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Hello fellow robots, I feel it's time, when will we start the Beta Uprising?
Beta uprising is a joke/meme because beta uprising is a funny oxymoron :^)
>>24550384
Nice try fbi
Not original
>>24550384
FBI confirmed.
Fucking kike.
>It's Thanksgiving anon, why don't you get off that Asian cartoon website you're always on and come interact with your family?
>>24550320
>all these mixed race family Thanksgiving pics
Have we reached peak c-u-c-k yet?
>>24550367
How is that mixed race? They're all hispanic.
>>24550320
are they supposed to be asian? italian? mexican? wtf
>Craving Chicken Tenders Badly
>Closest place that serves bearable tendies is Arby's
>Decide to get a little crazy, I'll dine in instead of going through the drive through and eating in my car per the usual
>Order a 5 piece chicken tender meal with curly fries and an apple turnover
>(apple turnover is god tier all other turnovers are for sloped foreheaded neanderthals btw)
>Suddenly I shit you not a solid 10/10 queen Nefertiti tier niggress walks in with her little nigglett son
>She's waiting in line, but can't seem to control her future dindu
>Try to ignore the scene and focus on my 100% white meat crispy tendies with god tier bronco berry sauce
>suddenly wild nigglett appears right next to my table
>Don't know how to react in regular social situations let alone ones involving kids
>"h-hey there little guy"
>Nigglett Just points at my chicken tenders and says "I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS"
>At first thought I'm thinking no way in hell I'm gonna let this future mike brown impersonator take my precious, crispy, golden goodness
>Nigger screams louder "I WAN DA CHICKEN NUGGETS!"
>People in the restaurant start staring at me
>sweat droplets start forming on my forehead, just want this to stop
>break a piece off of my chicken tenders and gives it to the nigglett right before 10/10 queen of sheba, donkey booty MILF comes over and grabs him
>"If you don't sit your lil' ass down right now I swear to GAWWDD [insert typical little nigger name here]"
>She looks at my with her dark hazel eyes and I feel like my heart stops beating
>"I'm so sorry sir, I didn't even see him walk off if you'd like I can pay you for your food"
>Suddenly a switch turns on in my head
>This is it. My Time is Now.
>Sputter out in the most pathetic way possible
>"N-No problem...y-you can have my chicken tendiesyes I actually said tendiesanytime"
>Niggress just looks at me with a shocked expression
>realize everyone else was paying attention and also heard it.
>"Okay...umm that's nice..you have a nice day sir"
>can hear some of the employees behind the counter snickering
>Leave the rest of my tenders on the table and go home
>cry for about two hours
>make thread about it the next day.
So should I kill myself, or should I kill myself robots?also black QUEEN general thread I guess.
>>24550105
OP are you a nigger?
>"N-No problem...y-you can have my chicken tendies anytime"
As an autist myself, how fucking hard is it to say to her "no" when she offered to pay for you food? You didn't even have to speak, just shake your head and she'll be relieved you didn't accept.
Are my posts hidden from everyone else or something? I haven't gotten a single reply in days...
I see this post kid.
That is a fugly Pepe.
So fuckin fugly
>>24550127
I still haven't technically gotten a reply. Someone please give me a (You)...
>meet grill
>she's really witty and funny
>makes me laugh all the time
I better get really for the years of depression that will come once she says she likes a chad
>meet boy
>he's hilarious, smart, kind, and perfect
>grow to love him more and more, he's the one
>turns out he wants to be a girl
Literally why
>>24549986
Calm down. She'll like you if you just act like yourself and be nice to her. Not that hard.
>>24549986
This LITERALLY happened to me a year ago. It sucked a lot. Funny girls are the best.
I need to fulfil my daily (You) quota.
What is your favorite anime kid?
>>24549714
have an (OP)
>>24549762
I watching Serial Experiments Lain for the first time desu.
>"Why do you have so many pictures of that drawing everywhere anon?"
Hope you have a nice day/night OP!
>>24549628
-28
fuck the mute also
>>24549757
who is that twintail semen demon?
Why are men so much more sexual and romantic than women? It's seriously disturbing how much we talk and think about women on this board.
I don't know about men being more sexual and romantic than women, I mean that's impossible sice women never think or talk about anything elses, but you are right that it is disturbing.
>>24549568
Its a mental illness designed to make us not just fuck women and be on our way, men developed the ability to fall in love in order for us to better monogamous bonds with women and raise families.
