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Why do I get offended when girls call me cute? It's a compliment but it makes me feel uncomfortable and I wish they hadn't said it. Why is this?
Cute is just another word for boring.
>>24624906
Because your masculinity is questioned.
>>24624906
It's the girl way of saying ''Well she was smart'' of a fat girl.
Is it weird to have a gf that's much shorter than you?
I am 6'3 and she's just 5 ft
People say it looked really funny when were kissing in a nightclub
>>24624857
Enjoy your manlet sons.
>From a manlet whose mother is 5'0 and his father is 6'2. All of my brothers are manlets as well.
>>24624886
My mom was 5'3 and dad was 5'11 and I ended up being 6'. My brother is 6'4". So you're full of it really.
shit bait gtfo mr cekles
>unhappy person
>snap at my mom all weekend because she nags the hell out of me
>on the ride home from a restaraunt she whines and complains about how I treat her "nastily"
Why are women so emotional?
>>24624853
Sounds like she has a vitamin D deficiency. I think you know what to do.
>>24624853
It sounds like you're using the carrot on a stick method, its a good strategy to have them know your expectations are high and she needs to always be on her toes.
If my mom brings me home candy I will only mumble a tiny thanks, and it will periodically amount to better presents. She snaps at me too though, emotional wreck.
You guys can't be serious
Would you date my original comment and me?
Original bumpin
>>24624722
Jack from Lost?
>>24624722
It's the drunk faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Remember that time when millions of gullible internet surfing Americans were duped into professing their support for a cause of dubious merit spearheaded by shady entrepreneurs because of a viral video?
This campaign ended funnily
>>24624457
Was that the child rape thing?
>>24624496
Kony 2012.
I remember it.
It generated a couple million views in a matter of hours, pretty impressive.
I remember watching it and falling for it because it was really well done. Luckily I smelled the bullshit after a few days.
I'm 19 years old and can't use my voice to be attractive for the life of me.
I need help, I just want to hit high notes and do accents but every time I try I sound like a dying cat. I have friends but other than speaking in a boring monotone voice I can't say the funny or attractive things that I'd like to say.
What daily practices should I be doing to better my voice? I've been trying to mimic cartoons and tv shows but I'm so bad at it that it is seriously discouraging. I'm going to keep at it but if anyone has any tips then please help out a fellow robot.
I growl and sound like a fucking girl when talking normally.
>>24624399
Post your voice senpai
>>24624497
I know a person with a girly voice but at least he can sing and do charming foreign accents on cue.
anyone here hate their dad?
mines fat and does nothing all day and tells me I need to do something with my life while he does nothing. He just takes naps,smokes cigarettes, and watches tv and blasts the fucking volume on it. Also during the middle of the day he blasts opera music so you can't hear anything besides it.
Hate mine for being a normalfag, and his idiotic 'advice' (ex: "you'll never get ahead unless you start thinking positive!", and "good things come to those who wait!").
>>24624349
Are you LITERALLY me?
Does your name start with S because you're probably my sister.
>>24624498
Nah, I'm a guy.
>December 1, 2015
What did you achieve so far?
Studied all day with no results
Is it the 1st yet? I've not even opened my advent calendar!
>implying November is the month that sometimes has 28 days and sometimes has 29 days
Topkek
>Download grindr, start asking trannys to fuck me
>be ashamed, dont want gay sex apart from when super horny, delete app
>just now set it to download again
Can't break this addiction lads, porn is bad
>has regular sex
>thinks he can relate to us
go fucking kill yourself OP
>>24624253
>implying I've had sex in the last year, and before that wasn't another year
Grindr scared me so I deleted it very fast
I honestly don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Every time I try to get close to a girl, they end up pushing me away. I'm not an obese fedora-fag, I consider myself to be a pretty normal looking guy. Therefore, why the hell does it seem like every girl that I'm near is absolutely disgusted by me. How do all these fags at my school have gf's except me?
I know that this is the wrong board to be asking, but can someone please tell me what I'm doing wrong. Here's an example of something that happened last week.
>In Studyhall
>Cute girl sitting across the room
>Been admiring her for the entire semester
>I get the courage to talk to her
>Run up and stand over her chair
>She looks up at me
>I look down at her and ask...
>"Do you like memes?"
>"Do I like what?"
>She doesn't know what a meme is so I show her, thinking that it will give us something to talk about
>Pull a folded up jpeg of Bad Luck Brian out of my pocket.
>"This is a meme, silly!"
>I try to hand it to her but she declines, says it's "gross"
>Tell her that it's just a little moist due to my sweat
>She still doesn't wanna hold it
>Forcibly grab her hand and make her grasp the image
>She completely overreacts
>She screams, smacks me, then runs up to the teacher
>Teacher tells me to go to the office
As you can guess, I ran out of the school crying. It was too much embarrassment for me. What did I do wrong? Why does this ALWAYS happen to me?
Can you guys tell me why my meme-scheme didn't work?
Don't talk about internet shit with normie girls. It's uninteresting to them and makes you look weird.
Obviously didnt happen but I was entertained none the less. Thanks OP.
>>24624202
lmao do you like may mays not memes you idiot thats where you fucked up
She promised she's mine
>>24624177
>Chad gives her shivers down her spine
>>24624177
Did she betray you like Judas? Fuck her man, fuck her
>>24624212
Yes you could quite say it had biblical proportions
>tfw no pale hairy small dick qt Chad bf
Can you be a Chad with a smallish dick like pic related or do Chads by definition have to be hung?
My perfect bf would be confident and social but with a small to average size dick.
>>24624110
>small dick
nice baitthis is above average if you anons didn't know
>>24624136
Looks pretty average to me but yeah, probably wouldn't describe it as small.
>>24624110
I believe a chad is more in the mind than in the buddy.
It is an insecurity, right?
I hate my fucking roommate. I moved into an apartment with some "friends". They are really my friends, but they take pity on me, so they let me move in with them. One of them really pisses me off. He's such a fucking normie. He even pretends he's like a robot or some shit claiming he has depression. But this is the guy that is fucking girls every weekend. Getting drunk every weekend. And getting high every weekend. Part of me envies his life, but his existence just pisses me off. Hearing him talk makes me internally rage. Fuck I hate him.
How should I deal with this problem? This guy really pisses me off.
Stop pretending you're interested in hearing about his experiences.
>>24623876
Murder him in his sleep
>>24623934
>Thin walls
I hear this faggot talk about retarded shit like the girls he bangs and how drunk or high he gets.
It pisses me off that all he can talk about is drugs and alcohol. He's so fucking trivial.
help me.. what the fuck is happenin
>>24623846
Herpes sore.
>>24623846
Thats herpes. Also wash your dick
Yummm its glazed.
Does anyone else on /r9k/ unconciously hold their breath around people?
I can't ever stop myself from doing it and not only is it uncomfortable as all fuck I can't talk because of it
I unconsciously stand and walk around on my toes to appear taller. As a consequence, I now have huge calves.
>>24623815
quit being a beta and breathe loud and proud familio
>>24623898
Thanks dude I'll just b myself
>>24623879
A-atleast you can never skip leg day
