Why do modern men act like women? All I ever hear them talk about are how good they look, or girls, or getting drunk. The distinctly feminine culture of "one-up-ism" has invaded the fields of male socialization, where men now compete with one another by striving to own the most expensive shoes and trendiest clothes, or have the tightest tan and defined biceps, flowing hair, waxed chest, flaunting their skin like little prostitutes. I'm not sure what to call the nu-male, perhaps "metrosexual", perhaps even "homosexual" - what is certain is that they have adopted and embraced what women once found exclusive as their own, and unashamed, attempted to pass it off as "masculinity". This faux-masculinity is undoubtedly rooted in femininity, and yet, the "men" who indulge in this disgrace shout from the rooftops "I AM A MAN", as if they are only men if the world sees them as men, which interestingly enough, is another distinctly feminine social construction.
Could it be that these nu-males are, in fact, incredibly insecure? Perhaps the reason we dislike "normies" is not because they are superior to us, but because they are actually inferior. Perhaps the reason they dislike us is because they know we don't have the pathetic thirst for this awkward, metrosexual social recognition that they themselves are plagued with. Maybe the reason we are societal rejects is not because we AREN'T men, but maybe because we ARE, and the existence of people like us is, to them, unacceptable in our modern, feminized society.
Just a thought.
teengirls likes the type of "boys" as you see in the picture.
women likes men.
what the hell are you even talking about, few men are like this stop watching your mtv
>>24593601
Men are naturally competitive you idiot.
Who here /worriedtheirlittlebrotherwillgetagirlfriendbeforethem/?
At least you don't have to listen to your little sister getting railed by Chad every night.
>>24593628
Why don't you just ask if you can join in?
Calm down robot, now is not the time for fear.
That comes later.
Can someone hold my hand, please.
>>24593421
You look like you are a mature person who has a white-collar job. Go get a gf
You can hold my hand while I fap.
>>24593421
as an artist interested in drawing hands i need to feel you i just saved your picture. i really like your hands.
How do I improve my personality?
It's relatively straight forward to get physically /fit/ and strong, but how to make personality gains (confidence, humor, positivity, etc.)
>>24593346
the fact that you're posting anime means that you're probably beyond saving
>>24593346
Read self-help books
Practice
>>24593346
Don't do it. It's equal to killing yourself, you won't even exist anymore if you replace yourself with someone else like that.
>saturday night
>dealer is away
>onlinefriends are busy with the new battlefront
>drachenlord doesnt want to stream today
>tfw nothing to do that is fun
>saturday night
>im still alive
>>24593228
I want Tomoko to step on my dick and smother my face with her stinky feet.
>>24594391
Dont do that with a cebruz
Holy shit anons. I live with a couple (guy and girl) as my flatmates. The girl is literally the epitome of what everyone thinks women are like on /r9k/.
>7/10
>annoying fucking voice
>lazy as fuckshe literally does NOTHING in the apartment aside from lying in bed with her laptop
>doesn't do any chores
I've literally never seen her take out the trash. She rarely bothers to clean anything. She very rarely does the dishes, and...
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>>24593097
OP, how old are you and what do you do for a living?
Curious, as I'm 26 and work in law, but considered the roommate path briefly. It's cheaper than renting alone, which I'm planning to do from next month onward, but it seems like it'd be difficult to endure.
Why do you have flatmates?
>>24593160
I can't afford to live alone... trust me I tried
>>24593160
Because I'm poor. I definitely do not recommend living with others, especially when they know each other and are closer with each other than either of them with you. Living with others you're not intimate with is a fucking nightmare. I'm honestly looking to get a job or something only to move out of this fucking place and rent alone.
>tfw my qt pure shy innocent oneitis just posted on facebook that she's pregnant
>>24592937
>pure
>pregnant
wat
>>24592937
>a girl i liked in high school is now getting married at 20 years old
>to her high school boyfriend
>literally uglier, dumber shorter version of me
the fuck is going on here?
>>24592950
Until now I didn't even know she had a boyfriend. Suddenly she's pregnant with someone I saw for the first time
Do you have siblings? What are they like?
>mfw my sister is Stacy
>family person
>very socially active, friendly but also kind of obnoxious
>dumb
>8/10 on a bad day
>had her first boyfriend with 16
>married that very same bf later in her twenties and has two kids now
i have 6 siblings. oldest sister is a normie and the rest of them are young and still in school
>have younger sister
>physically she's fine; mildly overweight and very flabby, but then when do women ever need to work in their lives?
