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>>24564449
go for it lad

>>24564449
It's probably because they can sense that you're not being congruent with what you're feeling or thinking. If you align yourself with your thoughts, people will accept you no matter what. It doesn't even matter if you're a "bad guy."

>>24564537
nah, most normies are dumb and just go with whatever others find appropriate

>>24564419
>People will always relate depression = LAZINESS

maybe because that's true

come at me senpai

>>24564419
But what about woman' depression? Society will accept that easily. And does.

>lift/run hours every day except Sunday
>make an effort to try talking to people
>try to occupy my time
>still feel an emptiness and hate everyone
Guess I'm too lazy

Poor quality bait

Sage

>>24564442
You have to know it asian masculinity

>>24564442
>>24564629
Not really. A lot of white women are angry at white men for chasing asian women

>>24564364
Then just buy bigger panties you dingus

panties don't even turn me on anymore

they're just damn comfortable

why men don't have as nice underwear. it's crazy.

>>24564411
But they won't be my sister's panties. And they will be too big; women's panties aren't designed to hold dicks

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>>24564362

You're gonna die alone, face it and give the fuck up.

>>24564362
Protip: We all die alone dumb ass, what are you gonna time it up just right and hold hands with someone as you both go? Nobody does that, not even "chad" or "stacy"

>>24564362
you will not anon!
let's blow up for allah together-desu

>>24564194
Why are all omegle conversations so cringeworthy?

>>24564243
>r9k
Maybe because betas are cringeworthy in general....?

>>24564194
OP you're ugly as fuck

Everyone an early riser here? :(

Have you guys got any drugs that will help this

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>>24564134
>>24564336

>tfw used to be like you
>normalfag sleep reset advice failed me
>now an early riser after taking matters into my own hands

Here's what you want to do: masturbate and then go in bed for a while, play a game, read, dick around on your laptop, etc.

Then, take two Advil PM at once. Eventually it'll make you comfy and sleepy. Now, depending on how fucked up your sleeping schedule is, you might only wind up sleeping for a couple of hours.

As the day continues, you'll be pretty sleepy. You'll want to fall asleep in the afternoon and will probably wind up waking up hours later into the night and feel like shit. Resist this urge through doing something you enjoy (browsing the internet, gaming, music, whatever else) until you reach a reasonable hour.

>>24564390

Ah the all nighter reset?

This works for about 2 weeks then my sleeping gets fucked again. Every single time :(

Rip in peace anon bloxholio

TP FOR OPS SHAME HOLE

>>24564121
>Not putting up a password to boot up
>Not putting up a password to log in
>Not putting up a password to go online
It's your own fault m8.

OP is kill, sorry man.

bobo is based; wears diapers, steals doritos, just doesn't give a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL18TDfO16I

>>24564118
bobo looks like a nigger, im not a nigger im a fuckin frog mother fuckker

>>24564242
Frog is a euphemism for faggot.

>filthy frank and h3h3 production spamming

4chan really turned to utter shit lately

Feeling comfortable, not only that, invigorated by someone's presence.

>>24564065
Well hes pretty much the personification of /b/ so its really not suprising

Soooo you think he had a girlfriend?

He's prob gay senpai

Quit reposting this fake news you assblasted nigger

masturbate to all the porn you can now, commit it to memory

https://www.change.org/p/hiroyuki-nishimura-make-sound-webm-board-wide

https://www.change.org/p/hiroyuki-nishimura-make-sound-webm-board-wide

Sign pls

>>24563849
but that will just make his blindness worse!

I would like to know this too

Just let them know up front you don't want sex. Girls like have beta orbiters around if the price is only getting their toenails painted.

>>24563723
Casually mention you have experience as a massage guy, and that you specialize in foot massages. If she asks if you'll massage hers, you're if not then LATER (as in days) steer the conversation back to the subject of massages then offer it yourself. Don't seem like touching her feet is your goal, just seem like a helpful guy.

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LET THE BODIES HIT THEB
RSVBALBALHAL

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Just found out my gf likes other girls. Kill me for being a normie.

>>24563642

Out of the gutter

Out of the lowlands of complacency and partial fulfillment.

>>24563627
probably that smug fucker

>>24563627
national socialism is the most extreme normie ideology, if you aren't a normie they kill you.

same goes for communism, only they make you work

>>24563664
Looks like they made a mistake. The one in the middle looks like a total robot. And so is the guy near the bottom left...