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It's that time again, retail bros.
How long you been in retail? Over 10 years for me. I hate my life.
Retail specifically, 6 years or so, with the last 5 years being consecutive. Previous year is spread out a bit amongst other jobs.
It is hell.
But today I did come to a realization and an understanding- the world doesn't want me to work. If I cannot get hired in the engineering field I busted ass to get top grades for over the last four years, why should I be a shitjob slave?
Fuck the world and fuck everyone else. NEETbux application and interview is already setup.
If the fucking world won't let me be an actual productive member of society, then they can fucking pay for it.
I'd rather work, but not like this. Not anymore.
>>24582946
>Fuck the world and fuck everyone else. NEETbux application and interview is already setup.
I hate retail but would still take it over NEET. I wouldn't be able to pay my rent or save for holidays or do anything with NEET wages. When you become NEET you pretty much consign yourself to no other job, no luxuries, no travel, nothing but vidya, shitposting and disdain from the parents you leech off as you grow older, fatter and more hopeless.
>>24583151
I can't pay rent, save for holidays, travel, or have luxuries right now while in retail, so there would be no difference.
Also, already a family failure due to never acquiring significant other after 30 years or having a 'real career' like every other member of my family bar none by age 22.
On the other hand, I'd never have to service another human being, if just for a time, so there is always that. You can't tell me you don't want to slam a customer's face into your register over and over until you can reach in and pull their brains out with your barehands, wagefam.
At what age do girls hit the wall?
23 to 27
As soon as they're born
When chad doesn't notice them anymore
Alright, which one of you autists was this?
Obvs him bruh
>>24582781
thistbh baka senpai 2
>>24582759
Damn. You can see the neet in this nigga's eyes. He's actually a qt if he didn't have that hair cut
>inb4 /fa/
do you have rape fantasies, r9k?
>>24582669
Negative, sir.
>>24582669
Yes.
I hate to admit it but when I first got into rape porn it was because it was the most realistic way i'd ever get pussy. Now I just like seeing women get put in their place.
What's this from? She looks hot.
Shit, what do I do?
If I let it expire, I'll have to start admitting I'm not a robot. But if I re-up, I'll be giving money to a greedy jewish nip.
I literally cannot make a decision.
>>24582655
Let it expire.
You're supporting the butcher of this board. (original comment, mods allowing fembot threads, overcomplicated captcha)
>He bought a 4chan pass
You fucking faggot.
You are the literal definition of a faggot, OP.
OK Robots, today I finger a girl, she came twice and I got a blowjob. All for the first time. Where do I go now? Am I banished?
Text her back, tell her you had fun hanging out with her and you can't wait to see her again. If she responds positively then wait a day or two and invite her to study with you or grab lunch or some gay shit. Then lurk here like the rest of the normies on here
>>24582673
This is terrible advice
Ignore her for a while then wait for her to initate contact. At this point she's seeking your approval.
do your fingers really look like that if you fall asleep while fingering a girl?
>tfw no daedric bf
>tfw no madeupword bf
>>24582556
>madeupword
>mfw
>>24582537
>tfw no sheogorath bf
When was the last time you were rejected?When was the last time you were accepted?
>>24582482
>2 years ago, I'll never try again
>fucking never
>a couple of months ago
>this morning. I rejected her
It was never, since I'm not a gf desperate normie.
I don't know a single girl.
A girl who is single or a girl at all?
>>24582418
The latter my fellow bot.
>>24582418
not op, but what does it matter. doesn't make a difference either way
There's a recurring element in my dreams where I cut off my dick & balls as a unit and set them down on a nearby table. There is no blood and the cut side looks like a cut of meat. I set it down cut-down as if I believe placing it on a cool surface will preserve it somehow. I then become aware of what I just did and put my junk back in place. Once it's back in position the feeling begins to return immediately.
>>24582256
Obligatory music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
>>24582256
You're a tranny, OP
>>24582460
Nuh-uh.
I'm sick of unpleasant vomiting. I'd like if my throat and mouth could have a condom for vomiting so there'd be no taste.
>>24582073
Swallow some balloons. Should solve your problem.
>>24582073
Take some milk of magnesia. Vomit through your ass.
>>24582073
>>24582183
Swallow confetti too. Every bathroom trip will be a party!
You have so many breakthroughs on a daily basis... so many times throughout the day where you think
>THAT'S IT! THAT'S HOW I WILL FIX EVERYTHING. I SOLVED MY PROBLEMS. IT'S THAT EASY.
yet you've done absolutely nothing in so long but have your euphoric pseudo-breakthroughs. Don't lie.
>>24581978
You're projecting.
I for one have had no breakthrough. I still feel as alone and helpless as I've always felt. Even if this emptiness is unearned
I only think about suicide
You're right, or at least I used to be that way. I'm too cynical for my own bullshit these days, I know I'm just lazy human garbage.
>tfw no qt gf with lisp ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsCCFllVbB8&ab_channel=RachelZimic
>>24581871
wow she looks like scott pilgrims sister
>>24581871
dithguthing
a guy with a lisp making that kind of video would be doomed, but if you have a vagina
well, that's another story
>>24583466
I have a lisp and it's fucking shit how do I get rid of it?
Tfw feel a cold sore coming on... Feels fucking bad man.
>>24581705
Herpes ewww
>tfw I chew inside the inside of my cheeks and top and bottom lip all day long that turn into nasty sores inside my mouth
>couple that with the fact with I smoke like a chimney I'll surely be getting mouth cancer
What do they say about oral fixations again?
on day 4 of a big one right now, should be gone in another day or two. shit sucks man good luck
Well, it's Friday night.
We're still back here.
We're still virgins who have never had a girlfriend.
both of my roomates in my apartment had their so's come over for the weekend
I can here them laughing in the rooms next to me and all I'm doing is sitting here and getting high
at least weed makes me not care about the fact that I'm alone
>>24581976
>>24581976
Why not smoke with them?
I'm way more concerned about the fact that I probably won't even live up to my 30's
