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>niggers can't even be racist against whites because the nogs are a pitiful race of fuck ups
Feels good.
Happy Decemener guis
>piggy back off the achievements of white men
>all their cuisine is just a bastardized version of white food made poorly
>get mad at whites for slavery even though it was their own kind that rounded them up and sold them off
>don't appreciate that whites stopped slavery
>don't realize white people out of all races treat them the best
It's funny isn't it.
>ITT Whitey mad
Would you date a woman who could beat the shit out of you?
If such a woman actually existed, sure.
>>24671520
Ronda with her Asian boyfriend
Only if I can order her to beat the shit out of everyone else.
Remember: People with Down syndrome are beautiful and should be celebrated...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPxj46YB8VE&index=726&list=UUay_OLhWtf9iklq8zg_or0g
...unless they're male
this only happens in people's imaginations
>>24671408
>Girls can be robots too!
>Implying that they can actually be forever alone
>Implying they haven't had at least one cock stuffed up their ax wounds at one point
My best mate just broke up with his girlfriend.
He's coming round mine this weekend, and we're going to go to some clubs with the intention of getting laid.
I'll be doing MDMA on top of the drink so I can socialise.
Here's the problem
>He's fucked 15+ girls
>I'm a 22yo KV
>He will pull
>I won't
>He will bring a girl back and fuck her in my bed
>I'll be forced to sleep on the sofa in the cold
Any advice? How do I lose my virginity, rather than spend another night alone.
ever been to a club before OP?
>MDMA on top of drinks
>KV 22 yo
You're going to have an autismal melt down, friend. Right now, you're inexperienced with concepts of social pacing, approaching, talking etcetera. You've never taken drugs around people either, so it's going to come off as a sloppy, inappropriate virgin.
Holy shit, dude. I hope the other people in the club are waxed on. You might have a chance then
make it a 3some OP
Can we have a thread going please, I feel like
crying myself to sleep today..
>>24671337
I hope you feel happier soon. Something that helps me to put things into perspective is knowing that everything is temporary. I don't have any funny pictures but have an internet hug! \o/
>>24671337
hey anon, I know it's not much but, hey, don't be like that *hugs*
This is going to be a long night.
*YAWNNNNNNNNNNN* *farts*
Oh, hey wagekek. NEET here. Didn't see you there. 5 pm already? I'm just waking up when your shift is over wagie. How does that make you feel? To know that I have been comfy in bed all day while you were wageslaving and taking demands from Mr. Goldstein?
Now that I'm up, I think I'll head over to Subway to get a personalized sandwich made just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist and come back and get comfy again.
As for you wagie, enjoy your few hours of relaxation tonight before you have to go back in for another shift tomorrow. As always, another day, another dollar.
guess its a good thing im a waste of flesh and have u job you fucking NEET
I live on the west coast, it's only 2pm
Shut the fuck up NEET scum
>tfw today I lost hearing in my right ear
Like my life already wasnt terrible, well there goes listening to music and playing vidya for me.
Brb suicide
Have you been to a doctor about this?
I hate the doctor's office and any clinical setting really, but I couldn't just give up music and vidya without a fight
>>24671202
switch your shit from stereo to mono and move the fuck on with your life. Jesus, calm the fuck down ya pussy
>>24671202
Wax plug. Happens to most everybody. You just place some wax-dissolving solution in the ear and it breaks it up. Alternatively, you can try dabbing a Q-tip in peroxide and very gently rubbing inside your ear. You just have to be careful not to push too far in, or with too much pressure. You can rupture your ear drum, which will leave you partially deaf for several weeks.
So robots what was your new year's resolution exactly 11 months ago? How's it looking? You've only got one month to go.
