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good morning wagecukks
another day another dollar
>>24662206
Thisis an original comment, do not mute it.
I fucking love these threads.
fuckfjndjdnjknfkjdnf ayyy lamfkdnkjnjkfn[spoiler/]
Dear junkies of this board (and anyone who posseses any kind of knowlegde in that matter), I have some questions about lethality of benzodiazepines. I've decided to finally off myself and I need to figure out a dose of clonazolam that would 100% kill me and guarantee that there is absolutely no risk of waking up in the hospital (I live with family but they don't interrupt me during the night, that's when I'll kill myself, I can't afford to still be alive in the morning though->they'd call an ambulance if they realise I'm unconscious). Guns aren't really obtainable here, also I can't get any barbiturates or opiates (legality issues, no drug connections) and I'm definitely too much of a pussy to jump of a building/throw myself in front of a vehicle/hang myself, so research benzos are the only option for me. I have enough cash left to order like 2 grams of clonazolam, maybe more, do you think it would be enough considering that the regular dose is like 0,5-1mg (which means I'd consume roughly 2000 doses at once)? I would also drink some vodka with it hoping I don't throw it all up, but that'd be highly unlikely, the clonazolam powder should almost instantly get absorbed and knock me out (so even if I vomit while unconscious there wouldn't be a big waste of the drug? please correct me if I'm wrong). When I was younger I ate like 200mg of etizolam (it was in pill form so it seemed like a lot) in an incredibly dumb suicide attempt but that was long ago when I didn't know that LD50 of benzos is obviously ultra fucking high so of course nothing happened, I didn't even get a seizure or anything, just felt quite weary the next day.
I've read the peaceful pill handbook but the substances mentioned there aren't available in my country (Poland) unless you know people and I don't know anyone. The only thing I can get are legal research chemicals from online stores (and clonazolam seems to be the most promising one out of all the choices).
This is not an attentionwhoring thread.
Just think about the family and life you will have inn the future. It will all be great and you will regret thinking about it. Stay for the long run, life isn't great at some points but WILL always get much better. Give it another crack.
>>24662102
>suicide off benzos
look at this pleb
>>24662527
You can't guarantee that faggot
What do you call a black Chad?
He's not a Tyrone.
DJ KHALED
>>24662095
you call him Jamal
>>24662095
He's Jamal, but why isn't he Tyrone?
This board is literally just a bunch of nerds complaining about how lonely and depressed they are and "tfw no gf"ing all the time yet I've seen more femanons here than anywhere else on 4chan and they're doing the same thing.
How did this happen? Why are we all so alone together? Is this the house that degeneracy built?
Femanons aren't actually girls irl
>>24662041
This place attracts losers
Everything Is off getting along with there lives the world and here is a place where we can relate to each other
Misery loves company
Because complaining and venting on an anonymous internet based image forum is easy.
Am I a chad now /r9k/?
> Be me
> Waiting for gf at food court at the centre of a shopping centre (mall for you Americans)
> Some girl gives me the cat-calling noise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxk9ZqKabck)
> Continue on my way
> Sit at table near them, waiting for gf
> They are giggling and smiling in my direction
> Eventually one of them comes up and says
> "Hey, my friend was wondering if she could have your number"
> Look over at the girl who cat-called me
> 7-8/10
> Tanned skin
> Dark hair and eyebrows
> Probably Mediterranean (perhaps Lebanese, Greek, Turkish or even Egyptian)
> I decline, informing them of my current relationship
So guys, am I a chad? Can I still post here?
>>24662032
>has a girlfriend
You lost your posting rights then and there
I don't know man.
I've been in a relationship for years now, and I'm good looking without any weird social issues. I don't see r9k as a home for the socially inept but a place for stories, many of which are from autists with poor social skills.
I'm a normie by the standards here, but I don't care, I browse the internet.
I've been here since 2009, once you come here there's no leaving. Even got a girlfriend now what the fuck.
Welp
I just got diagnosed with depression /r9k/.
I live with my mom
I have no food, a little internet left
and I'm really sad.
So, ITT:
Let's discuss what made us the way we are
For me, it was receiving nothing but negative reinforcement from everyone around my.
