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Hey /r9k/, how come you never try to date a foreveralone woman?
There's a few subs that you could use to make friends or romantic partners, such as:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone
http://www.reddit.com/r/FA30Plus
Surely you'd have much more in common with them than with Stacies?
And if there's any FA ladies on /r9k/, why not go there and try to find a nice FA guy?
>>24650084
>women
>forever alone
>plebbit
0/10, stale bait at best. Apply yourself
The truth is, each of us is expecting a 10/10.
We say that its just the girls who do but we do the exact same thing.
>>24650247
Speak for yourself. I'll fucking take whatever I can get.
Why are normies so obsessed with having a job? Why do they see it as something desirable and fantastic rather than a necessary evil or a nuisance?
I've heard of people getting depressed because they don't have a job and don't know what to do with themselves all day. How does this happen? How is free time considered a negative to normal people?
Some people enjoy the rest of their lives, and I guess it seems plausible that they could find fulfillment working to live the rest of their lives the way they want to.
Of course if you hate your life and just work to survive, it's hell
Having a good income is desirable
Because not being productive leads you to being a victim to your own thoughts.
Notice how these Depression and tfw no gf threads are made by NEETs
How do you get a girl to meet up from tinder? I have a bunch of matches but I just end up having stupid conversations that go nowhere.
>Talk on Tinder
>Exchange numbers
>Talk on text
>Talk on the phone
>Offer to meet up
It's that easy
>>24650050
>try to talk on tinder
>they never reply
it sure is easy
Give up and go fuck yourself OP.
Hope you fat fucks can at least cook good...
Nope, have pasta with beef and canned vegetables every night.
I can if I try. I don't usually try.
i'm going to make beef stew tomorrow
this is the most excitement i've had in weeks
>last night
>cousin coaxed me into going with him to a house party
>autistic and just got tipsy and sat in the corner
>fat bitch introduces herself and shortly after drags me to the upstairs bedroom
>proceeds to suck my dick, didn't even ask for consent and I was too shocked and retarded to respond
>then sticks my penis inside her fat vagina
>cum in 3 minutes
>she leaves the room
>tfw lost my virginity to a fat rapist
what do I do r9k? I'm still a robot right? Do I go to the police with this?
Congratulations, you're gonna be a daddy!
Expect to hear from her lawyers in around 9 months to discuss how you will be paying child support.
>>24649912
Fuck, I've just now realized that
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
you're a guy so no i'm sorry no one will give a shit
>"ey gringo, we caughtchu lookin' at my senorita and we no like that"
hola perdon io no queria haserr esou
>>24649797
Hola. No habla Espanol. Hablo Ingles?
>>24649797
>>24649925
huevos pendejos.
>You're alone because you're not direct anon!
>You can't trick a girl into liking you. Just ask her out instead of beating around the bush!
>"Well Ok I guess"
>"Hey Maria, you seem like a cool girl. Want to grab a coffee sometime?"
>"Oh Anon, if you're asking me out, I'd like to become friends first, if that's ok"
>"Alright"
>Hang around with Maria for about a month
>"Hey Maria, about that coffee I asked you out on a few weeks ago"
>"Oh anon, let's not ruin what we have right now"
Did I get played? What the fuck happened?
At the "alright" part you fucked up; you should have said "sorry, I'm not interested in just being friends".
Then she would have probably been all over your dick. At the very worst she would have still declined and you will not have wasted your time.
>>24649977
Close, you fucked up by apologizing. That's a no-go at this station, robot.
>>24649977
>>24650019
Jesus fucking christ women are complicated as shit
/r9k/ help me out, i haven't had sex in a long time and im feeling extremely horny, should i pay for it.. ?
there are tons of beautiful escorts in my town and money is no issue, iv'e never done it before.
also that fact that iv'e got to pay to get laid bothers me alot
The only reason it bothers u is becuz its stimagized in the media
Because a lot of consumer industries actually depend on people getting laid
Resturant biz
Hygiene products
Cars
Everything
>>24649778
I'd go for personally....However, you'll most likely have to use a condom, and atleast for me, condom sex isn't even that pleasurable. Once you go bareback all condom sex seems so pointless unfortunately. Might as well get a blowjob or something though?
