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So...how do we get our revenge on womankind? So far all I can think of is that we refuse to pay any attention to women our age when we are in our 30s.
become a serial killer who targets young, attractive females
Work on yourself, lift, get hobbies, and work on hue career, and then don't get married or have a gf when you get everything together around 25-30
>>24617751
Instruct them in the matters of loss and pain. Make them suffer, make them wish they were dead.
How do I become a kid again?
I liked being a kid more than I do being an adult. I had a warm apartment. I finished 'work' (well, school) at 3. I wasn't lonely.
>>24617669
You have your own kid and live vicariously through them.
>>24617674
That's a shitty second best. Seeing soemone else have that would make the loss worse
>tfw no neverland
>you will never be a lost boy with your buddies going on youthful adventures
I want to get a knife, robots. Do you own any knives?
Not sure if I should go with a KBAR but I'm afraid it'll make me look more like a school shooter than I already do.
A multitool seems useful but not sure if it's seen as fedora.
A small folding knife seems decent too but it's difficult to find one I like so thought maybe i'd go with a switchblade instead.
Balisongs are shit.
>>24617615
well what do you want to use the knife for?
>>24617675
Stabbing people.
Not really, just EDC. I usually carry a small swiss army knife but the blade has become insufficient.
>>24617701
>EDC
Well if it's legal where you live, you should go with the most effective one.
>tfw I wouldn't do anything
>tfw I would cry into my Bring Me The Horizon sweatshirt while he fucks my gf to Black Veil Brides
>>24617540
scream nigger
>>24617540
Punch the lil' bitch in the face. The only black men who do that to their hair are faggots.
that dude looks like he would break in half if you punched him
> ''#notallmen is a ridiculous tag, every men is a potential rapist!!!!''
> ''#notallmuslims are terrorists!!! you racist scum!!!''
choose one
>>24617343
Why do people say that muslim/islam is a race? When it comes to feminists, every problem in the world is men's fault.
>>24617422
how else can they be called?
>>24617422
It's just convenient, for the lack of a better word.
People in my country would just say it's "islamophobia", which is weird because I'm afraid of spiders but I don't hate spiders so this neologism feels very forced.
I guess muslims wanted to have their own "antisemitism" word because the jews have one. "Racism" is just too big of an umbrella.
>That feel when fapping to hentai and porn doesn't remove the feel when no gf anymore
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Even while I watch the nastiest shit and fap to it furiously I barely have an orgasm. And I don't even want to have anal pissing gangbangs or brutal bdsm even though I watch that shit constantly, I'd be more than fine with just cuddling or holding hands.
>>24617303
Get a gf. It's not really that hard, desu.
>>24617661
just be yourself
kek desu senpai baka weed
Fap to Visual Novels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zx6RXGNISk
Can you relate to the lyrics?
It's fucking r9k the song
>>24617213
>succesful normies singing about how they're le sad and depressed
fuck off
>>24617237
Who cares? focus on the song not the people behind it.
>>24617213
>Three Days Grace
get your post-grunge trash out of here faggot
Why is this not considered creepy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCYLFSZ4qzQ
>>24617208
disgustingness
>>24617208
Who the fuck finds this shit funny? If anybody of you faggots watch this cancer, i want you to leave
>>24617974
I wouldnt' be surprised if most robots did
Reminder that if you posted anything on /r9k/ after the Oregon shooting you're now on a watch list. Good luck ever being able to own a gun niggers.
reminder that if you've browsed /pol/ you're on a watch list
reminder that if you've Googled anything relating to "bombs" you're on a watch list
reminder that if you've ever posted on 4chan you're on a watch list
reminder that if you've ever used the internet you're on a watch list
reminder that if you've ever stepped foot outside your room you're on a watch list
>>24617104
Gun show loophole
>living in america
TOP FUCKING KEK
this thread is now about assassinating obama
Why do women have to ruin everything?
