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>>24589930
Looks like a typical pie-faced Amerilard to me. His haircut is about his only redeeming feature.
>>24589930
original bamp?
>Celebrity gossip bullshit
I refuse.
>have straight sex yesterday night
>delete all trap/trans porn in the morning
Its gay and you know it
It's gay as fuck. I instahide all trap/tranny/boipussy threads on sight. Only people in denial partake in that shit. Same with pegging/prostate stimulation.
Nice meme reddit
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>>24589696
>implying there's anything wrong with being gay
bigots pls go and stay go, it's 2015! don't you know you're on the wrong side of history?
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Weekend's almost over!
its really sad
>weekend keeps getting better and better!
why do you still work if it is better that you feel to not work?
>muh paycheck
>>24589729
>Why do you things that don't immediately gratify you?"
>Why do you work so that you can have a better lifestyle/future instead of just living in the moment like an eternal child?
>birthday
>got no one to talk to
>feel shit as always
>mom gave me a few bucks to order a burger as a birthday present
How to cheer up on a birthday?
>>24589457
Happy birthday m8 I'm sorry it sucks.
>>24589503
Thanks m breh..
I've literally never had a birthday party in my life, get on my level
>be a neet for 3 years
>had no money
>literally lived in a relative's basement
>got a respectable job now
>own my own place
>still not happy
How do the normies do it?
>>24589425
Usually by loving.
A good circle of friends is a good start though.
>>24589425
Lack of self-awareness. I see it all the time. At the point you're at, which I was at about two years ago, I just went out and found weird shit to do that generally makes you happy. It's the next step. Otherwise, you'll slide right back into NEET status.
>>24589425
Welcome to the world of depression.
Emptiness and suicidal thoughts will come to you.
There is no escape.
>Newfangled generation of chantards constantly whining about SJWs
>Not realizing that tumblrinas are a very, very, VERY small insignificant minority of people with victim complexes who just sit behind their keyboards and make up shit to complain about
>Not realizing conservatives have been pushing for censorship and the abolition of free speech far longer than SJWs have
>Not realizing that SJWs have ZERO legislative influence
>Meanwhile, conservashits and corporate shills like Trump or Pat Robertson do have legislative influence, and would love nothing more than to ship all your NEET asses off to forced labor camps
>Not realizing neo-cons are the one who started this trend of whining about SJWs, and only in a desperate attempt to caricaturize anyone with progressive leanings
>"Hurr durr, you support marriage equality? Fuck off, SJW!"
>The entire thing has resulted in a massively senseless witch-hunt that's going to plunge us all into the Dark Ages of civil rights again
Congratulations. This generation has completely imploded into its own retardedness.
Fuck off, faggot.
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
Progressives are literally ruining the world.
>>24589388
I actually agree with you there anon.
2016 will be the vortex of this carnival whirlwind and for one am fed up with it already.
Us NEETS drink natural /water/ unlike Wagekeks, who drink calorie drinks or ones with chemicals. Maybe it's frying their little brains? Anyways, another day another doller.
>>24589378
>doller
>NEETS don't even know what money is spelled like
>/thread
>>24589378
Just becareful drinking from plastic bottles. They can have a xenoestrogen
>Drinking tap water
Seriously? Enjoy your calcified brain
Last one was good, do not post betamax stories where he takes her back or forgives her,
>Bonus points for OC
>mfw muted for not original comment
>bloxox xoxox loxox
Do I need to tell you to get the fuck out?
>>24589560
>Not knowing that reddit is a goldmine for this shit
Reddit has a subreddit dedicated to relationships and it's filled to the brim with girls getting btfo
Who the fuck thought "just be yourself" was good advice? There's a reason why you shouldn't around new people. Because chances are there might be characteristics about you that'll repulse everyone the second they meet you. So it's best to show off your better qualities while slowly getting to know them -- and see if that takes you somewhere good, or you should abandon ship then and there.
