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without
A sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you
A heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and
I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with him must have
Damn near killed you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI
Any stalker here? How do I start following people and go away with it?
It's okay but Solaris is better
don't get caught
>>24576252
Do you regularly record yourself cumming?