>>24671074
don't taint my angel of purity Cara with your shitty frog memes
>>24671125
it's not a frog it's a toad you silly
>>24671125
>>24671074
Yeah, dumb frogposter
Why don't ya'll just go full HXC? It seems pretty fucking Chad to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qS0ElXiiKw
im not straight edge but i like hardcore
this is probably my favorite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di74OcmCER8
>>24671137
Eh you don't have to be straight edge to like hardcore. Just look at all the dudes at any HXC show smoking in the front and drunk moshing
Also you have good taste anon, reminds me of Norma Jean a little bit.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
YEEEAHHEAAAAA
I FEEL HARDCORE
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
YEEEAHHEAAAAA
ALWAYS HARDCORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SMt7M
>putting your trust in people
>ever
>admitting your distrust , insecurities, and delusions to others
it seems fucking crazy...but sometimes we don't get a choice
Tips for bettering your life:
-never admit you're sad unless someone died
-even when you get cancer or some major injury, never complain about it (normies will try to reason that your situation isn't so bad because someone else always has it worse)
-don't talk about how 'all women are all the same' no matter how right you think you are . You'll come off as sexist and deluded.
-do not talk as if you have everyone figured out
-if no one is talking shit, then don't accuse or assume everyone is thinking bad things about you
Fembots. Why do women only give attention to Chads, then expect the guys they never paid attention to for years to wait around for them until they are done slutting it up?
They also decide at this time they aren't as interested in sex and become less adventurous; in other words they just want to live comfortable and get fat at this time.
Why can't women use their heads and realize. They should either choose one situation or the other. Either sex with Chads and be a spinster forever. Or live life happily with a guy who will be a companion as well as a lover.
Can't have it both ways senpai.
I'd like an honest female perspective here.
>>24671048
>Can't have it both ways senpai.
They can, they will and they do.
Because losers like you will orbit them and enable their behavior
>>24671239
Nah they usually end up as 40 year old spinsters finally ready to " settle down". I think maybe this idea we have of women is getting blown out of proportion. You only hear about the slutty ones. But what about the girls who have only had a few boyfriends in their life and never cheated. Some women are monogamous. Just have trouble finding the right guy. But what they don't realize is Chad will never be the right guy and they need to stop trying to change him.
first year of uni, i have no motivation to study and I have 2 important preliminary exams in the next 7 days, i want to fucking kill myself
thank you for reading my blog
Study so you can make money you fucking dumbass
Do something with your life instead of bitching about it.
You know who gets more pussy than Chad thundercock, rich white guys
That's what motivated me
Trust me working, hard at this will make you happy afterwards once you see a good mark, getting praised by teachers and shit
Good luck
If you can't pass the first year of uni (which counts for nothing, all you need to do is cruise) then you shouldn't have gone in the first place.
Trust fund baby here. I have enough money to never have to work, but not enough to do anything fun like travel the world or fly a helicopter. It releases just enough to pay for house, food, bills, internet, etc.
What should I do with my life?
watch animu read mango
>>24671017
same trouble here, i just got a degree but now im selling clothing just when i want, its not bad desu i got my junky car and my own place, can buy some alcohol and play mame feels good man
>>24671017
Do you have enough to afford building model kits like tonks and airplanes? Thats what I would do if I was in your situation.
/r9k/ UNIVERSITY thread
What colleges are the most /r9k/? Where did you (robots) go to college? What's /r9k/'s opinion on college?
i go to UCSD
if anyone wants to meet up
hit me up
Go 2 asu
Aka chad and Stacey central
Rutgers Camden, only decent place in the entire city.
How do you deal with the fact that literally every problem in your life can be solved by money, and that you can do literally everything worth doing in the world with money? That this is what the entirety of human existence has come to, nothing matters anymore because money trumps everything.
It's a thought that instantly nullifies everything else in my mind, a really stupid example that happened recently was that I was listening to some song where the lyrics were about some dude's love being far away across the sea or whatever, and this was somehow a problem, and I instantly thought to myself "yeah, they could just move in wherever in the world together if they had money" and the entire thing became completely meaningless, their thoughts, my thoughts, the human condition, art, love, all your aspirations become meaningless, you become meaningless.
Discuss.
But, OP... we are meaningless.
>>24670813
Reality lies in the struggle, not elsewhere. Hence the beauty of seeing someone you love whom you have been far from, or succeeding in a difficult task. What is more valuable, a great song you listen to or an average song you made?
Tbh at this point I'm not even sure what I would do if I had loads of money. A big house, some nice vidya, but then what? I'm struggling to think of a single thing that would truly make me happy right now senpai
