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>Tfw no robot bf/gf/agp gf
Should i give up on the dream?
sey is yes spelt backwards.
B-but im a passing tranny
just join a skype group or omegle or something and find somebody you like : ^)
How do I stop having empathy, /r9k/?
Pic unrelated
Become an aspie
>>24567490
why should you stop havin empathy?
You can't, you stupid edgy teenager.
What you CAN do is suppress it as much as you can, of course this build-up of unused emotion will eventually blow up.
How do you feel about asian girls like this?she dresses and talks like a stereotypical black girl. The link to the video of her talking is on the picture. I'm too lazy to type out the link
>posts wannabe nigger
gee guys, what do you think???????I just can't make up my mind......
>>24567424
Not surprised at all tbqh. Asians are known to pretty much worship black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe4AZRkFYE
>>24567742
Tru thug fo lyfe
> Hey, anon, are you ready to go? I'm driving :3
>>24567167
Where are we going?
You're too young for that, baby. Why don't you ride something more suitable for your age, like my dick?
>>24567167
aawww
gay roleplayguy, pls
who /sarcastic prick/ here?
its the only - almost socially acceptable - way i can communicate my utter disdain for everyone/thing
>tfw can't contain my utter contempt for existence during job interviews
haha guess I'll be unemployed forever
bump for some wonderful robot discussion...
ow the edge
blox
What's it called when you suddenly realize something and an overwhelming amount of dread hits you like a rock and you literally want to kill yourself at that very moment? What a horrible feeling.
>>24566952
Despair.
Extra noice, if it's about something you have done to someone else.
>>24567056
It was brutal. It lasted for like 5 minutes and I genuinely thought the devil was trying to suck my soul away or something. Just all the realizations of how I'm a failure and fearing for the future. All of it just hit me and it was fucking hard to breath man. What the fuck.
>>24567332
Yeah, it's like that. What had caused it?
Arousal is a terrible drug.
I've done stupider things when horny than I ever have while shitfaced drunk.
True.
So what's with the meme where people pretend it's a bad thing when certain drugs have a side effect of killing your libido?
>>24566625
Kind of true. I was friends with this girl that I really wanted to fuck, but I never had the courage to make a move. So one night we were hanging out, I had invited her over for my first attempt at making martinis, and it failed miserably. I ended up just drinking half the bottle of gin, then I started kissing her and feeling her up, and then I blacked out. When I woke up, I asked her if we'd had sex, and she said, "no, you just threw up all night and passed out on the floor." I couldn't remember anything except waking up in a pool of my own vomit.
She stayed by my side the whole night though and drove me to the doctor the next morning to get checked out because I couldn't hold down any liquids or solids. Now we're married, but I nor her have ever mentioned that story to anyone else.
>>24566625
This. But man, pumping your load into a slut's cunt in an unprotected fashion feels SO fucking good.
How does it feel to know that the template used for smug pepe was a picture of this beautiful creature.
too booby
Not enough Pepe for me.
Yeah right she's not even green
hi guys! finally figured out how to post something here. :)
i'm working on a project for school about memes and the history of the sad frog (picture included here if it works!). everything online said it came from here, and so i wanted to see if i could use some of you guys as a direct source for my paper. questions for you!
1. When was the first time you saw the sad frog?
2. What is your favorite sad frog?
3. What does sad frog mean to you?
4. What do you think of happy frog, dancing frog, the man who's friends with the frog, etc.?
5. If the person who made the first frog is here or you know him/her, how can I get in touch!
Thank you guys!!! :)
could anyone tell me where else i could go if this isn't the right place? i'd love to get my paper in before the weekend. it's due sunday at midnight. :(
>>24566881
Hello my good gentlesire
It seems you are using the wrong "Nae Nae" meme. There is a sad frog who has a smug appearance that is used with that song. It's pretty funny and random haha.
