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what you say boy???
"WTF MAN YOU KILLED MY BABY"
>>24551255
I said that Bud Light is for women. Are you a woman, nigger?
it goes it goes it goes YAEUH
>tfw if I did have a gf I wouldn't even know how to make her happy.
>tfw she notices i have zero hobbies that don't involve drawings
>tfw she wants to meet my friends
>tfw she keks me
I was listening to Cambodian music right now and daydreaming about moving to Cambodia if my life is still beta faggot bullshit in a few years (I'll be 26 by then). I wonder if this idea is some kind of robot equivalent to int/pol "I want to join the FFL". I doubt that I would be able to deal with noisy khmer jungleniggers, dirty streets, thefts and shit Internet. I don't have yellow fever, I'm not a douchebag beergut bald tattooed bar owner englishman and I think children are fucking disgusting. Outside of drugs and hoes shit ain't even inexpensive there.
But still I don't know. Any opinions ?
Just become a shitty English teacher in Korea or Japan and at least the country will be civilized.
Enjoy being scammed by literally everyone because you're an easy target.
Or killed.
>>24551192
I want to experience less civilisation I think (it scares me though). And isn't that shit tier though? Also I'm French... Well I could teach French, I don't know.
>>24551226
Yes probably. Do you have anecdotes?
Fuck Thanksgiving. I just want a holiday where I can sit alone in my room and play vidya without being bothered.
Isn't that every non-holiday?
Isn't that just everyday you fucking loser
>>24551165
>>24551173
Just gonna assume you're all fucking normies
>sex IN the city or sex AND the city
>interview with A vampire or interview with THE vampire
>it's a wonderful day in THE neighborhood or it's a wonderful day in THIS neighborhood
I know for a fact its sex in the city and bernstein bears
Will someone explain this to me? As far as I can tell it just seems to be people mixing up similar words
The temporal overlords are just fucking with us
I hope
If this truly is another dimension its not as friendly as the last one
A bit more ridiculous too
>mfw working at fast food burger place on thanksgiving
White people actually do have their thanksgiving dinners here. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>24550980
Fuck you why can't you work in my city.
>Nothing to eat all day
>All stores closed
>Absolutely no food to eat
That sucks that Jew overlords are making you wage slave on thanksgiving for min wage. Not fair.
pics or it didn't happen
originality
who here /unibrow/?
why do we even exist? why did evolution made us this way? do you pluck/remove it?
>>24550918
I leave it alone until it becomes too obvious. I don't bother removing anything every day because people think I'm ugly and disgusting anyway, no reason to put in all that effort.
>why are we this way
Shit genes.
My uni brow grows back to full in like 3 days, so every morning I have to shave that fucker off, yet another example of my shitty genetics
>>24551133
>have unibrow genetics
>need to shave only once a week
guess i'm
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Isn't it sexist to dictate what men can or can't be attracted to?
Are all SJWs sexist?
>>24550904
>Isn't it sexist to dictate what men can or can't be attracted to?
where have you seen this?
>>24550942
Not OP but see
>fat shaming
>thin shaming
>"racial preference is racist"
>"stop sexualizing women's breasts!"
>>24550981
fat/fit shaming isn't supposed to be about whether you are attracted to them or not, it's about how you treat them in your daily life and racial preferences is probably about what you assume from them in the first place aka raycism
>tfw no ao dai wearing Vietnamese virgin mail order bride to eat pho with
why even live
pho is overrated, son
>>24550894
asian girls, too
>>24550905
Except if you are living high off the hog in Cambodia due to lax drug laws, or laws in general, with currency exchange through the roof and become a drug kingpin with all the whores, virginal village girls, and maid pussy you could ever ask for as you create a dynasty in strange foreign lands with unique flavors.
>this is what womyn actually believe
Its because guys make thier own money instead of leeching off other people like parasites
>>24550744
I'm a guy and I leech off of everyone I meet in one way or the other.
Because guys need visual stimulation to get and keep a hard-on.
What are some hobbies you gave up on?
I tried creative writing, painting, playing piano and programming. I stopped doing all of them after 1-12 months each and now I'm back to browsing 4chan all day long.
>Try to learn programming
>Don't even finish chapter 1 because tfw stupid
>>24550782
I remember the first exercise at the end of chapter 1 of the Headfirst Python book. I failed it spectacularly. Two chapters later I didn't care about programming anymore.
>programming Java, C/C++, C# and x86 Assembly on god tier
>inept to do anything else
>autismo maximo
How do you not have a drivers liscense? It's the easiest thing in the fucking world to get. You're a complete and utter loser if you're over the age of 18 and don't have one at this point.
>>24550625
good thing im still 18 lol
But I do have one amigo
But I do have a license, ass man
After 3 months of constant swiping I finally got a match.
How do I not fuck this up now bots?
To beat it all, this chick has been on my friend list forever.
Don't worry you'll find a way to fuck it up
Send her the caterpillar emoji with "wanna fuck?" in lowercase next to it
>>24550569
thanks for the boost of confidence
>I'II always have you guys, r-right?
I'm here for you <3
>>24550489
No sorry m8 I'm moving on to bigger and better things
Of course, anon.We're all here forever
Does anybody else feel depressed, anxious and short tempered after they watch porn and masturbate? I also feel really lethargic and tired all the time. When I stop my mood lifts and I have lots of energy.
I also feel anxious all the time and that's why I can't function like a normal person or get a job, I avoid everything and procrastinate because I'm so scared. Women apparently are hugely turned off by insecure men and that depresses me even more.
Does anyone have a solution or something they found helps them? I hate feeling so weak and unlovable.
>>24550476
No fap helps a lot. If you can overcome the peak horny cycle you'll feel like you don't want a girlfriend or a girl just like after you fap and satisfy your sexual desires.
>>24550515
I agree but my problem is I always give in and go back to porn and masturbating. I use my computer a lot and it's right there if I'm feeling weak.
>>24550572
Well, you have to garner the self control to dig yourself out of the pit you are in. Write down notes of when you are sober and not horny to help you when you feel the urge. Or else you'll be in a constant state of misery for the rest of your life.
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