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It seems everywhere I go, it's populated by either couples or huge groups of normies and I can't help but feel like they're judging me. At class, everyone else sits with their friends but there's always a space around me where no one else ever sits. I've never had the courage to go to the cinema on my own, but the no singles policy pretty much sums it up. Even if it's something as simple as going for a walk, I get uncomfortable passing people, especially when they're in groups

Pic unrelated
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>>24669915
I'm the same, exactly with going for walks
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>>24669915
I don't actually do things, I go on walks in the outskirts of the city or in the woods, or I just sit on the roof of my apartment building.. I would really want to have the motivation or initiative to actually do things for and by myself...
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>>24669915
This might hurt more, but they're not really concerned with you. Although, chances are there are a few people in those groups that see you and think, "He seems lonely." Just know no one with an actual sense of compassion is actively judging you unless you're beating off under the table or doing something equally autistic.

Anyone else absolutely fucking hate reddit?
This cancer of a site destroys free speech
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>>24669909
R/ pens and a few other niche small subreddits are nice.
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>>24669909
nope but i sure hate tryhard faggots like yourself OP

stick to /pol/ you nigger
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>>24669909

idk senpai, desu it's a good aggregate of links homie

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> Decent looking
> Surprisingly charming/witty
> Not an autist
> Unable to drive for many reasons
> Never go on dates because obviously transportation is an issue
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> for many reasons
What are these reasons anon?
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I took my gf on bus for our first date.

I'm 27.
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Just take chicks to bars and use a taxi/uber.

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Some robots here disagree but that is fine, im not looking for friends. Let me tell you why I know the system failed me. That I should be the successful one making money but let me explain

Here is the background

>Be me 16, have 187 IQ actual genius
>Not going to graduate on time because of academic reasons
>bored to death from faggot teachers and the shitty homework and decide to drop out of school

alright before you judge me, you dont have a 187 IQ. I don't care about Shakespeare and What the capital of Spain is, it is not important and doesn't solve problems
anyway moving on

>have worked menial jobs like pizza delivery and gas station attendant
>realized last year these jobs are fucking useless and only morons take them
>quit quickly
>Now almost 29, funemployed and living at home with my parents and not working just smoking weed all day

So why me you ask. What do i have that makes me "entitled"

Why? Because im too good for this garbage shit. I know im smarter than the engineers and CEOs of the world, I should be making that much money, fuck a stupid certificate it means nothing.

I should be making money right now but the system told me i needed some bullshit certificate to do it. The college bros won I guess, a piece of paper means you are qualified. It doesnt mean jack shit, my chad bro is retarded basically but because he has a degree he has a job but not me?

How the fuck does this make sense?
Fucking hell im pissed, one chance and the world throws me this fucked curveball

I should have been taken out of school because of my IQ and put in a genius camp or something. Why the fuck doesnt this exist?

How did the system fuck you?
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>>24669849
3/10 bait
>187 IQ
>Thinks dropping out of school was the best for your career
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Social mobility is tied to universities. The system was designed to enable the intelligence, and that's why it must be changed.
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>>24669849
If you were really smart you actually would have gotten a degree or learned a trade. Trade schools aren't that expensive, at least in comparison to universities. At least you could've gotten an associates degree at a cheap community college.
Those "bull shit certificates" let employers know you have been taught the tools of the trade in what the degrees about. Instead you squandered your potential by taking menial jobs and not working your way up in any kind of corporate ladder.
Now it's harder to find a lucrative job without a degree than it was years ago I'll agree, but you could have at least tried.

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WHEN WILL THE NEXT SHOOTING SPREE HAPPEN?

How long will it be until another robot snaps?
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not soon enough familia
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What if it's happening right now OP and you're just not aware of it?
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>>24669846
What was the last guy's motive? The guy who shot up the PP clinic.
Was it planned or not? I've heard conflicting answers.

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Who else /Los Angelos/

I fucking hate this place. Post your Los Angelos feels (or feels in places similar to L.A.)
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>mimu
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>>24669816
At least you're a mexican in la. It sucks being asian and being keked left and right while your parents expect those straight a's in college.
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>>24669816

Whitey reporting in. I've been back for about a month, and I want to jump ship again. This place is a hole in the ground. The only reason I came back is because the weather is survivable here during the winter. I don't want to wait for spring, but I probably will before I leave again...

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Any femanon here dated a tall muscular guy?
I've been seeing one for less than a week and I constantly feel intimidated by him :(

Any tips?
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witness these dubs
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>>24669808
wow thanks -.-
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Peg him in the ass and establish dominance.

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Any other robots with chronic depression or dysthymia?