>be me
>playing CS:GO (inb4 durr shooters suck) with a friend who's in teamspeak with me
>get queued up with 3 randos
>game starts, this annoying cunt with a "lol throw 4 skinz" name, a twitch streamer (which is hilarious because we're all in the Master Guardian range, not even that good), and a GAYMUR GURRRL with an anime profile picture
>first thing she does is say "oh I don't know thus map D:" in the most trying-to-be-cute voice I've ever heard
>throw for skins starts acting like an orbiter
>game starts, they're more concerned with giving each other attention than actually playing along with the team, buttbuddy and I start calling them out for it
>she's fucking horrible at the game, can't shoot for shit and even teamkilled more than once, and her and skins are going completely separate from the team and chatting like idiots throughout the whole thing
>after buttbuddy and I start getting really annoyed (not like screaming or anything, just "hey bro stop tipping your fedora at the fair maiden and play the game"), he mutes us and she does the same, they even tried to kick me but buttbuddy voted no
>twitch does nothing because he's so fucking beta that he's actually fine with this, as well as being almost as bad as the gaymur gurrl
>this destroys the last hope we had for teamwork, and we start really bombing because we have 2 useless players
>when we're losing 6-12 she gets autokicked and b& for 3 days for accidentally shooting skins in the head with an AK because she doesn't know how to use a fucking mouse
>skins is too salty to unmute us and we get stomped
>he even got deranked but didn't care because he found a new vapid cunt to orbit
Why do girls do this? Do they have no self-awareness? If I was a female I'd put on a fucking voice changer just to avoid this kind of thing, but most of them just relish in the attention.
>durr shooters suck
just CSGO you memester faggot
>hey guys I'm a GIRL GAMER that's right I'm a GIRL who plays video games but dont hit on me or anything silly boys :3
>>24617117
>Been playing a ton of Insurgency recently
>Every server is filled with absolute bros
>Actual teamwork
>Get to Operate without any GAYMER GURLS or Orbiters ruining the fun
It feels great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHrK7W7mGo
>tfw you never got to go on cool anime adventures with your close friends and have a cute anime girl fall in love with you
>tfw at 25 your body is falling apart and hope is nonexistent
>tfw death will not let you go slowly
>tfw everything is a lie
I'm sorry you played the wrong game son.
>>24617123
>Kingdom Furries
>Good
>>24617001
Fuck you, I think of this every day.
Anyone else isolated themselves from social contact yet? Nearly all of my roommates are normalfags.
No.
Also, don't keep doing it, you'll regret it. If you have social contact, fucking keep it!
>>24616760
>nearly all of my roommates intimidate me and i'm scared
wah wah wah
fucking faggot
who /newcastleupontyne/ here lads
Also nah I've not totally excluded myself. I feel let down by the fact I was full normie with everyone, but for 2 weeks I was locked in my room practically all the time doing essays and before that all 10 of us had some basic idea of housing next year - we'd try get a 10 bedroom place or split between the boys and girls into two houses. In the time I was gone it turns out 3 of the guys are going together, all the girls have had a faction war over their housing because one girl is doing medicine so wants to be with other medics and another girl is thinking of doing a year abroad, and the other guy is sticking with his football team, like he said in September to me.
I just feel like shit that I finally asked in our group chat and it took someone 10 hours, on SOMEONE ELSES phone to finally have the balls to tell me. How the fuck do I act around them now?
>being 6 feet, white and STILL unable to get laid
>"B-BUT I HAVE "AUTISM". I'M SHY!!!!"
Tall virgins are fucking pathetic. You were given traits women desire, and you still can't get laid, and feel you belong in the same boat as the 5'6 Indian or Chinese guy.
I'm 6'1 white and unable to get laid
shitskin pls go
>>24616731
6"3'. White. 24KV. My face is okay, but the rest of my body is disgusting: I'm hairy and have lots of moles. I have hairy nipples and a mole at the base of my penis.
Also autist. Fuck you, life is hard.
>>24616731
Being tall is like having nice hair or nice legs, it sure as hell helps, but you need more than that just to get laid.
Ask someone who might of eaten a poisonous fish anything.
Can you please use "might have" the next time you make a post like this?
What is the color of my eyes?
>>24616553
Shut it nerd desu
who /5'7/ here?
that feeling of futility never ceases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
5'6" here. But life's all right, I just stopped giving a fuck about my height.
This is Kents song.
Robot Hip Hop?
Lets do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VcA7C6meg
reporting
where do we buy jeans? they're always too long..