>>24649888
so you're saying i should go for it? i think ill end up feeling like shit afterwords, convince me it's okay for a man for fuck a whore / prostitute
>Normies always say they love Star Wars, despite the fact that they hate the prequels, the ewokk movie, and the Christmas special
I literally don't get it
Then you're a fucking kuckold.
>watching George Lucas buttfuck Star Wars
>actually enjoying him do this
Degenerate.
>implying normies know anything but Star Wars beyond Darth Vader and "Luke, I am your father".
The prequals had an environment that I really like, the way Coruscant and Kamino look especially. Plus the music, the Kamino theme is awesome.
The OT is ok I guess
First girl to actually show interest in me, should i go for it?
>>24649706
>Bonker Town
She's definitely a one of those fatties who take carefully framed selfies
>>24649761
ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO IS NOT FAT, I think im in denial, I should just give up, she HAS to be a fucking ham
Who /antinatalism/ here?
The only way I would ever have kids is if I had $1 million saved up for them, and if they could grow up in a stable home with both parents. Otherwise forget about it.
>inb4 you have to preserve the white race
>>24649643
>preserving the white race
There isn't anything worth preserving left now, that boat sailed in the 60s.
>>24650098
Probably true.
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>24649643
The cost of living isn't that high you are just taught that, as long as you're not completely stupid you can learn a trade and turn it into your business and live quite comfortably with children. You just got to learn not to spoil them but give them some fun, make sure they grow up healthy and respectful.
How do we stop the SJWs from ruining Anime and video games?
This picture makes me fucking laugh.
It's like these cunts think that playing video games and eating a cheeseburger correlate to being a man when, in reality, it's about the same as taking a shit.
Fucking inbred, good-for-nothing mongrels.
>>24649629
Drink poison, you fucking mutt
Someone post original op pic
I know I'm whiney just because I'm not a hot person but I'm actually really sick of everyone, not that I wasn't before but at least I made up my mind to try give them a chance. I did everything that was required of me, I'm not even that ugly I've seen uglier and dumber people than me making friends and yet any time I go back to this fucking shitfest of "LOOK HOW WELL ADJUSTED MY LIFE IS", it's evident that they don't want me to try fit in and they don't want to give me a chance. And don't try and say I'm blaming them either because how fucking hard is it to reply to someone, or to talk to them or you know give them a chance? even the fucking nerds of the world are repulsed by me. I'm so pissed, why did I even go back.
>>24649589
>failed at the most basic human functions
>"everyone makes me sick you're useless "
>>24649680
Oh wow sorry my face can't be normie enough and I don't share the right sort of PC memes, but yeah normies are useless and they're trash, they get entertained by ffucking retarded asshole drivel and they clap their hands like trained seals because "MUH REFERENCE LOL I LIKED THE WAY THAT PRETTY LADY MADE A FUNNY FACE, THAT TXT IS RELEVENT TO ME". But I'm the one who failed right? I don't even see the point in "basic human functions", how could i have "failed" if I didn't care? but yeah it's too late for me to try care now and it's biting me in the ass, fucking normies
>>24649589
Well.
It's because you're angry, over competitive, and you make everything about *you*
Also, you're probably lower than average IQ and have a mental illness.
to top it all off. you're aware of it, and filled with self-loathing, hence why you feel threatened so easily.
But you know something? some people need more practice at controlling themselves than others.
>Umm, anon you seriously expect me to be seen in public with you dressed this way? Go change. I mean you at least have shoes other than those rights? You're not a total spaz, are you?
Her skin is so pale it looks like she's wearing a weird undershirt.
>tfw no fish belly mom jeans gf
>>24649547
>implying sneakers arent the best shoes for urban gorilla warfare
I bet she doesn't even see nogs outside of TV.
Were you invited to Chad and his mother's wedding?
She's my ideal looking kind of woman tbqh. Lucky incestuous Chad.
>Chad could fuck his own mother if he wanted to
Christ.
Holy shit. How much of a Chad do you need to be that your own mom is dropping her panties for you?
Jesus...
