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>tfw cum inside vagina for the first time without a condor
100% of those mass shooters would not have shot anyone period
What does a condor have to do with this
>>24525197
Is having a condor next to you while fucking a comfort thing? Why wasn't he there to screech at you this time?
God someone please kill me, I don't want to have to go to thanksgiving and have my entire family judge me.
Don't go, problem solved.
>>24525072
>mfw all alone for thanksgiving and I've been that way for the past 4 years
Moving out and severing all ties with anyone I knew was such a good idea.
>>24525072
Well don't go then just make some bullshit up your an adult no ones forcing you to go unless you feel obligated to then it's your own fault.
How do I get an Office Lady gf?
Be rich as fuck
>>24524731
those girls are probably ass models and not real office ladies.
>>24524731
work at an office
The fear of falling into the sky. Like, as if gravity reversed itself.
I have the opposite. The only way I can climax is if I feel like I'm being sucked towards space and certain death.
I guess if you became suicidal, you wouldn't like the helium method then.
Lucky for you that fear has little to no basis in reality. Could be worse, like spiders or crowded spaces.
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I HATE THIS!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!
Leave this board. Your life will improve.
>>24524560
I have nothing to do. Nowhere to go.
>>24524646
This. We all recognize this place is cancer.
No one would be here if we had alternatives.
Fallon is the best nightshow host.
You know it and you can't deny it.
else, prove me wrong
>>24524457
Ferguson was the best.
Now it's Eric Andre.
>>24524457
Old Colbert > John Stewart > Jimmy Fallon > New Colbert
Too bad Stephen turned to a whiteknight kek
>>24524541
old colbert, i'll give you that
>start randomly fainting recently
What does this mean, robots
>>24524447
drink more water
You might be given a free pass soon.
Can't diagnose you just based off of that statement but next time you're at the doctor ask about auto immune disease.
Fainting spells are associated with shit like rheumatic illness.
Source: I have auto immune disease
I WANNA LIVE IN A CITY WITH NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY
IM GONNA LOOK OUT THE WINDOW OF MY COLOR TV
>Modest mouse
mahnigga.jpg
>>24524320
I also like My Chemical Romance so you can stop with that casual racism
>>24524367
Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you.
I fucking hate working. I want free stuff.
>>24524096
i fucking hate waking up from those dreams
where demons rape me and ripoff my dick and pull out my insides
they called a shrink on me
no meds escaped okay
>>24524169
Nice flows brotha
>>24524169
give advice please
>5'8
>measure
>actually 5'7
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
I think you lose some height throughout the day due to compression of the spine. Measure yourself in the morning and try to do some stretches
>>24524094
Thanks I'll try that
>>24524054
because you were 5'7 all along and measured incorrectly before? are you an idiot?
Alright guys, help me out here.
> senior in hs, 18
> notice qt 10/10 roaming the halls
> employing my epic PI skills, I've learned her name and that she's two grades below me
> know she spends a lot of lunch breaks in the library with a group of friends
So I've got a plan to break the ice with her.
> walk past her table
> steal her phone or a bunch of papers or something stealthily
> wait for lunch to end and her to be walking away by herself
> walk up and return phone/papers, saying "you left this behind" or some such.
> introduce myself, strike up conversation
> profit
Pretty foolproof, right?
Stealing is wrong. Your plan is wrong. You are wrong.
>>24524046
unless you get caught and then you'll be ostracised forever
>>24524046
>Pretty foolproof, right?
Except for the whole stealing bit, that might cause a hitch or two in the plan.
Fat girl is interested in me, nice personality and great face, should I do it or save my mana?
Pic unrelated
>>24523812
>nice personality and great face
Why are you even asking? Robot have no place to be shallow.
>>24523812
How old are you, and are you a virgin? Also give us pic of this whale.
>>24523812
pics to help make our decision for you
>tfw you keep falling for any girl who is too friendly towards you and shows you way too much attention/affection
I fucking hate this so much
>>24523430
hi anon I am that cute girl u like
>>24523430
Stop being such an autistic retard then
>>24523471
it is hard
I have been faking it until I make it and I am p sure I dont seem like an autistic retard but that doesn't stop me from actually being one
Why is it legal to be promiscuous again in an overpopulated society with many stds?
Because men can't keep it in their pants.
>>24523355
As if women have nothing to do with it.
Let's examine this for a second. Are you actually, genuinely, concerned with the sexual health and overpopulation of this country/planet? Or are you just bitter that you can't get laid while everybody else around you can in seeming excess, and you're using the state of our society as an excuse in your mind not to feel shitty about yourself?
It's important to be honest with yourself. We both know which the real answer is.
gimme your best nature pics /r9k/.
all these wagekek posts are depressing
>>24523154
Cool skeleton
>>24523154
Humans are a part of nature.
fuck it im dumping
![Colca-condor-c03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2YSdnq.jpg "Colca-condor-c03[1]")