And around women? What the fuck? I'll tell you what's going to happen if you try to be yourself around a girl you just met.
>meet cute girl
>be yourself
>creep her out
>cops called
>get kicked out of college
>lose job
>ruin reputation with friends and family
>have court date set
>lose court battle
>put on registry that everyone can publically look you up on
>be subjected to laws which require you to tell your neighbours, each time you move, of what you did
>be the scourge of the community from day one
>get only shit jobs that your parole officer sets you up with
>probably have to move back in with mother who has to hide her contempt for you on a daily basis
>neighbours tell kids about you
>said kids come and egg your house and periodically make your life hell
>each time you meet new girl, be required by megan's law to inform her of what you've done
>enjoy her look of disgust, because there's going to be plenty more
>each holidays family will try their hardest to ignore you
>take bus because can't afford car now
>meet qt 16y/o who wants to bang you because she's a dumbass thrill seeker
>the only pussy you're getting, so you desperately comply
>girl accuses you of rape
>since you're a felon, no one's going to give you leaway
>go to prison for violation of parole
>get bum-fucked by jerome and jose
>develop depression
>stop returning letters to mom
>finally on release
>head to nearest home depot
>buy sturdy rope
>find tree at park
>commit suicide for all the kids to see
And all because you thought being yourself to someone new was a good idea.
fuck man. did all that happen to you?
There's a reason people post bees with that advice, baka. It's because what they really want you to do is bee yourself. That is to say, cross pollinate some stamens and assimilate into the hivemind all normies are connected to. It is the only way to communicate with them.
>>24589324
yeah op committed suicide
>want to HEALTH
>eat whole tray of salad
Still not full
FUCK YOU SALAD!!
I hear drinking water can make you fuller
>>24589801
You have to drink a decent amount of water q
15 minutes before eating for that to take effect
>>24589245
Eat more meat.
Low calories and filling.
ITT: Post you all time favourite meme.
Hard mode - Festive edition
I've got nothing, anon, but I'm bumping this because I want some free winter memes
I don't know the favourite, but some of the worst memes in history are belief in free will, Buddhist 'enlightenment' and 'awareness', and so on.
Here's one I send to festive buggers
Is here
http://youtu.be/4RXIYW9pAv8
>>24588925
eggy go away plz
>>24588925
>camera angle
learn to film...
fuck off eggman nobody likes you
If you have such a hard time finding a gf, why don't you just stick to fucking friends with benefits?
>implying we have friends
Nigger, do you even know where you are?
>friends
Decent b8.
>implying any girls would be my fwb
:^)
How do you know if an antidepressant is working?
I think venlafaxine has helped with my anxiety, but I'm even more dissatisfied with my life than before, like I've woken up at the bottom of a well. I've wasted the last 10 years of my life and now there's no way to get in touch with everyone else.
stop posting gondola you're going to ruin it
I'm also taking that shit and it's not working, going to kill myself soon.
One of the side effects for anti-depressants is more depression and anhedonia. Why would anyone take a med like that?
I'm on St. John's Wort and Abilify right now though, and I can feel them helping me. SNRIs aren't as bad as SSRIs, so it's good that you're on one.
How long have you been taking it? It can take like a month to kick in. I don't know why psychs don't prescribe a immediate-acting med like an opiate or ketamine/methoxetamine to fill in the despair you feel while the medication's taking its time to kick in. That could literally save somebody's life. They do that with benzos and SSRIs for anxiety because benzos are dangerous but immediate.
How come you don't see more homeless with smartphones/tablets ?
Seems like a great way to kill time
And there's free WiFi everywhere
The current generation of hobos cannot afford smartphones/tablets.
The next generation will have such technology cause they got it when they still lived with their parents.
Be prepared for the technologically advanced hobo. He is coming
>>24588242
>homeless
>fat
How?
>>24588512
You can buy pasta really cheap?