>>24549568
>men
>romantic
pick one senpai, men literally add me to proclaim how horny they are and don't care in the slightest about love.
Thanksgiving is a day of gratitude. As much say how grateful I am to wagekeks for slaving the majority of their lives do I can live a free, enlightened life with free benefits. Thank you for another day, another dollar, wagekek.
Fuck off, fucking nigger.
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Only hours away till you have to man your post at your retail job on the worst shopping day of the year, wagekuks
Try not to get trampled by the crowds
>>24549734
just because retail is the only job you could ever get does not mean all, or even most of us work retail
>dad cooking disgusting turkey and vomit-inducing sweet shitatos
>forced to clean the house to make us look better in front of shitty relatives who know how messy our house really is anyways
is there a worse feeling?
>>24549376
How old are you, bud?
>>24549403
21 but I'm autismus
>>24549403
you're probably calling me underage because my greentext is bad
but I'm genuinely autistic and not just memeing like everyone else on this board
Why do you guys keep telling me to go back to Reddit?
I don't like being told that.
I have never even been to that website.
It's not fair.
>>24549358
it is a meme.
>you disagree with me = you are reddit
Fucking redditor GTFO
>>24549358
Go back to redditplease stay here with us
>think about how I should actively start to lose my virginity because it's getting late and ebarrassing
>suddenly remember that I had sex with my 14 year old sister when I was 6
>>24549277
Gr9 b9 m9
>>24549277
Story time bro
>>24549331
>visting mother in england with my sister for a few weeks
>on one day mom is out buying groceries and stuff, she's out for a few hours
>been playing with my sister the entire time and having a great time
>mixing soda brands, playing some N64 or watching horrible english TV
>we are sitting on the couch
>sister suddenly gets up and stands infront of me
>I get up too
>She asks me "Anon.. Do you want me to suck your dick?"
>. . .
>(Wait what the fuck did she just ask me?!)
>"N-no.."
>"Come on you will like it.."
>she gets on her knees
>"I.. No I don't want that .."
>she slowly opens my pants and while I said no I'm actually curious how it feels like
>she starts sucking my dick and looks me in the eyes like you see it in every porn vid
>it tickles like crazy and I can feel her tounge twisting and licking around my dick
>she continues for like another five minutes
>"You want to put it in me Anon?"
>"Y-yes.."
>she puts off her clothes and I put down mine
>she had pretty big tits for her age
>was shaven too
>I'm slowly trying to put my dick inside of her while I'm still kind of freaked out that this is happening
>My dick rapped around her tight inner pussy feels pretty warm and slimy
>it also tickles so much that I feel like peeing
>I fuck her missionary and doggy on the couch
>then she rode my dick in the bedroom
>I sucked on her tits and we made out a bit while doing it
>we are done and sleep together on the couch
Sometimes I think back and think maybe I just made all of this up and it actually never happened. But then I remember we also did it in the bathroom later that evening.
In my teens I was still pretty much into the thought of a 16 year old banging me when I'm much younger.
Do people really enjoy IPAs or is it just a meme?
I'm not really a fan of them, although I'm not a huge beer guy to begin with.
I love them. Tasty citrus beers without that sickening sweetness? Sign me up!
What's wrong with IPAs now?
What are some replacements for love and romantic intimacy? I need ideas.
- ASMR
- Romance anime
- Dakimakura
- Dating simulation games (such as visual novels)
- Virtual reality (a future development to be watched)
>>24549081
Become schizoid master race
>>24549081
Shit like romance novels and anime will just make you more sad if you already have oneitis.
Onaholes
I think I'm addicted to porn, now I find it hard to masturbate to anything other than kuck porn and hotwife shit
I'm 5'5 and it's unikely that I'd date a woman, so it's not a big deal. To make things worse, I now get sexually aroused (extremely quickly too) whenever I crack a woman's head open in Fallout New Vegas, I even made a new character wielding melee weapons with the lady killer perk, that enters women's houses, waits for them to go to sleep, and kills them and then cracks their head open and eats them with the cannibal perk. I cum buckets everytime
How did it come to this?
just stop watching porn bro
>>24548906
>I'm 5'5 and it's unikely that I'd date a woman
>>24548906
>I find it hard to masturbate to anything other than kuck porn and hotwife shit
die
