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How can you know that girl's interested in you?
I don't think this board contains the answers you seek. Try again.
>>24645492
When they never leave you alone. That's when you know
>>24645492
They aren't.
A true robot will never be loved by someone of the opposite sex or even the same sex if you swing that way.
Once you have ditched your delusions and realized that you will be alone forever, come back here.
If you wish to be loved or liked by your onetis and think that might become true, leave this board since you are a normie
You don't belong here, I want you to fucking leaveYou know I'm right faggot
>implying people born in 1997 aren't 18 years old right now
>>24645480
OP you're most likely born in 1993 based on how childish your post is
>>24645531
Nope even older you not loved son of a whore
>Play Pay2Win online FPS
>Buy everything, dominate penniless NEETs
>Perpetuate this business style and further shut NEETs out from their hobbies
>Destroy childish Industries and hobbies with my lack of patience and fat wallet and pervert a once patient and niche thing into a monster of social justice, media and pandering
NEET's btfo
Wagefags and salaryfags win again NEETs! Feels good to have a stable income desu
>>24645394
>spending money on pay2win games
>not buying a new car, house, massive tv, $10,000 gaming rig, whores
>>24645394
jokes on you, wagekuck! Enjoy fucking around in your commercial microtransaction factories, I'll be playing some Battle for Wesnoth while you're at work.
>>24645623
Your Linux can't save you NEET boy. You're a pathetic hold out as the world slowly goes mobile. And guess what? My micro transaction shittery is rampant there too! Soon you'll have nothing, and you'll be forced to deal with the adults of the world who enable you to have an internet connection
>Anon I'm so horny please fuck my face tohmm mmmgghh mmrrgggh mmmrhggh aaarrgghgggh
Honestly, wat do?
>>24645382
She looks like Quagmire.
>giggity
Load up the shotgun
>heh, heres a facefuck for ya
>>24645382
Honestly it sounds like she started normal but then she started to mutate
I'm not unattractive, I'm 6"3, and I've had sex like 10-12 times. I still feel like I belong here because I have little no to willpower to live, I'm failing community college by just not going, people find me annoying, I have no social life, and I can't relate to people to save my life. Am I a robot? If not where do I go?
>>24645336
You are a failed normie. Failed normies are grey area.
But I want you to know that I, a true robot, welcome you, senpai
You may not be allowed here, but you can always just kill yourself instead.
>>24645400
I want to. But I won't out of self respect, to spite normies, and because every moment alive is a chance to get revenge on humanity for mistreating me
I thought you guys said chads had it on easy mode.
Face it, not even the most attractive guys can easily get girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjR9F9tPNhc
>>24645238
His jawline is weak, his nose is asymmetrical and he has narrow shoulders. He's not a Chad. He's 7-8/10
>social experiment
Just say it's a
>funny video
don't pretend you're doing science here
>>24645301
I'm a 6 then.
Always thought I was a 7. Your american measures are really bad for my confidence.
Post your home screen or desktop. R8 & h8.
Don't hold back. There's a lot of material to work with here.
>>24645183
7/10. I like the sketch and black and white theme.
Once you get used to it its great
>have midterm tomorrow
>manage to study everything in time, only needing to revise a few things before bed
Feels good bros, fellow uni bros should try it sometime.
I have a java exam tomorrow and I can't bring myself to even start
I'm fucking sick of studying, I've been studying my whole fucking life, give me a damn life-time break
>>24645087
started managing time for uni related stuffs, feels good it does
>>24645087
>have paper due tomorrow
>about 70% done
>uni cuts off my internet to comp for some reason
>can't email to myself
>USB's stop working since it can't download the drivers from online
sometimes I really want to kill myself desu
it's stuck on my pc, and I can't get those 5-6 pages off in any way, so I have to rewrite them in the next few hours or take a zero
obscure feels thread?
>tfw 21 and still have orthodontic braces
this is why I have no gf right?
>>24645058
It's your deep rooted character flaws.
>>24645117
just world fallacy suck my dick
>>24645058
Im 25 with braces, pic related.
