You can only press one.

>>24632935
Shit! I'll press the red one!

>>24632935
I'd take waifu, we could both go run off and live off the grid together and it would literally make all the shit that has ever happened to me not be a big deal anymore. I could actually get a chance at being happy. Hitting the red button is basically being a massive jerk off who's willing to take everyone with him just so that you could end it for yourself. If there was only a red button I'd press it though.

She would just go after chad.

>>24633002
Most people's waifus are going to be pretty anti-chad (unless you're 3dpd in which case you're a faggot kill yourself), so if the waifu were made real she'd inherit those same beliefs you have and you'd end up with a perfect partner.

>>24632935
>not pressing both and living a post-apocalyptic life with your waifu

>>24633240
>Most people's waifus are going to be pretty anti-chad
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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>>24632935
i choose neither

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We can finally be together