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What the fuck was with his face?
>>24667842
We have to befriend him. He has that shooter face tho
>>24667842
He was a happy crazy kid.
>>24667842
nose is too fat for the rest of face. his mouth is also weirdly shaped. the hair doesn't help matters.
Who else here good at absolutely nothing?
You're good at being good at nothing OP
Few people can boast about having such qualities
>>24667779
Absolute niceman
>>24667772
>>24667779
I'm jealous of OP's ability to do nothing.
Could making an okcupid make me a happier person? I'll admit, I have had friends before - but they'd drop me for other people, and if I try to reach out to them after months after not talking I won't get a response.
I've had girls "check me out" I think, either that or they were sizing me up as a security threat, or there was something shiny on the ground and they were like "ew, look at that gross guy standing over that quarter...guess paying for star-bucks can wait" since they were likely poor/impoverished and that quarter I was standing over would've made the difference of them eating that day.
So there's a chance I'm of average +/- attractiveness I guess.
If I make one, what do I say to the girls? I have a throwaway account made to see if "oh, she's pretty" and to look at lots of pictures of pretty girls all day.
What do I say into my profile? Do I just say "I like music, I like boxes, I like things that look like squares but one side is slightly shorter than the rest"??
Help!
To get people's attention, I've provided a picture of a pretty girl (not from okcupid though)
>>24667770
also, will me having no friends or social life be a red-flag to them? I had a job before, but I quit because my boss threatened me to clean up the bath-rooms.
No, it won't make you happy. It'll make you frustrated and irritated when you put effort and time into your profile and messages that you send out only to get nothing in return.
Okcupid is only good if you're a fag looking for other fags, or a dyke looking for dykes. And I guess a woman looking for attention.
So really, I guess it just sucks if you're a straight man.
i signed up for okcupid
a guy offered to suck my dick for money
and then a girl was begging me for drugs
i don't go on okcupid now
ITT we post celebrities that are definitely robots.
Pic related, Andrew Eldritch of The Sisters of Mercy
>physically deformed
>wanted to fug lil boys
>rejected by family and society
>lived the NEET life in his last years
100% robot.
>addicted to drugs
>reclusive
>body wasn't discovered for two weeks, and only then because his accountant noticed that money had stopped being withdrawn from his accounts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJVECFG10c
hahahaha HAHAHAHA
Is it just me or is /r9k/ becoming one of the more ideological/memepushing boards on 4chan?
I think it has been for awhile now
/r9k/ was always meant to be an OC generator to begin with after all...
>>24667700
/r9k/ is garbage and has been for years. When I first started posting, you could at least have a discussion with other people about regular and ordinary topics. Now, the moment you mention "friends" or a "job" or "hobbies," retarded frog-posters just come around and yell "GTFO normie!" and try their best to drown out intelligent replies.
I honestly don't get the fun in basically posting from a script every day.
>>24667731
>>>/reddit/:) lol
Male feels. No girls allowed
>tfw always horny
>tfw you think with your dick
>tfw the amount of time, effort and money you put into getting laid is disproportionate to the amount of sex you actually receive
>tfw no gf because nobody wants an actual relationship with you
>>24667576
>tfw you finally have sex with a girl and immediately afterwards feel disgusted and lose all interest in her
>>24667576
Literally none of those apply to me, the problem is you, not the fact you are a "male".
>>24667974
maybe you have low test senpai
are you one of those 3DPD guys?
Is anyone thinking of going /fullElliot/ soon?
Give us a heads up?
Tell us why you want to do it?
>textless posts are not allowed
>cannot into textwall inside image
>lrn2deeplearningalgorythms
Hello FBI, how's your day going?
>yfw hfw mfw
Should I take up boxing robots?
I was thinking about it, maybe it would help me become more chad and less of an autist
http://www.livescience.com/1519-boxing-brain-damage.html
now, I'm not saying boxing practice is bad. I'd like to learn how to do it myself and have heard before that non-sparring martial arts are a waste of time. But do you really want brain damage?
>>24667546
I know a few normies who train boxing and other martial arts for years and never had brain damage
I just want to know how to beat people in fights, I'm tired of being a weak faggot
>>24667546
Only the pros end up with irreparable brain damage, amateur is ok.
>be me
>18 year old in school
>it's a mixed school
>percentage is like 98%boys 2% girl
>new girl arrives at our school
>she's a solid 7/10
>assumed she was your average stacie
>all the grills here are
>she wasn't
>wtf.jpg
>pretty nice
>talk to her and shit
>she joins our social group
>two months pass
>things changed
>she's a sly whore.
