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I think my Latin teacher is at a 4chan level of depression
illegitimi non carborundum.
You would be depressed too if you spent your life teaching what is basically a dead language.
>>24673495
no need for the qualifier "basically," it's the textbook definition of a dead language. Spoken in no country by no peoples.
who else /straightedge/ here?
>society has became so fucked you become isolated for not consuming garbage.
>don't drink
>don't smoke
>do legally prescribed benzos
Not sure if /straightedge/ or not.
Yeah it's fucked up.
Sucks at work some places the guys can't even stop using for the job and wait till they're off to start with that crap.
>>24673234
whats the point?
i used to be like that, when i was 15-16 i identified as "straight edge"
but it was more of a sour grapes thing where i didnt have friends or connections, never went to a party, never had an opportunity to try, so i just used that as something to feel better about myself for, and more than that, i felt superior to other people which is bullshit
i smoke weed that my dad buys, i drink on fridays and i tip that DXM sizzurp like once a month. you dont need a connect for that shit.
really, why are most straight edgers so insufferable and smug and up-their-own-asses?
Why do white people look like raw chickens during sex?
Why do black people look like burnt chickens during sex?
>>24673227
Are you going to samefag another thread?
I thought chicken looked like this
The key to a happy marriage? A tall husband: Couples with the biggest height differences found to have best relationships.
>be manlet
>get keked
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3341358/The-key-happy-marriage-tall-husband-Couples-biggest-height-differences-best-relationships.html?ito=social-facebook
All I need is a midget wife
>>24672927
Finally a solution to my issue
>midget porn
>>24672927
pls god bless me with a midget possessing an innie as superior as this
>mfw there are still desperate robots who believe that all men age like milk
No, most people age like shit. Unless you collect a lot of money and confidence or you're one of the few genetic exceptions, you will look less attractive after your physical prime as well.
>>24672850
All Men Age Like Milk
>>24672850
>aging like milk is a good thing
>>24672861
All Men Age Like Milk 2
>asked a girl from college out to the cinema
>she says "at some point!"
hmm
I can't even get that right... She said maybe at some point..
That's a rejection in case you autisimally thought she's actually interested in doing something with you.
>>24673846
I know she doesn't, but she said yes prior
>How are you doing?
HOW AM I DOING? HOW AM I DOING? YOU KNOW HOW I'M FUCKING DOING. I'VE GOT NO FRIENDS, NO JOB, NO GIRLFRIEND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING. THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN CHADobligatory REEEEEEEEE
>>24672700
>Why are you so quiet?
Why do people ask this? What answer do they expect?
>>24672760
They just want to see you spill spaghetti while trying to explain yourself. They do it for laughs.
>>24672760
Best response is to answer them with silence.
Time for Check Your Privilege Bingo!!!
sheeeeit guess I gotta go into slavery and c.u.ckoldery to repay blacks back
>tfw almost privileged
Second row seems like an easy bingo
>tfw you will never make an image macro that turns into a meme
This is supposed to be a good thing, right?
>>24672287
Yes, and no. Mainly no, though.
>>24672287
I edited an image that some guy began to post over and over on a certain /vg/ general
>>24672287
I started taking screencaps of DFW from one interview and it became a pretty big meme on /lit/ for awhile and I see them occasionally being posted on here
Serious question, why do you whiteboys get so buttblasted over these pics?
Cause the people in those pics are the userbase of /r9k/
I don't. It's quite funny to see /pol/ get mad about, god forbid, stereotypes.
White people are the primary group of people that can dish out but not recieve.
>b-but Zyzz was always a Chad!
topkuk tbhfam
>>24671888
Everyone knows he was scrawny before. The problem is he was always over 6 feet tall which by default made him a dormant Chad. If some 5'8 guy from here got /fit/ everyone just make fun of him and call him pathetic for over compensating.
He isn't even that skinny there, he still has visible biceps and shit, where as mine as just literally poles. I would have to work out for like 6 months to get to that, kek.
Also he just has young face syndrome going on there, because you know, he was much younger there so his face was more boyish.
>>24671888
>zyzz
>chad
pick one
What kind of music do you guys like to listen to? Im pretty curious to see if theres a variety of different tastes on here or if everyone simply gravitates to the same kind of shit.
>>24671785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTy1_nTVgE
I've been listening to this band mostly for the last two weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8
My favorite song, not memeing
I bet I'm the only one here desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO4hJZ5dXqY
flame family
> 18
> in the car with my parents
> they start lecturing me about how I need to get a social life
> the topic changes to girls
> "every time your mom and I go out, we see all of these attractive young women. Why aren't you getting some ass? We always see you look the other way when a woman is near. Are you gay?
> this shit again..
> decided fuck it, I'll tell them the real reason why I don't look at women
> "because I'm bitter. Every time I see a woman, I judge the fuck out of them because I know they will see me as a creep or will jump to a better guy she sees if we ever date. Happened to me millions of times."
> of course, they give me the whole "not all girls are like that! Just bee urself! :^)"
> Then my mom tells me "have you ever been through a heartache?"
> "yeah, I was in a LDR years ago. I met her irl once. Dumped me because she found someone better of course. Spent the next two years crying over her."
> mom says "were you sexually active with her?"
> *sighs* "no..."
> she looks me dead in the eyes and said "then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex" *laughs*
> I just sighed then looked out the window with tears in my eyes in silence for the rest of the drive
> shit hit me hard because I got BTFO by my own mother
Fucking hell...
>18 years old
>complaining about parents
GTFO kid. You dont even know what it means to suffer yet.
Time to buy that helium tank, anon.
I'll commit suicide if you commit suicide anon-kun
its literally all in the face. your existence is N O T H I N G if you don't look like him or someone of equal attractiveness.
It's really all in the cock
>implying he wouldn't be ugly if he didn't lift
>>24671772
I can shatter your argument in four wordsugly dudes get laid
no night time OP edition
Post your ORIGINALCONTENT waifu lads
>>24671252
That's the last time I make an OP two on the go again.just kill me now lads
>people posting about putting up their christmas decorations with their families on normiebook
>dozens of likes
must be nice
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