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>Doesn't reply in his own thread
>>24614421
>off by one on 420
You were late kid
>>24614421
> Not having doubles
>>24614452
>Using doubles instead of dubs
Just post nice, cozy things. It's officially cold time of year! The coziest!
>cold time
Is still fucking hot here in florida
>>24614205
Oy vey. Move north, friendkin.
>mfw back to shitty dorm with shitty laptop and blocked 4chan
I can't wait for this semester to end so I can finally be comfy again.
On dating sites. I use pictures of family that only I have and won't show up on a reverse gis.
I string guys along and set up dates and don't show up.
AMA I guess
Ever get anything out of it?
>>24614178
Why? What's the point? I mean seems like it's a pointless time waster to me.
>>24614193
Nope, never tried though. I never would, I'd feel guilty.
Frenchie I love you so much and will do anything to have you come back
>>24614088
Bonjour
>>24614444
You're not him, you're probably that anon who wanted me to bully him yesterday
>>24614501
True im not frenchie tho im not an anon who wanted you to bully them.
sit or stand?
>>24613967
People fucking wipe their ass while sitting down on the toilet?
Are they fucking retarded?
Fuckin' normies... http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VL5W4QQgFM
>>24614001
bro r u serious, you simply cant get all the poop when standing up. Isnt it really fucking clear that spreading the cheeks is more hygienic.
>Google your name
>First wikipedia link is native american name
>Google your name
>First wikipedia link is Jewish name
>google your name
>absolutely nothing is found that relates to me personally
This is good, all according to plan.
<Christopher is the English version of a Europe-wide
I'm actually a spic
Why don't you just download Grindr and find a thirsty homo to lose your virginity to? Surely it's better than nothing.
I did that once for a giggle and maybe try something new.
Those guys are way too aggressive
>>24613603
tried it, had a chance with many trannies and femboys but just couldn't bring myself to deal with their /mentalillness/ and stinky butts
I get too spooked when they say hi and I always end up spaghetting everywhere
Whats the point of being in a relationship if you can't satisfy the other person sexually? Might as well save them the trouble and stay alone, right?
>>24613492
Contrary to popular belief, partners that have enough care for you outside of sexual experience are usually willing to teach you the ropes.
Plus, general experience is only a bit better than no experience, most people have preferences and kinks that you can only learn from them specifically, so you're almost starting from scratch every time.
>>24613530
This is more about ability than experience. If you're not packing enough to do the job, there is really no point.
pleasedon'tletmythreadide
Ok faggots I am sure there are plenty of normies left after the shootings.
Let's start a self help thread and advice bread to help the hopeless robots.
Gonna dump some of my phone collection.
More porn, got some good stuff imo.
Anyone know how to get past the gay ass filter?
Enjoy your monday wageslave.TICK TOCK
That's a beatiful blanket that you're wearing.
Stay safe.
I talked to your mommy last night and I told her its time to start charging her little man rent to teach him about "big boy responsibilities". She agreed. Its a shame that you'll have to budget in your Korean cat girl comic books but I promise her that she would see a real change for the better.
>>24613161
It's sunday you dumb green faggot
>lost my virginity last week at 20
>caught an STD
IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>24613140
Did you have sex with a whore, by any chance?
>>24613140
no hopefully you realise its not all its hyped up to be
focus on other things
You deserve it, normalshit.
>tfw no gf because i'm boring
That's the reason why 99% of us don't have a gf.
Start doing something that would make socially rewarding the fact of being your friend/boyfriend.
>>24613356
That's why it's important to have a dream/ passion,
no matter how gay or autistic it is
Even if not everyone is into what you like, just about everyone can appreciate your determination
But then new problem:
> no drive/ motivation
>>24613356
I am the 1%.
I'm not even boring I just don't have the fucking Chad looks to actually make my shit work.
What's wrong with my middle finger /r9k/?
Check dat metabolic syndrome F.A.M.
you still here bro?
you have AIDS
rip OP
BLACK ASS BELONGS TO WHITE COCK
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umm i think you wanted a reply for this thread
>>24613097
I sure did.
WHITED
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>>24612892
<--- OH...
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suck my cock
>>24612988
i only suck feminine cock
>>24612892
>can go to bed whenever I want because I work late shifts
>easy job where I just answer phonecalls and take info
>can stream shows between calls
>have disposable income, saving a bit each month
>live an independent life in my own flat
>OH...
