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>did countless fucked up horror-tier experiments on jewish children
>killed countless others
>got to live a full life and died at old age a free man
What're you gonna do with your life, robot?
I remember only learning that he got away and lived happily ever after on a beach from reading a fanfiction some girl wrote about her being in the holocaust and falling in love with him, I had to look it up to see if it was real
>>24537840
>going to fail out of science program
>wouldn't be allowed in military because of depression
>will end up killing myself before 30
what the fuck do you think you cunt
I'm going to try and write a great book and fail miserably
Will probably die sometime over the next ten years from either suicide or cancer
Either way I'll die a broken, lonely individual who is full of regrets
Currently have psychosis and will probably end up in a mental institution sometime over the next year
>women
>lonely
Pick one.
Only men can experience genuine loneliness
>>24537737
Can't decide whether to say some stupid shit like "upvote good chum" or to just tell you to fuck off
>le women cant be lonely meme
>>24537929
just shows how shallow women are
"omg they don't love me for who i really am!"
they don't understand that even unpleasant attention is better than people treating you like you literally don't exist. We don't even factor into the equation, even if you make the effort to talk to someone. 'Boo hoo some of the men hitting on me are scumbags'. At least you've got options, or even a chance.
So my girlfriend is going over to a friends place to celebrate thanksgiving today, a few towns over. We don't live together, and I'm out of state with my parents.
Said friend is a guy, and they've been friends for years. How do I stem the tide of jealousy that's washing over me? It's like something out of a bad movie.
You're a fucking idiot, OP. And she'll make it seen like you're the bad guy when she cheats.
>>24537478
There's nothing wrong with feeling jealous anon.
Just don't make your jealousy turn you into a passive aggressive asshole.
If you've been together longer than 6 months, you were supposed to invite her with you.
If I wanted to be a cyber criminal and steal people's private information, create botnets etc. where would I start? What should I start learning?
>>24537468
> where would I start?
>>>/g/catalog
>>24537468
Start on the darknet, thats where i learned. Alot of great free resources.
Kali Linux Offsec Certification looks good if you have money
Otherwise there are plenty of resources online. If you're incapable of using search engines, you're guaranteed to fail in any tech field
who here /happy/ for the first time in awhile
>go home to family for first time in 8 months
>see high school friends they're just as nerdy as I am
>they laugh at my jokes
>go home and drink with dad
>we have a good time
goddamn this feels good :) 1 GOOD FEEL PER PERSON GET IN LINE
fine no happiness for u dicks
tfw i find a good porn and the chick is doing the position perfectly.
http://www.xvideos.com/video10802355/phimse.net_korean_wife_jeonju_leaked_private_naked
>get a date with a cute guy
>he blows me, but down his throat
>thinks I'm hot shit because I'm 6'4 and wear plaid and am an artist
>neon haired girl wants to chill
>get boy to drop me off
>neon hair wanted to see me, she's lonely
>5 minutes later she's sucking my dick
>fuck the shit out of her
>Bus home
>Eat a sandwich
>22yo mother hits me up, DD tits, huge ass
>walk to her place
>suck on those big lactating teats.
>titfuck
>fuck her raw (taking forever to cum)
>bust in her ass
>she cleans it with her mouth
>smoke blunt with her
>make some based CBC stencils
>bomb onto plywood
>bomb into my area
>go graff
Today was solid boys! Image related, 1/6th scale sketch from that stencil
Found out GF likes anime, so I'm going to dump her. Anyone want her?
Not really, but she could be worth a few shekels on the open market. I'll take her I guess.
W E E B G F
>>24537421
What a pleb, kill her
>$2000/hr
do you get to beat her up or something?
>2000 dollar/hr blow up doll
why not just buy a decent one for 50 bucks?
>you will never be so rich that 2,000 an hour is pocket change
>>24537403
I'd spend it on her
I got a girlfriend about 5 months ago. Its developed into a strong relationship. I haven't been here much since I got her, just every once in a while to check in and see if anything news happening. I just wanted to say it gets better bros but you need to take control of your life. Theres a lot of depressing things that can weigh you down but you gotta let it go and look forward. You can't just look at the past and try to hold on.
>>24537297
good job alpha
Thanks nigga. *thumbs up
>>24537297
Your girlfriend has a dick. She'll be confessing that any day now. See you real soon.
>tfw no suicidal asian GF
nope nope nope'd.
360 and walk awayy
>tfw not a subhuman gook
good feels thread?
>>24537278
I don't blame her the world is shit I'm probably going to an hero before I hit my 30's to if nothing gets better.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Ted Cruz campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
SAGE AND REPORT
fucking kill yourself, you repost this shit every week
>>24537141
she seems like an interesting person ask her if she'd like to get drinks some time
>>24537154
upvote
your face wasn't original
i'll trade my entire tf2 inventory for a copy of elite: dangerous (it's 15 dollars right now)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/drbill
>>24536984
Birthing hips for the win
>>24536984
>>(it's 15 dollars right now)
>tfw paid $40 for it
It was worth it though, i suppose. I don't play anymore, but I sunk a good 150 hours into it and had some great fun.
i'll actually trade my entire steam inventory for this game
the fuck has happened to 4chan...half of it porn, furrys,ponys,anime, and memes
There is literally not as much of that as you are claiming, in fact I cannot remember the last time i saw furry or pony stuffs.
>24537010
i saw two furrys fucking a pony yesterday...
>>24536950
>furrys,ponys,anime,
4chan is turning into the thing we hate most, Tumblr. Except without those bloody SJWs
>tfw people seem to find your facebook statuses and snapchats funny
>they never want to hang out when you message them
no friends for 5 years
IMaybe they are intimidated by your sense of humor op?
Why do you blame them? It starts with you, OP.
>old friend says he misses me
>never wants to hang out and stops texting me
oh
thanks
>when you try and start a reasonable conversation through message and they don't respond back at all
>>24536888
>When you start a thread with a reasonable topic, relevant image, AND trips, but only losers will respond to you
Sorry, OP
>>24536936
well what the hell does that make you
>>24536994
I've accepted what I amIt hurts a little more every day nonetheless
>tfw no long sexy legs
It's a bad feel
I bet she's good at basketball
>>24536872
>>24536885
>Dem toes
9/10 would suck and kiss
>tfw when a fembot posts on your board and shes pinoy
