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Stop using the word failed normie you fucking idiot. This isn't wizchan
>>24669138
stop being a failed normie you fucking failed normie
>>24669189
You did great for us. Thank you very much son!
>>24669138
Failed normies=redditors, tumblr users, sjws and people browse here and who say shit like "LOL i just come here to troll xDD"
I've started banging a new girl. She's nice and sweet and very sexy. But she's also a nympho and has been with more than 30 guys, I think she views sex as nothing special (which, although it feels special, it really isn't). I've been having fun but I have a tendency to get wrapped up and fall hard for girls that show me affection and sleep with me. How can I keep myself emotionally detached so that I dont get hurt when she leaves? (Without also creating a self fulfilling prophecy?)
Bumping t e x t 4 t h e r O b O t
A n y b O d y
This is original
Have you all branded me a normie undeserving of counsel
What are you gonna do about it kid?
ask him what the fuck his problem is, i guess.
>>24669015
wow, his jawline is so fucking bad
bend over and beg for more
The Internet should have never become as widespread and accessible as it is today.
>>24668969
The internet should become more widespread and accessible, today.
>INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY NOOT NOOT
My anus is currently bleeding
you're just using it for the wrong reason
>he got laid before you did
by who?
>>24669234
Or what, rather.
>>24668967
No he didn't, his uncle saw his youtube videos and got spooked that it was so similar to Elliot Rodger's that he had an intervention with him and made him remove his videos.
>"Do you promise you'll still be here when I wake up tomorrow? It's so nice lying here with you, when we're together I feel all my fears and worries floating away. I hope you enjoy my company as much as I appreciate yours Anon. I love you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM]
>you will never be in eighth grade in a Rittman, Ohio school and live in a long, narrow bungalow with a front door on its side with your mom who works at a cable company call centre and have your brother leave home when you were still a kid and he was seventeen and have him return occasionally and enjoy his brief visits for a while until each one becomes more awkward and tense as he argues with your mom and talks to her in a way that makes you cry and tell him to stop doing that without understanding the context of their arguments and have him come by one time and understand that he is to join the military and sit on the edge of his bed in the back bedroom with the frilly net curtain over the long low window near high on the wall allowing a little grey light and have him hand you a bunch of his playing cars that he collected as a kid and his catcher's mitt and a St Christopher's medal his dad gave him when he was still around and have him leave early to go drinking with his old buddies with the casual promise he'll see you before he leaves but have him not come home and go on with your life and its dull routine of enduring each school day and your persistent sensitivity and instinctive avoidance your old friends who are now smoking and getting drunk and hanging out with seniors and guys who dropped out of school and return home to find your mother waiting and have her tell you to phone a number written on the edge of The Daily Record while wiping her reddened eyes with a tissue and do so and find it's your brother and that he's in hospital and learn later when you're able to comprehend this sort of thing that he'd OD'd and that he'd gone code silver and been arrested and that the only reason he wasn't shot or sent to the pen is because the arresting officer recognized him from baseball practice where your brother and his son once played as friends
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7npXJLQOU]
>>24668953
Really? Awww how cute...fuck off faggot.
>you will never be sixteen years old in 1980s St Louis and live with your mom in a two-bedroom bungalow and have a white friend who lives with his parents nearby and walk to school together and both be quiet and vaguely pissed off about something neither of you can articulate but which causes you to be isolated from the majority of your peers and indifferent to the things they appear to value and spend your weekends listening to his parents' LPs which he brings over on his bike in his backpack and talk about how you could make music someday and begin to see it as a plausible thing to do since the music you listen by artists who are relatively well known in your region at least are all alike and considered lame by both of you and be eighteen and sit beside a shallow river on a concrete ledge with your legs dangling over the side passing a blunt back and forth before realizing that it isn't all that great as people make it out to be and recognizing that you don't want it to distract you from making the songs that you've been planning to put together into an album and recognize that despite being sceptical and a little nihilistic at times in regards to authority and imposed cultural norms you each are pretty conservative and that your high standards and self-discipline will benefit you in the long term despite it making you both feel isolated and prone to rejection at the moment
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg]
>when you just ask for pics of her titties but she keeps sending more and more
>>24668949
>idktfb
>>24668949
>when you just ask for pics of her titties but she clams up and stops talking completely
>tfw gf changes your tablet background to a picture of her topless
Where did it all go wrong /r9k/?
From the start? The whole past image thing was just that, an image. In real life that father was fucking his secretary and the wife was sleeping with their neighbor.
>>24668920
>tfw no 1950's loving wife and children
It was never right
We're all just guidance systems for genes -- happiness is the unattainable carrot
I see that some of you robots don't believe in God, or any higher being for that matter. Can you explain to me why? What made you come to this conclusion? I mean, there really isn't any indisputable proof that he doesn't exist.
>>24668919
I was born in a chrsitian family, have done the sacraments you're supposed to do (baptism, first communion, etc) and go to church sometimes, but i just can't believe in God.
Life is shitty and unfair. There is no way God would let this happen he wasn't evil. And if some evil superior being existed, why would i want to celebrate and glorify him ?
>>24668919
neither is there that he does
/thread
There isn't any indisputable proof that they do exist, so why believe?
>tfw 22 years old
I don't know about other anons, but ohhhh I feel like 22, too.
>>24668851
whoa are you me
whoa dude
22 has got to be the worst year. Too old to go to house parties and too young looking for the bars.
THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS
THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME
THEY'RE RAPISTS
>>24668806
DERE BRETTY GEWD!!!
ask a guy who exclusively jerk off to ungerage girls on omegle everyday anything.
Do you hide your dong under the table as you omegle? Because the Omegle mods now ban anyone who shows their pee pee unless if they are in the adult chat
>>24668577
>Do you hide your dong under the table as you omegle?
ban or not, showing your cock right away was never a good way to pull girls.
and to answer your question, i don't show my cock before they agree.
>>24668609
>ban or not, showing your cock right away was never a good way to pull girls.
back during what I'd refer to as the golden age of omegle this worked for me
but my just above-average dick looks a lot bigger on cam.
I got some good songs from a sad pictures thread yesterday and I love them. Maybe you have more?
https://youtu.be/YXzs9ip-Czs
https://youtu.be/2tC5lZN--TM
https://youtu.be/y_HPWKZHFa4
https://soundcloud.com/garbagetownusa/seacats-peace-of-mind
https://youtu.be/1Hzplb02i7Y
First one gets every time.
I feel to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEEX0Z32EPw
I deeply relate with those vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EulmU3mJYE
Lowdown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0wNrrqFZ
I will sing you songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHuBPe5_xxY
Death is the easy way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0wNrrqFZ
I cried with this songs, listen pls
post girls with cute feminine penises
>>24668356
well, time to jack off.
>>24668365
>Jacking off to fake tits
Prett low standards there senpai.
>>24668380
why you say they fake?
do asian girls like black guys?
black guy asking here
>>24668304
Only if you look like Sam Okyere, or if the Asian girl seriously wishes she was a white girl, and therefore wishes to burn coal.
>>24668492
really? well, I'm light skinned though,to be more specific, I'm a mulatto
Well im hispanic and ive fucked asian girls (4 of them). Its possible but hard. 1 chinese, 3 viets.
![zrw3u[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dh8iJVB.jpg "zrw3u[1]")