This is them with cozy cocky frog in the picture included
YOU ALREADY KNO WHOO IT IZZZZZ
>SILENTOAD
>SILENTOAD
>SILENTOAD
:^)
>have thinnest walls in the world
>parents make my life a literal hell every waking moment
>the only way I can sleep is if I just wake up every half hour to them being inconsiderate
>they either sit in their room right next to mine or go to the kitchen and slam cubbards for an hour which is right under me
>I've never felt well rested before
>every day I have too stand in the hallway and yell at them to fuck off
>parents are add ridden and run up and down the stairs every minute
>hear my mom walk down the stairs
>no noise
>then come back up
>thank godgod
>ten seconds later she goes back downstairs
>slam...slam.....crash....slam
>almost fall back asleep
>BOOOOOOM
>eyes shoot wide open
>well no sleep AGAIN
>go to the bathroom
>the whole thing stinks to like diarreah
>as soon as I wake up they end up leaving
I fucking hate them so fucking much. I fucjing hate them. I fucking hate them. I fucjing hate them. I can't even have a dream without it getting ruined by some ass hole stomping and burping. This should literally be illegal I'm going to fucking snap if they don't fuck off and stop being inconsiderate. The only time I have a gf and love is in mmy dreams and I get rudely awakened every day by my dad burping right next to me like a slob.
Invest in earplugs.
Also you have to be 18 to post here so assuming you are, move out.
l know that feel when you dream something nice and you wake up realizing that it was just a dream...
l'm sorry for you, may your life get better soon
>>24566152
How do I move out when I have no car and I'm so sleep deprived I feel like I'm in a Vietnamese torture camp
who else here /worstfearcametrue/
what happened anon? how long ago was it?why does it still fill your mind and keep you up at night? why is the remembrance of it destroying what sanity you have left?
>>24566010
all my friends would become shallow husks of themselves, more concerned with getting their next coke fix than anything else.
>
You first. What happened OP?
All my life I had dreams about finding treasures and waking up sad because they'd all vanish..
It's like a metaphor for my life.
I just woke up to reality one day and everything I cherished was gone.
If I voluntarily wore a dick cage for purposes of curbing masturbation thus rebuilding testosterone, am I still a cluck?
If you need some sort of device to keep yourself from fapping you are a retard for sure.
>>24565896
Testosterone peaks at 7 days or so. Doubt you'll get any actual benefit from a cage since you can't have random erections, which are beneficial.
you're heads at least clear enough to see the vital connections in life. How else if not through nofap do you want to get a girlfriend.
How do I stop feeling like a freak on a leash?
>>24565877
Stop falling through time living a hollow life.
>>24565877
begin coming undone
>>24565877
Don't let something take a part of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs
>Who the fuck is Thomas Roo
I'd have liked him to stay for a bit longer filming her though.
>>24566137
i guess he just wanted to get out ASAP to prevent her from pulling off some stupid bullshit like assaulting him and then twisting it as if hes a rapist
cause thats what women do
hes a smart man
>>24566239
meh he longed it out like most northerners do cos they love the sound of their own voice, could easily have made it 3mins long. Either way Thomas Roo has swiftly moved in to plough her now I imagine. I'm 24 and never done relationships, I think if I found a girl cheated on me that'd be it for me and I'd just stick to myself from then on. Would have felt good doing that though and hopefully he uploaded it to FB.
So how did you start your day, /r9k/?
Well just today I masturbated to pictures of hairy girls. I imagined the one I liked the most was mentally unstable and was hearing voices. I invited her over and after some time she told me about how she hears voices but hasn't told anyone else. I told her to listen to the voices and do exactly what they say, give in to the voices. I would say whatever it took to manipulate her into being my personal fucktoy, making her crave my attention. Leading her to pick bad choices like leaving her family and not talking to them just to get more of my attention. I would lead her to get rid of all her normal clothes and instead take on a wardrobe that consisted of only clothes I approved of, wearing what i wanted her to wear when I wanted her to wear it. To get rid of her personal choices and to only do what I wanted her to do when I wanted her to do them.
Eventually I blew my load onto yesterdays shirt and wiped the sweat from my ass-cheeks and made a can of spaghettios to start the morning off.
Woke up, drank some coffee, now listening to soundcloud and browsing /r9kancer/
>>24565858
Been drinking since Tuesday. So started by day with a beer and an arduous fap. Masturbated three times today to the thought of being a dumb bimbo who is also a bikini model and has a boyfriend with a huge cock and she can't sleep if her bf doesn't slap her around and fuck her into submission. Each round takes 30-45 minutes becase I'm on antidepressants that do nothing to quell the urges but make it really hard to cum.
Fuck everything.
>>24566066
Damn shes hot, name?
I too started the day with alcohol.
