I'm gonna do it, guys. I'm gonna talk to the 10/10 qt I've seen in the halls.
> senior in hs
> inb4 underageb& im 18
> notice qt last year
> find out her name, grade, and locker
> I've got a free block this afternoon
> gonna camp on a bench near her locker doing a sudoku or whatever
> gonna talk to her when she shows up
Have...
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>>24666011
Dubs have been checked. You must follow through and transcend Robotdom.
Go. Make us proud. If everything works... GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>24666033
You got it, friend. It's been a hell of a ride.
It's been an honor to feel with you all.
>>24666011
Do it.
But don't be too forward, but do it.
Good luck, anon.
My classmate is fucking my crush. What can I do to let go and just forget about her?
>>24665869
tell some lies about her being pregnent and destroy her life
>>24665869
Punch a granny in the back of head in broad daylight.
>>24665869
Just tough it out. Eventually you won't care. That's really all you can do.
just tell me some shit you did ever at any time just literally any fucking little tale you have to tell
>playing with dick on my own
>not masturbating just fiddling and diddling
>hear bro arrive as planned, he begins ascending the staircase
>tuck my penis away
>he enters the room and I play it cool
>"This room smells like fucking cock"
>mfw
>Wife is still lactating after having our son
>At night I squeeze her boobs while she sleeps and squirt the milk as far as I can while I think about anime
>I remembering fingering my ex and making her cum in her own house.
>Later on as I left, I shook hands with her dad with the same hand I fingered her with.
>>24665819
>Guy asks to tell a story
>Any story
>Literally fucking anything
>mind goes fucking blank
>be me
>2015th century
>girl tells me she likes me
>i tell her i like her too
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>1 week later
>girl says she likes me but she also likes another guy
>that other guy is a complete idiot and mainly: a normie
>she isn't a total normie
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>>24665750
>>2015th century
are you a time traveller? how many galaxies has humanity conquered?
>>24665771
>are you a time traveller? how many galaxies has humanity conquered?
don't tell anyone but im John Titor, we conquered lots of galaxies but i cannot conquer a single female human being
>>24665750
op stop being a pussy and tell her to stop being a fucking idiot
>brother is getting married
>he's legally hyphenating his last name with hers
Dear Lord, my parents raised a kek!
>>24665748
>mfw this is the traditional way in Hispanic culture
Not sure what will happen if I marry a white woman, advise me bros.
I have a really traditional family.
I remember when my uncle was getting married his wife brought up doing that in front of our family and everyone just bursted into tears and acted like she was joking.
She never brought it up after that.
>>24665827
This.
I wouldnt mind either.. my last name is Rodriguez. You know how many fucking Rodriguez there are? I really wouldnt mind if my wife didnt even change her last name to mine. I just dont like it.
What is the cure for loneliness?
>>24665729
Right here anon
>>24665772
Lyrics very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pQUKV9MuM
>>24665729
A fast portion of lead.
Is it just me or have more and more people on imageboards become retarded walmart type conservatives. It started as people being ironically retarded, to people trying to come off as rational conservatives, to becoming full blown racist sexist knuckle dragging ape tier.
You seriously cant be more retarded and neurotypical than someone who would vote for Trump.
>>24665709
>people who disagree with my worldview make me angry so I'm going to ad homonim to make myself feel better.
>>24665709
It goes bernie>>>trump>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilary
I can not wait to vote for donald trump and become a disenfranchised nonvoter if my fellow demokucks don't nominte sanders
>>24665709
Contrarianism
*YAWNNNNNNNNNN* *BURRRRRRRP* *FARTS*
Howdy wagekek. Having a good lunch break? I'm enjoying a nutritious sandwich that was made to order just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
Enjoy your microwaved leftovers in the break room, wagekekies.
>>24665665
b-but I go to subway for lunch on Wednesdays...
>>24665665
Actually, I went out to lunch with the girl I'm fucking on the side and her cute friend (threesome in the works). I paid for our food and wine...was about $2500 total (one of the fanciest restaurants on this side of the city)...pocket change for me.
I'll probably 'work' until five, and by that I mean fuck my secretary and try and beat my friend's score at Tetris.
Enjoy pissing in jugs, faggot.
>>24665706
Why would you tell lies on the internet, anon?
I have no idea how people go about having sex. I mean, at what point are you supposed to initiate it? How do you know the grill is even into you? I'm 19 and broke up with my girlfriend over a year ago. We had sex twice during our 3 year relationship and I haven't had sex since. I don't even talk to people that often, mostly because I don't really care to, but also because I have some anxiety about how/when/why we start having sex. I guess I don't feel like I'm missing anything, but I'm worried that not having sex for extended periods of time makes me weird.
>>24665613
How did you only have sex twice in a 3 year relationship? Were you completely cvcked?
>>24665613
Sex is a meme. Chads and Stacys are always porking because they're just the product of corporate culture, i.e. sex is advertised, sex is proliferated.
You might be autistic, famo, but you sure ain't a retard.
>>24665680
she was super anxious about pregnancy. I didn't really care
>having sex with girlfriend
>she stops to go to the bathroom
>tells me shes hungry and wants breakfast
>Asks me to make it
>tell her to make it herself
>she currently is
other times well be having sex and shell stop and tell me we need to go to the store or do something, and well just stop without me reaching orgasm. shes done this multiple times, and then recalls all the times...
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>>24665597
Does she come before doing this?
>>24665597
Don't stop anon, next time she wants to stop just keep pumping.
>>24665597
She's clearly using you. Why are you tolerating this kind of psychological abuse? I would have dropped her after she did it the second time.
What's essentially happening is that she's gas lighting you because you're too weak and she sees that. She's exploiting you because she knows she can get whatever she wants out of you. It's usually the other way around when gas lighting occurs (i.e. a man gas lights a female saying she's crazy for thinking he's talking to other...
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Are good looking Asians the most beautiful girls?
>>24665591
no. japanese women are just giant babies with breasts
but, i mean, if youre into that...
>>24667054
Butt hurt western roasty detected.
>>24667054
What kind of sane man isn't into that?
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8
>>24665580
ethan and hila are the cutest TBh FaM
Lel holy shit I can't stand this guy.
This is most likely staged but if it isn't this is beyond fucked, hardly a fucking prank.
I don't understand what made think this was ok, he must be desperate for views. Fake or not, its fucked up
>always bitch on /r9k/ about how all girls o nly want Chad and I will never get a gf
>have turned down multiple fat/ugly chicks invitations to date
>>24665574
Lol this desu senpai
>>24665574
congrats you are exactly like every other robot on this board.
you guys are delusional.
women aren't wrong for wanting the best guy they can get and you aren't wrong either for turning down uggos
you should stop shitting on women for doing the exact thing you do but you wont cause you're a hypocritical idiot like majority of men.
>>24666558
>We all know this.
>That'sthejoke.jpg
>no condor uncut for first time cum inside girl vagina
>>24665542
>no condor
>condor
>>24666025
Get out newfag
>>24666025
I rather liked the condor.
bravo europe, bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE
>>24665480
Where are all the Syrian qts that were promised to me?
>mfw Western European caliphate is imminent