I've never had any kind of support my entire life.
No christmas
No birthdays
None of that
Naturally that lead to low self esteem and I got bullied and shit because of it.
>>24661975
Stop being a faggot and posting to the internet for pitty points. You're a sad fuck. KYS
>>24661975
How about instead of sitting inside crying to the internet you go outside and conquer you demons. You fucking autist.
>>24662010
Fuck you desu, leave the poor fucker alone
>call colleague on date
>first time in my life I do something like this
>full on confidence, no fucking up
>she shyly but honestly smiles like a giggly school girl
>genuinely seems happy
>says yes
>all going good
>ask her number etc.
>later asks me if I tought of the invitation as date or not
>"what do you think?"
>she says she hoped it wasn't going to be a date
>tell her while laughing that I'm not 15 years old and can take a no it's not a big deal
>dwell on it a bit still
I'm pretty much have spine made of steel and I still somehow got my head fucked up by this.
Also why do women say yes then get all stressed when it's just a cup of coffee and some nice conversation. They are not forced to do anything.
Woman are completely different creatures from robots.
>>24662086
They are illogical beyond understanding.
Maybe your woman friend has a dating strategy. A lot of people think if you are dating someone usually by the third date you start having physical contact. Maybe she likes you but doesn't want this to be a date because she is self conscious and is nervous about approaching some arbitrary date number where she is expected to start putting out. You could easily play this into something good, OP, but you have to humor her wishes for now and be patient.
Why am I so turned on by this picture?
I would love to drink her piss for some reason
Is that weird?
>>24661946
yes but she has a hot body.
That's pretty weird, yeah
>>24661946
It looks like her pubes are encrusted in piss.
I've been pretending I'm a man online so i can cyber with a trap I'm in love with. I have some questions for /r9k/
Am I horrible person?
Is having a cock as wonderful as I imagine?
Would I be better off coming clean to them?
fujoshi sluts like you are pig disgusting
oh god please be my "bf"
>>24661944
>Am I horrible person?
You are for catfishing them and pretending to be someone you aren't to get what you want from them. Pretty selfish.
>Is having a cock as wonderful as I imagine?
Yes.
>Would I be better off coming clean to them?
Yes, if you do please post it here.
my penis is 2 cm flaccid 10 cm hard
8 cm flacid, 19 cm hard here.
>>24661873
Time stamp for reasons please
Everyone on r9k is 7.5"+ masterrace.
How mainstream and widespread is kekolding?
I just watched this video and I can't help but feel this is what they're alluding to, but it's not really explicit.
I've spoken to a bunch of women online who say they know people in real life who've admitted to them they're into kekolding. I thought this was just an internet thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
>>24661790
>gorilla playing basketball
First time I've seen the video after hearing the song multiple times holy shit
Some of the comments...
>tfw no crack whore gf withh used up stinky vagina to occasionally shove into my face and watch anime with
Why live
Yeah, you should definitely kill yourself.
I know that feeling SENPAI desu
>>24661783
Don't worry, it'll look pretty much like that when she's old enough to settle for you
>go to tumblr
>type in "alternative girl"
>bring back your waifu
pic related is mine
there's something about this girl that i like
found bae in 5 mins
>>24661838
"girl"
random gibberish, leave me alone robot
Hello robots
since a while I live on my own but I really havent figured out yet how to buy toiletpaper without having people laugh at you. Right now I use kitchen towel and I just cut them in half but I was wondering is there any site that delivers this shit for cheap in an unmarked box or something?
Thanks for helping an anon out
>>24661758
amazon retard
>>24661765
but doesnt it say toilet paper on the box somewhere in case your neighbours see?
Put it in the shopping trolley and send it through with the rest of your stuff. The checkout op won't give a shit because everyone does it.
I think that if I did get the chance to have sex with a woman I wouldn't take it because being a virgin gives me something to be needlessly angry about. Does anyone else feel this way?
you're delusional, you're completely unable to understand yourself
that is obviously not true
>>24661753
What do you think of my picture though
>>24661775
it's pretty cool
i was down with degeneration x