>fuck.exe
>starts to tear group apart
>have a completely autistic friend
>he slobbers over women
>think he's bent desu
>he invites her to some gay no alcohol faggotery group.
>she joins
>majority of the group joins bar me and one other guy
>an Irish man needs his drink
>it starts as subtle things
>starts to make shit about ppl
>invites the social retards into the group
>me and other friend see what's going on
>the retards go on trips with the club and promise not to drink
>Turning into complete ignorant cunts
>Starts bitching how I'm a loser for drinking
>have a pint on the weekends that's all.
>this bich never had a pint in her life
>find out she's extremely Christian
>crazy sorta type
>not all christanos are bad
>just this whore
>not good
>drew a pentagram on her copy for the craic
>she immediately scripples it out
>she doesn't say anything
>"it was joke"
>her and gang start to drift away
>all because of her not liking drink
>me and other friend see this shit unfolding
>it's upsetting as fuck cus I miss the other lads
>very little movie nights,camping,fun occasions
>all gets replaced by this bitch who hates beer and her stupid beliefs
>slobber fag and social retards worship the ground she walks on.
What do I do? She turned an unreal group of lads and fun into shit. Halp.
Where in Ireland you from my man.
Kildare reporting in.
>>24668780
Cork lad reporting in. How's the weather? Oh yeah wait. It's shit :D
>>24667456
Lol you're such a pussy I fucked four girls in 8th grade
Hey fellas, can we make a thread where people request/provide screencaps of deep or insightful past posts? Such as pic related but not necessarily woman bashing.
In particular I'm looking to read the post where some guy expressed his hatred of reddit by describing a hypothetical example of the Internet reacting to life being discovered on Mars.
having to constantly filter out people who have romantic feelings towards you that you dont share sounds maybe just as grating as having constantly humiliate yourself in the vain hope of attraction. its just i only have experience with the second so im only naturally empathetic with those who share that experience.
originaru posto desu
This thread has potential - I don't know why it died.
I need a reason to live, Robots
Befriend a guy who publicly humiliates you to make him look better. If you can stomach it, at least one dude can get some.
>>24667479
But that already happens
Donald Trump is going to be elected president in 2016, and you wouldn't want to miss his coronation.
Don't you want to see the wall?
Guys I've got a friend who's a disturbing amalgamation of chad and autist. He pisses me off and I never want to speak to him again, but I'm not sure how to go about this.
> has chad-tier strength
> gets pissed off easy
> spergs out the instant things don't go his way
> won't hesitate to use physical violence
> near immune to pain, have witnessed him in a fight taking blows without flinching
> better at fighting than me
> will probably go far enough to fuck me up permanently
> will not just go away after I fight him; he's the type who will decide that since he beat me, he can stay in my life and bully me
> because of chad traits, it's unlikely anyone will cross him for me
> he's fucking everywhere I go
I'm a skinny, weak beta who can, when he needs to, stand up and be alpha, but this guy is one of the few who actually frightens me. What do?
>confusing chad-tier strength with retard strength
It's like you want to lose. And why do you call him your friend if he's a dick to you? You put yourself in the beta position anon.
>>24667434
Chad strength isnt a thing, fuck off reddit.
>>24667484
I call him my friend because I haven't yet told him to fuck himself and that I'm not his friend.
This guys chad. He works out like mad every day; this is beyond normal retard strength.
>tfw rich NEET who lives in a rural area
>tfw just made a wagecluck drive 1 hour and a half to deliver me one box of fries, one box of onion rings, a delicious pizza, 10 chicken wings and a big bottle of sprite
>tfw didn't tip
>tfw he was mad as fuck walking back to his car
>tfw he slipped and fell
>tfw also payed with a fake dollar bill
ITT post anything related to normies getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>24667413
>rich NEET
we're gonna need to see some evidence before anyone cares
>>24667477
Fuck you
(original comment, don't steal)
bumpity bump
(original comment, don't steal)
Fapping Techniques thread?
Bonus points for home remedies. Hand is boring, sock is boring, into a wipe is boring.
What do you guys do?
>>24667325
stop fapping for a while
if it's boring, you're doing it too much and you're going to become addicted then go into a downward spiral (not just on your penis)
>>24667325
If you're not a cutlet, using lube is amazing. Just pull your foreskin back and use a gentle grip. Feels amazing.
>>24667359
Is once a day really too much?
How many layers of irony are you on /r9k/?
>>24667276
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now. my dude
im on over 9000 layers
>>24667276
Post ironic meming through the nth dimension