>personality-wise she's the classic tumblrina
>everything that happens in the household is my fault...if i'm not there then it's the dog's fault. She tries to avoid blaming dad if possible, since he has threatened to kick her out before, but he's still her bitch
>regularly...
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>Oldest brother is a Chad
>Hops from one hot yet submissive girl to another
>Other brother is a failed normie
>Constantly having existential crises
>Sister is almost as autistic as me, but survives by mooching off of her bf
I love them, but also really hate the Chad brother. The worst part was that us younger kids grew up in his shadow. People would always ask us if we were going to do what he had done, etc
>invited to a friends party
>already getting nerves about going
I'm in my room right now shaking with anxiety. What should I do?
>>24592828
What exactly are you nervous about?
>>24592828
You should do heroin and show up high
>go to doctor
>tell him about your anxiety
>get xanax prescription
>????
>PROFIT
How do I train my vocal chords to talk to people?
I want to be able to do accents and pitch changes for jokes, any vocal practices can a kind robot recommend?
>>24592628
Talk in online games it always gave me practice
and always just b urself
There are a lot of faggots in tinychat rooms. They usually don't talk, and you have to deal with a lot of Autism and shitposting, but you can talk freely and even webcam. I'm an ugly motherfucker and I do it all the time.
There's a little arrow on the chat side bar, which moves it to the bottom and you can see the present users, much better. Once it's down there, there's also a global room volume setting, which is good because for whatever reason shit is usually way too loud.
>>24592628
Try talking, you stupid fucking idiot.
No but seriously, what the fuck.
>be me
>go to some huge market thingy with parents
>end up in a small, comfy shop with various natural creams, bathing salts, powders, candles
>all these lovely smells, epsecially when on avarge my nose is half stuck and I barely notice any smells
>mom talks with the lady rynning the shop
>tfw you realise she's cute
>get a free sample and try it onComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wow I hated every single line, the way you described those smells was really annoying, why put so much emphasis in describing things? Holy shit dude I'm pissed off right now. I'm going to say it and excuse me if your offended but I think your gay, you certainly sound gay.
>>24592885
im more likely homophobic
so whatever senpai'
>>24592885
wait, actaully, why did you continue to read?
Has anyone ever had a more difficult life than straight white males have in America today?
>Impossible to get a gf
>Everyone blames you for all social and economic problems
>Tax funded benefits, school admission quotas, and business hiring quotas work to the benefit of every demographic except your own
>Ongoing efforts to rewrite historical accomplishments of white men into racist hate crimes we should be ashamed of
>Muslims...
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Try being a not straight black guy and getting a gf
It's like playing on Dante must die mode.
>>24592600
Why would a non-straight black guy want a gf?
>>24592530
>Tax funded benefits, school admission quotas, and business hiring quotas work to the benefit of every demographic except your own
Asians would occupy all the places in the country's top colleges if this were true.
Have you ever asked your mother why she brought you in to this world? How did she answer?
>>24592019
No. I'd imagine she (or anyone really) would respond saying they did it because they wanted to raise someone of their own, have someone to take care of them when they're older, some shit like that.
If you don't want to be here, leave, don't make your mom feel guilty because you cant appreciate this existence.
My mother usually gets really upset if I say anything like that. Part of her trauma is my biological father killed himself.
She's a fucking bitch,it was an accident.
how the FUCK can people act like this
It's called attention whoring.
It comes in all forms, this is one of them.
>>24592012
He was going to become a trap also
ugly attention whores is nothing new. if she was cute maybe someone would care
How come white robots on this board are always bitter, self hating and act like they're oppressed all the time because girls don't want to date them and want to kill themselves but they see a race thread they act all arrogant like they're supreme beings, chads and gods?
Do race threads just attract chads or is it just losers trying to flex their superiority muscles?
>>24591791
They're sheltered so they don't understand that we coloreds can be just as autistic and schizoid as whites. They think we're incapable of feeling their feels.
>>24591791
>2015
>race baiting
>>>/pol/
Being white is literally all they have. How pathetic that their only "accomplishment" is something that came down to pure chance.
I think deep down a lot of the bitterness and racism comes down to the fact that most of them realize as whites they had literally EVERYTHING slanted in their favor and still somehow managed to fuck things up anyway. It's an extremely taxing mental burden for them to bear knowing that even with the scales tipped in their favor they still couldn't carve out a decent life for themselves, so they direct their self-hatred onto...
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