>tfw perfect diet, exercise routine, daily vitamins, sleep hygiene, meditate, self-help, but still feel like I'm hungover all day everyday
>Mom: "Happiness is a choice you make when you wake up every day. You need to get over this whole depression thing and act like a grown adult."
>Only escape is drugs
>Everyone thinks the reason they're better off than you is because they "work hard" and earned it
>Opposite sex avoids you because you're always either angry or sad
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Tell your mom you literally have a mental disorder and you need to speak to a psychiatrist and if she says no call a hotline
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>>24669789
I do see a psychiatrist. I've tried like 3-4 antidepressants but none of them did anything besides make my penis not work. Adderall is a temporary relief but your tolerance slowly sets in and you have to either constantly up the dosage or take it like less than 3 days a week.

Counseling/therapy helps cope with it but doesn't change how I physically feel.

Right now I feel nauseous as fuck with a headache and have given up on getting anything done today.
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>>24669757
>>24669892
Patrick Bateman over here.
Why do you think you're in this state? what's your own take on it?

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>tfw you've watched every good tv show/anime made in the last 20 years and you've got nothing else to watch.
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Are you watching one punch man?
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>>24669627
Start watching some films, my man
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>>24669627
read manga.

Watch all of naruto and bleach they're both long as fuck.

If you want a show with a waifu watch highschool dxd. Rias is mine.

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Help me robots
>be me
>dating girl for 3 years everything fine
>then meet a new girl through a group of friends
>become infatuated with her
>I can't stop thinking of her
>I break up with my girlfriend because I have feelings for this other girl
>I ask out the girl, and we start to date
>everything is great
>I feel like I've never been so in love
>a few months down the road it starts to burn when I pee
>go to the doctor, thinking nothing of it
>find out a week later it's the clap
>confront my gf, she cries and says it was a mistake
>forgive her
>now I find out from other people she's going on dates with other people
>she was about to move in my house
>break up
>find out the whole time we we were together she was sleeping with other guys
>just become broken emotionally
>over a year goes by and I look up both my exes
>both are engaged, both seem super happy
Idk why but that hurt even worse, seeing them happy.
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>>24669468
You just couldn't coast out the feelings, could you? You just had to be a woman-emulating faggot, didn't you?

See, it hurts because you know you fucked up and deserved what you got. You got kucked to the highest degree. What makes it even hurt more is that they're happy without you. Chances are what they have will fail down the road, but you need to focus on you now.

Next time, don't be a fucking sucker and fall for the next girl you become infatuated with while you're in a relationship. Be a man and suppress that shit.
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>>24669468
>I'm in a long-term relationship and someone new is appealing to me.
Your mistake was trying to catch the oxytocin dragon.
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>>24669468
You deserve it you stupid faggot.

I'm so sick of waking up with nothing to do. Is a job really the only thing? Thats so fucking retarded. They tell you when to sleep, when to be there, what to do, how to do it. I just wish I could wake up whenever the fuck I want and start making money with a skill or something
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>>24669400

Did you go to college? People go to college to figure out what they want to do for the rest of their life. Technically, you don't have to do anything with your life. Rich people sit on their wealth and just drug themselves on entertainment until they die old. Their friends only hang out with them because they have money.

Don't feel sad man. At least you're not a mud eater in africa or getting your dick blown in the middle east.
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>>24669400
Obligation is the key word. If you have people relying on you to be somewhere at a certain time, you are much more likely to be there. Jobs and school are one form of this, but I'd check out your local colleges, if you have any. Most clubs will allow you to join if you if you don't attend, and hey, while you're there you might look into taking a class or two. Start slow. You have your entire life ahead of you, and not everyone follows the progression of School, Job, Marriage, Death.
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Get a job somewhere you like
develop your abilities in an art or science
become a name in your chosen field
and voila, happiness

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I have a chance, robots.

What should I do?

One guy let me fuck his cute petite wife when he can suck my dick.
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The guy is an actual kekold. Go for it if you want.
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>>24669459
O-Ok. How does it feel to get your dick sucked by an 30 or 40 years old guy?
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>>24670023

Same as getting your dick sucked by a 25 year old girl.

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I was browsing 8 and I came across /fem/, which is basically a female only /r9k/. It's full of some pretty great may mays.
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Here's the standards of the lowest of the low girls
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Here's one more. Can you meet these expectations you filthy fucking dogs
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>>24669246
>>24669273
>>24669286
This is all just gay as fuck, and you're a faggot for bringing it here.

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>tfw no girl to do drugs and get fucked up with
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Is that blood on the mattress and the wall?
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drugs are for degenerates and normies
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>my gf wants to abuse alcohol with me
>tfw I have to disappoint her
>straight edge 4 lyfe
Am I just a huge pussy?

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Why is death the hardest thing to achieve?

Also, do you tip the pizza boy?
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>>24669174
>Why is death the hardest thing to achieve?
could have something with billions of years of evolution perfecting ways to keep you alive
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>>24669174
1. It's not, it will happen to us all eventually and will take no effort.
2. I don't have pizza delivered because it costs more money than picking it up yourself
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>>24669174
Yes you tip the pizza boy. He needs gas money

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