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Hey I have nothing to contribute to this board.
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Same tbqhwy lad.
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>>24576220
Lets not contribute together.
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Hi guys i heard you weren't contributing. Let me join your festivities!

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Who /lostallhope/ here?
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>>24576050
me. i'm at that point where i'm starting to do crazy shit in life because my best days are behind me and i don't really give a shit if someone thinks i'm retarded anymore.
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Everything that happens is a series of accidents. Why get emotionally involved in it?
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>>24576050
not me, dont know why but i jus cant give up , still have my childhood dream, i will become a traveler training martial arts living on the streets beating some criminal asses an chads faces. i have nothing else i doesnt matter if i die, the travel start in one year

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Smart robots I need your help. I have an organic chemistry final on Tuesday. I have done no work the entire semester and I need a good grade in the class to get into med school. Is it possible to learn it by Tuesday? Please help robots my future lies in your hands.
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ochem usually has mega curves- do within the margin of error of your class. Also, Khan academy videos can help. What sections will the exam be over? or is it a final?
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>>24575995
It is over three chapters but I need to learn the previous six as well because I think the material builds off of previous material. Also there are no curves as evidenced by my 27% on the last exam.
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>>24576065
My exams were all curved at the end of the semester- what was the class average/median? Is this intro ochem? DESU, that's a super short period of timer to learn all of that information. To start out, I would find the titles of sections that were covered, watch the Khan Academy vid on it. Then, get paper, and write out all the reactions/ mechanisms you can. Ochem's a bitch. sorry man.

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What's up /b/ I tried asking /g/ but they are unbelievable autists

Anyone own a Nexus 5?
Is this deal right here worth it?
http://www.amazon.com/LG-Nexus-Unlocked-Cellphone-Black/dp/B00GGQJL2K
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Yes. The N5 is pure Android at its simplest.
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>unironically not correcting a guy who calls this /b/
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>>24575859
You could get it, then root it and put a custom rom like CyanogenMod on it. It should be good enough. Just don't expect it to perform like other 2014/15 flagships.

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So my boss fucked around with my work schedule.

I usually work the night shift (6p-1a), but he did a fucking switch on me and has me coming in at 11:15am for opening.

With the day off in between, I've been powering through almost 35 hours without sleep.

I'm losing my will, /b/

Keep me awake.

Pic unrelated. Some friend left it on my PC.
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>>24575667

>/b/

Fucking robots.

I'm so god damned sleep deprived.
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>>24575667
>I'm losing my will, /b/
>/b/
Will that explains all the kek and trap shit posters, their mistaking /r9k/ for /b/.
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Boohoo life is hard grab a fuckin number kiddo and have a seat.

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This entire fucking world has lost its sense of humor.

I'm literally an autistic cringworthy fuck but people constantly tell me I'm one of the funniest people they know.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
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>HAHA IM SO FUNNY AND PEOPLE LOVE ME THERES SOMETHING BAD WITH THE WORLD PLS FEEL BAD FOR ME
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
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Pro tip: they just say that to make you feel good.

Some of us are just boring but people just cant say it out loud.
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>>24575570
That's because they're laughing at how much an autist you are. Not because you're actually funny.

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IF YOU ARE NOT FAT YOU NEED TO GET OUT

SKINNY PEOPLE CANNOT BE ROBOTS

EVER
V
E
R

SKINNY PEOPLE LITERALLY HAVE NO FLAWS

GET OUT YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
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I'm not skinny though. I'm a fucking skeleton. 6ft1 130 lbs reporting in
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~5'6"
~150lbs senpai
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IF YOU ARE NOT JABBA YOU NEED TO GET OUT

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT JABBA THE HUTT
GET OUT
IF YOU DONT LIVE IN A DESERT GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT

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>tfw no nice friends
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>>24575122

>having friends at all

I want normies to leave.
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>tfw no nice dubs
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Nice friends are awful, mean friends are great and make you a far more socially capable person

Well it's obvious that this board is dead. I refuse to post in threads, and read the opinions and musings of anonymous poster who are beta cu ck orbiter faggots. r9k is literally reddit im off to find a new home board
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>tfw you got some asstickled faggot to leave /r9k/
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See you in 5 minutes.
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>>24574848

What else do you expect from these pathetic failed normies?

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>"hey anon, could you give me a lift to Chads house, me and Krissi are too drunk to drive!"
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>>24574652
Do I look like someone who owns a car to you?
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>>24574652
Haha no, get a taxi
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could you, would you want to go out next weekend to the movies? smoke some pot, watch mad max on acid, sounds fun right?

>ewww fuck off u junkie creep just take us home

ok, whatever

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Why are women attracted to all levels of abuse?

Pic related
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All women desire to be put in their place
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>>24574623
because if you don't hit 'em you don't actually love 'em
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it's in their genes

women try to find a m8 that is dominant and strong.

Chances are she wouldnt let her be treated that way if her SO were a neckbeard or beta.

Sure he is still stronger than her but not stronger than other men so she wont show him any respect and will proceed to sue the shit out of him if he touches her

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>tfw family member takes pictures of you when you're just lying alone in bed, trying to avoid everyone

Leave me alone
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>>24574531
>tfw grew up before cellphone cameras and even before most digital cameras and looong ago before social media and all of my embarrassing/depressing childhood teen shit isn't shared as a meme for as long as the internet exists

feels pretty good desu
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>>24574531
Have we ever decided if this is a boy or girl? Looks like could have facial hair but I see purple jacket on chair.
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>>24574637
Always assumed it was a boy

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How about tfw you're attractive enough to be Chad if it weren't for your depression and internet addiction
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not a guy, but yes
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>tfw I come from a more affluent family and would probably be a Chad if I wasn't such a depressed shut in
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>>24574290
>>24574699
post pics I don't believe you.

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>she has kik
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>>24574264
>she doesn't have a penis
>she has a vagina
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>she's under 5'4"
>she uses emjois in texts
>she lost her virginity before 17
>she listens to EDM
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>she
Don't mind me robot just making an original post

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>Where do you get your "clothes"?
>You must be lost, I think you're looking for the loser table.
>Did you see what Jessica was wearing? I would literally shoot myself if I ever wore that, like, literally.


ITT: We be great big bitches to one another.
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>>24574245
>omg OP made a thread actually thinking he'd get replies. Ewwwwww what a creep!
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>People insult my clothes and car
>I probably make 2-4x what they make.
I save my money on stuff that matters and don't feel like dressing up for mundane activities.

Bite me.
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>>24574263

>Sorry, I don't offended by people whose daddy left for a pack of cigarettes 12 years ago and never came back.

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