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I know you know
Who is this sex goddess?
>>24664810
It's kind of like a crying games thing, or the usual suspects.
I don't know the face, but I know the face's purpose.
I don't know the face because I, traditionally, masturbate to exclusively obscure fetish porn.
This however, has wandered into my knowledge the FIRST time someone had purported I knew the face. Only for me to sort out the joke thereafter.
I think I know, but I don't know where I know it from. I mean, she looks familiar.
Looks like pepe has finally gone mainstream.
it's real
http://blog.dennys.com/post/127447544258/medium-rare-pepe
>Teehee will always be pure
This is a great feeling~
>>24664804
that isn't medium rare
that isn't even medium
>job application
>please list 2 personal references
>please list 2 professional references
f-fuck. How am I supposed to get a job if i'm a shutin that hasnt talked to anyone outside immediate family in 3+ years.
Im not even applying to anything respectable. A literal McJob flipping burgers.
Does the world just hate shutins so much that when we try to change they give us bullshit obstacles like this that are nearly impossible to overcome?
Honestly for a fast food job they probably won't even care as log as you're not a convicted felon or something.
If its only a McJob you can try making them up. Many employers don't care enough to check references as long as they seem believable.
Just make sure there isn't someone answering the phone numbers saying they don't know you.
>>24664818
Are you sure anon?
Ive heard people tell of putting in 100's of applications without a single callback.
Furthermore, how am I supposed to get a callback? They require a phone number but I don't have a phone.
What's your end game?
I figure ill probably die sometime
>>24664786
getting these dubs
>>24664786
pulling out those 3 bottles of vodka keep in the drawer and going out of this world with a bang
You guys are trolling right? The pills are red and blue. Not grey.
Nah nigga it's white and gold
>>24664778
>Tfw I know they're gray
>looked up what the fuck this was
>Read article.
>Realize it's an oppy Iul.
>"Supposed to turn red and blue"
>Shit ain't workin
>Stare at the line between the colored backgrounds
>Slowly see faint color.
>hmmm
>Ight go back.
>Color becomes more vibrant.
>Come back here
>Shit is candyland cherry and indigo.
Fuck.
>>24664778
Grey. Now fuck off.
I'm not suicidal, but I know that I should die because I'm going to end up suicidal in the future. My future will be nothing but shit, believe me. Anybody else who have felt like this?
>>24664708
listen up faggot, there is litterally no point in existing, if you cant accept that then kill yourself now
>>24664708
Very forward thinking for your age.
This, OP. I'd admit that for some people it takes some learning process.
Anyone else feel like today is a good day to die?
I mean look at the date.For burgerlanders
>12/01/15
It just, looks so inviting. For what any of it's worth. It looks like a pleasing date to die on.
>>24664616
I dont know what it is, but the date does look appealing for some reason
I feel like every day is a good day to die. Too bad I never go through with it.
>tfw you will live to see another day
>keep throwing it off to do the next day
>mind will stop you just when you are about to do IT
what would you do if you woke up as chad for one day ?
>>24664554
Trick a billionaire spinster into giving all her money to me then when I become a virgin betaboi again I'll use the billions to get myself a 10/10 golddigging Ukrainian Stacy
The same thing I do every day, play vidya and watch animu
Masturbate furiously, for once not feeling like a loser.
So this happened
>be me
>be 18 y/o kv
>have a female friend I like.
>not sure if she feels the same.
>she's shy and awkward but we get along well
>have other female friend.
>we're really good friends
>She has a crush on me.
>attracted to her physically
>we kiss today.
>tell her I don't feel the way she does.
>She's upset.
>mfw I had a chance to have a gf and didn't go for it
robots, I realised today that having a gf won't mean shit. And that I'm more autistic than I thought.
Also kissing isn't particularly enjoyable, I think at least not initially.
Feel free to lambast me for being normie or an idiot.
>>24664536
>>be me
>>be 18 y/o kv
stopped reading, go to reddit
>>24664536
At least you have proven to yourself that you are likeable. Shoulda made it infront of the other grill tho
Normie and an idiot* but having a gf doesn't make your life suddenly better but it's nice to have someone to cuddle with, but if your happy with what you did then fuck other people's opinions. But I'm saying your a faggot
Who /tired/ here?
>wagekek
>unikek
>always sleepy and can't wait to get home to go to sleep
>get home
Can't sleep
>unikek
weed and excercizing helps
Whenever I try to sleep I keep thinking about all the things that made my day shit. I end up crying and then falling asleep out of exhaustion.
Why can't I stop thinking about how much I hate myself?
>feel very tired, body is stiff, should fall asleep easily
>close my eyes
>my eyes are dry and I can feel the heat of my eyelids and it fucking burns
>blink angrily for 15 minutes trying to moisturize
>eventually settle down and doze off
>jerk awake with a violent spasm moments later
>now stuck in some kind of barely lucid half asleep state where I'm so close to it that I'm nearly dreaming but just conscious enough to still be thinking thoughts like "fuck", perpetually suspended between worlds in the purgatory of my cold, dark room
I know it's entirely my fault because I've had no sleep schedule for months, flip flopping between sleeping at night, or for only, some of it, or through the day, or intermittent naps.
>what kind of circadian rhythm u want?
JUST
>"I'm right-wing."
>>24664522
>the free market will fix it
>>24664522
>>24664558
These right-wing fedoras are so silly---not like us, hehe.
>>24664522
>I suck bernie sanders cock
Do you hold doors open for women?
I do but I can't look at them in the eye so I just tilt my head away while they say thank you and probably look beta af
>>24664455
Oklahomo here, I hold the doors for everybody and make eye contact bc I am not autistic
>>24664504
this, except for the oklahomo part
>>24664455
I did. I also looked at them, but they just made sure not to look back and always seemed to have that annoyed look, as if i was trying too hard. Neither did they say thanks, btw. Now i make sure to throw it in their face.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/12/02/three-reasons-why-its-okay-to-be-a-girly-girl-in-japan/
>Article about how Women are actually Women in Japan
>look at comments
>see this
BASED JONATHAN
BEST JOJO
Femininity is a slave mentality. Of course, since robots are themselves slavish in near every regard, that just means they will hate you even more. Only a tyrannical master will get a slave's respect, another slave or, god forbid, a manumitter appears disgusting to and unworthy of them.
ROASTIES GETTING TOASTY
SJWS BTFO
>>24664486
Fukkin kek
I read that site all the time. Based Jonathan for representing robots in comments.
How the FUCK are we supposed to compete with THIS?
Jamal isn't like Chad. He fucks 3/10s as much as he fucks 10/10s. We're doomed.
>>24664391
this is accutually pretty impressive, he's like an Olympic athlete
Shane Diesel is the man
who that girl
When was the last time you truly gave a shit about something?
Finding good looking anime pics 10 mins ago.
>>24664354
gtfo normie
original original
>>24664354
about 20 seconds ago when an anon said he was sick and being abused
i haven't gone a whole day with feeling like nothing matters in a long time
i wish i could be a scientist and help bring back dead people one day. imagine if humanity was peaceful and dedicated all their efforts towards advancing science. i want a supercomputer and 3d printer that can run a simulation of the creation of the universe up to the current time and print out a person, bringing them back to life.