>tfw want to believe solipsism but you meet other people who believe in it and it just makes it seem less likely
Who \gettinglostinfantasizing\ here?
Lately I like googling for the most expensive things money can buy, and as I cry myself to sleep I enjoy fantasizing about how enjoyable life would be if I was filthy and disgustingly rich, to the point of having basically infinite money. Being able to own anything or anyone I could have ever wanted, to indulge in anything I wanted, holy shit, it makes me feel so bad knowing that I will die never knowing any the finer things in life. Imagine wanting to learn to play the violin, buying a fucking Stradivari and a teacher, then you get bored of it and want to get into supercars, so you buy a Pagani Huyara, when you get tired of it you want to buy a watch and you get a Patek Philippe or two, then you want to travel and you're undecided if you want to go to the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai or the Westin Excelsion in Rome (so you go to both), the parties with all the other rich fucks where you laugh at the poverty and squalor the 99% lives in while sipping 100.000 bucks champagne, the list goes on and on. I wouldn't even care about being lonely if I was so rich I could get anything, I'd never run out of things to do or experience, I could take any courses from the best masters in the world and polish all parts of my personality and looks or anything else I felt like learning or improving.
But when all is said and done, all that awaits me when I'm done crying and I finally fall asleep are nightmares and the next day, lurking 4chan, sloppily playing shitty vidya and pretending to look for a McJob so that my parents don't throw me out, as I plan the day of my suicide.
>>24645049
Iktf
But mainly it's about places I could relocate to
>>24645072
Where would you relocate to? If I had infinite money, I'd probably relocate to Geneva, or Dubai.
I get lost day dreaming about being with a nice girl that really loves and cherishes me. I'll find myself speaking out loud as though she were really right beside me.
>in highschool lunch room
>get told to lick my friends face
>actually do it
>he screams
>fucking normal fags
Who /devlish/ here, r9k?
>>24644852
is this bait?
underageb&
>>24644852
gaylord spotted
>go to first semester of college
>parents tearfully wishing me goodbye
>"study hard, Anon! "
>"make us proud, Anon!"
>get to college
>don't go to class
>don't study
>parents suspect nothing yet
>for two weeks they'll still believe that I'm being a good student, making sure their money for my tuition was well spent and that I'm making them proud
>then one day they'll find out
Serves them right for ruining my life and turning me into a robot. I'll never fit into society anyway, I'm not going to validate them by doing well in college. Hopefully the wasted money will put things into perspective for them and they'll accept my NEETdom.
what is it with normies? Why do they love to look at violent tv shows like the Sopranos or have an obsession with serial killers? I don't get it why do they it?
>>24644798
they think it's true power, and they know that they're weak people, but they don't want you to know that they're weak.
>>24644798
same reason they come on to /r9k/.
it's like a fucking zoo for them
>>24644865
>>24644926
elaborate, explain more in detail
i know a black beta irl who uses r9k
the kuk meme makes him think he can get any girl
but he is still phuckin beta
why did kuk become a thing
>>24644585
>why did kuk become a thing
The jews
>>24644693
why would the jews do this
>>24645812
Something something destruction of the white race. Ask /pol/
Post white cuties. Now.
> no low-res pictures
> no professional overshooped photos
> bonus points if google images search gives no results
t. Tyrone Achmed Al-Mohammed
kill yourself you subhuman
>>24644552
cute enough for me
>>24644625
um sorry what?
Incase you missed the one yesterday
you know the drill, post em. if you match get ahold of each other.
sorry for shitty template. couldnt find the original and had to just clear mine off
>>24644548
Anyone out there?
also sorry if you cant read the one i posted, had to resize it because shit file size limits
http://imgur.com/aurQAdy heres the full one on imgur in case you cant read it.
so yeah, hello.
>>24644660
femanon here
no one is going to read that, its too small. and no girl will ever take the time to click the imgur link because there are going to be guys better than you here.
also that filename LOL
>>24644548
here's the template
I'll most mine a bit later in the thread because it'll probably trigger /r9k/
![geneva-landscape_blog[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tKFsMVI.jpg "geneva-landscape blog[1]"){kind=small}
