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>tfw putting my elbows in my sleeves and doing stuff with my feet to feel closer to Rin
I just made a cup of coffee and typed this post with my feet. Feels good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>24562402
>1 poster(s)
kek
Rin is truly the best KS.
>tfw no sexually assertive chubby girl to steal me away from my meek qt gf with the most dirty and depraved sex
>>24562155
This happened to me.
Was fun until the chubby girl turned out to be a physically and emotionally abusive, alcoholic feminazi
>>24562185
Are you sure you don't want some more anon?
>>24562196
I'm stuck with it.
The sex is awesome tho.
But these super feminist women all have fucking personality disorders.
why don't u date single moms with teenage male kids? specifically gamer kids? u can just sit around and play vidya while she's not home, theres garunteed to be chocolate food in the house ! like y not srsly?
Because I'm 20 and I don't want to hang out with some 16 year old playing games then go into the other room and fuck his mom.
>>24562142
whats wrong with that? you can actually use the phrase "I fucked your mom" when he reks you and be serious about it
>>24562150
TOP FUCKING KEK
HOLY SHIT GREATEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS
I love sluts. Why don't they love me back
>>24561963
Their hole dries up hearing the word "love" or feeling any semblance of it. You've gotta treat them for what they are, 2bh pham.
>>24561963
You're not Chad.
speaking in terms of the "good genes," model of mate selection, you don't have anything going for you. things like wild artistic talent, high intelligence, bravery and charm, they are markers of high genetic quality, sure, but media and culture is so heavily saturated with geniuses, artistic virtuosos, badass movie stars with the perfect one liner for every situation, that your average person is never going to be able to compete with them. most people don't understand this intuitively, so they only see the physical representation of this phenomena (the representation of good genes through physical attributes and sexual proficiency you know as, "Chad Thundercock").
Once the image, the recording comes into being it can be reproduced through the whole of our culture. It is only in a remote part of the world, but to our perception all of these things are close to our perception and shape our lives in a big way.
Apparently pissbottles and shitbags are now illegal:
http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
>>24561930
Good.
Use the toilet you fucking subhuman.
>>24561930
>not leaving your poobags and pisssippers 2 months at a time
>>24561930
>Mr Kummer
Heh
>tee hee im pretty much one of the guys xDD you dont have to treat me differently because im a grill xPP
>oh my gawd i cant believe you said that
>wow thats disrespectful
>youre a dick omg
>im not crying fuck you
Why do women do this?
Estrogen.
>>24561780
People naturally want to be included. Sometimes they lie in order to get that, or have deluded themselves into actually believing things that aren't true.
As for having brittle feelings, girls tend to be more sheltered than guys. If they aren't over-protected, they toughen up just like boys do (and boys who are over-protected turn out touchy). The thing is, people won't like you if they have to walk on eggshells around you. Making it necessary to lie to get them to not exclude you.
>>24561915
>If they aren't over-protected, they toughen up just like boys do
No they don't. Some of them just aren't as pathetic. It doesn't have anything to do with how sheltered they are.
I'm an 18 year old asian girl. Ask me anything
>>24561746
How big's your dong?
>>24561750
12 inches long and 15 inches wide
Pics with timestamp
Unflattering pics of waifus/ex-waifus
go
>>24561734
How is that unflattering?
>>24561764
I thought everybody was gonna say she looks unflattering on it, cause she looks old and is stuffing herself with food
>>24561792
she still looks qt there
poor fella
Is 18 too late to start taking testosterone?
/fit/ says too early. You should be fully grown before hitting the juice.
Best of luck, brah. Just stick to the gym for a few more years and your body will be ready. Were all gonna make it, I believe in you.
>>24561615
Huh, i didnt really want to take it to the gym i wanted to take it to get a deep voice and big jaw
>>24561627
Honestly I thought you were some kind of wannabe tranny faggot so I was just bantzing. I really have no idea how test would help you in that regard, but I still bet /fit/ would know more than anybody here.
I think my friend wants my boypussy what do /r9k/???
>>24561543
Either punch him in the mouth or let him smash
I don't know that feeling, so I'll answer real generally. Either tell them that'll never happen, or tell them you're okay with it happening. Whichever you pick depends on how you actually feel about it
>>24561543
>>24562724
>tfw iktf
I haven't spoken to him, since he told me. Just say no and run away.
>tfw tbqh I would date a man if he asked me out because I'm so fucking alone and just want someone to love me
Does this mean I'm gay?
>>24561530
yeah sorry you're gay
too bad no men will love you either
>>24561544
Is it still gay if I'd require the dude to be bottom?
>>24561530
Identifying as gay is a statement of preference. If you're sexually attracted to partners of the opposite sex, you're straight. Fucking same-sex because the alternative is celibacy is situational homosexuality.
Being desperate isn't the same as being gay.
Why is it that there seems to be a much higher density of femanons on this board than other?
>>24561483
because baiting with "fembot here doesn't it suck when ur bf doesn't go down on u during period xDD"
is now a mean meme
Because this board has a high density of threads about women. Of course they'll go to a board where they're the main topic of conversation.
/cgl/, /cm/ and /y/ probably have the most female posters though.
>>24561483
Because woman thrive on attention and most guys on here will whine about how much they hate women then bend over backwards just to talk to one. Women can't be robots they are just here for the attention
I want to breed.
>>24561479
What's stopping you? Hire a prostitute, then punch holes in condom.
Me too. But straight people don't want me too.
We can plant a house, we can build a tree
I don't even care, we can have all three
You know what to do
>original comment
Sasha,
I wish you would piss on me, sit on my face and shit in my mouth.
I've seen this thread posted ad naseum for like 8 years and I always thought it was naval gazing garbage for melodramatic teens.
Convince me that I misjudged them.
>>24561310
Oh, and then smear shit all over my face with your feet.
ITT post websites you wouldn't mind shooting up the offices of.
Obligatory post is obligatory.
Unilad and Reddit. What is Elite Daily?
>>24561268
Just imagine the sweaty janitor team in an office together, while Hiro barks orders at them in broken english.
