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Open your mind, and your ass and heart will follow.
thanks for triggering my hppd cunt
does it look like it's moving to anyone else or am i having a seizure
>>24658339
It's a gif
Is anime safe from the normies?
nothing is
>>24658122
Ha!
I wish...
Half of the anime creators aren't KVs. So I'm going to say, it's always been too late
>December first
>it is now acceptable to listen to Christmas songs all day, everyday
comfy as fuck
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE
>tfw kike
>tfw can't seriously listen to christmas music
>tfw no christmas spirit ever
Christmas is the only day I look forward to every year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgSeZpcMOBE
>>24658057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q
Does /r9k/ lucid dream?
>>24658004
I'd like to but interrupting my sleep to develop my dream recall sounds miserable. I need a solid night of sleep.
I could never get it to work, I wish I could
>>24658004
I can, sometimes. I can even force myself into a dream if I am in the right state of relaxation.
Problem is, my lucid dreams are almost always in slow-motion.
Still, I can get sweet sweet loli while there.
Does anyone miss the internet during 00's?
I was a kid during that time, but having to experience the web while it was still in development really was interesting.
Websites were either full of information or had content to keep you entertained. Of course none of these sites would rarely have concern with social media or communicating with others, excluding forums.
My question to you is: has the internet post 00's changed the way we think and process information? Obviously the quality of websites and content has altered from the past.
I wish the internet would die to be honest. Fucking shithole that sucks me in like a gay man to a literal shithole.
>>24657996
>I was a kid during that time
you were the one that changed.
>>24658156
Fuck that, if the internet died I have to read or some shit.
Have you ever shot a gun before, man?
go back to /k/
>>24657989
Yes. Also killed critters, including helpless, defenseless little critters.
The edible ones I ate, the inedible ones I laughed at as they kicked out their last on the bloodied sand.
>inb4 edge
Gophers are a pest that need to be eradicated out here- they come in plague proportions and their tunnels horrifically cripple and injure livestock, no to mention the damage they do to the crops that feed you.
A bullet in the brain is kinder and far quicker than poison.
That said, I'd adore some gophers as pets. I do think they are cute
, it just doesn't stop me from killing a few hundred every summer.
Yes I'm in the army.
Fired handgun, assault rifle, LMG, heavy machine gun, threw grenades, etc.
You jelly /k/?
Im so bored and lonely senpai
Hey I'm a black dude we should hook up unless you are fat.
>>24658000
im not fat but you wouldnt want to fuck me
do black lives matter?
Does anybody know the source of this? I can't find it. This gets posted on /tv/ from time to time, and I almost think that some anon from /tv/ when up to this 15-year-old girl and said something creepy to get her reaction. I can't find this video by looking up her name in YouTube. It's Kiernan Shipka, by the way.
>>24657932
Looks like mad men
>>24657954
She's from Mad Men, but this is from an event she was at.
>no kiki daughter
Who else /yik yak troll/ here
>>24657885
>When they are mad enough to reply multiple times
watch out, some kid at my school just got sent to jail for threats on yikyak
>>24657961
are you at wwu?
>I don't watch tv anymore
At least give your image a file name you lazy fuck
>>24657883
>I don't even own a tv
>anymore
>implying
>Less than 31 days until 2016
pls respond pIs
>>24658115
That's correct, OP.
I remember being 17 thinking how I'd have my life together by 19, now I'm 23, jobless, and fapping to traps in my mom's laundry room.
i feel ugly all the time and can't talk to people. think about suicide a lot and i'm barely getting by at work and school. and my arms and legs and some other places are covered in scars from cutting and burning myself.
HRT helped a lot but i'm still a mess. should i just kill myself? i hate being this. i wanted to be pretty and have boys fall in love with me but instead i'm just this awkward thing and i think people either pity or hate me.
it's frustrating and when i'm alone i have weird compulsions to like say, "i hate myself!" every so often. like i don't even think about it and just blurt it out? maybe i'm crazy i don't know. attempted suicide a few times before and i think it's getting there again.
This is what happens when society enables the mentally ill into thinking they actually are the opposite sex
Go to the doctor and get treated for gender identity disorder. Anti psychotics work for it, youve been cheated by kike politicians and sjw's who have convinced people of gender fluidity.
>>24657850
i am a girl though. been this way for forever.
>>24657851
it was even worse when i wasn't on hrt though. if i were a guy i think i would know. and i'm attracted to men which is a good indication i think.
schizophrenic/schizoaffective party
undiagnosed poop pants access denied!!
>0.3-0.7% of people are affected during their lifetime
OHO LUCKY~
the gang's all here
>>24657782
>lucky
You must be some kinda masochist to even try to joke about that.
>>24657782
Hey senpai. Got diagnozed last week desu. Now I can NEET like a muhfucka.
check em
>tfw force awakens will be worse than the prequels
Would be pretty funny tb h. I've never watched Star Wars, so seeing all the butthurt would be enjoyable.
>>24657775
fuck off George, you gave up rights to put your shitty fingers all over it when you singed the contract.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzd_K5QdXQ
>>24657775
this is what everyone should expect, that way you can be pleasantly surprised in the unlikely event it doesn't suck ass
>today
>walking down the street
>filthy hippy activist up ahead collecting signatures
>hate people on the footpath bothering me
>not even slowing down
>>"hey man" to me while I'm still a few meters away
>"hi"
>>"how do you feel about the logging of our beautiful forests?"
>"they'll grow back"
>>"oh.. oh right. That's real nice that you feel that way man, reaall nice"
>hippy whining fades into the distance as I try not to laugh out loud at my own genius
Sometimes going out of the house is fun.
>collecting signatures on paper
>while protesting the logging of trees
top kek
>>24657877
ikr senpai
couldn't be fucked pointing that out
Next time
I think shitposting in real life at street botherers might be my new favourite hobby
>Basic bitch comes to my shop wanting me to sign some petition
>Ask about it, she wants food companies to have to label their GMO products
>Ask why that's necessary, most of our food is genetically modified to resist pests and grow larger
"Because GMOs are dangerous and are hurting people ooga booga"
>Sounds more like you should be petitioning to have their pesticides labeled
>No response, she just leaves
>My mom is outside and she signs it
