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Does anyone else have to do certain things at set times?
For example, I have to eat dinner at 7pm every day, and I schedule the times I smoke to be exactly 2 hours after the last time.
>>24665466
sleep everyday at 20:30
Take blood pressure pil at 9:00 am , skype date 1130 am , 3:30 pick up brother from school. 8:30 pm dinner. Sleep 11:45 pm.non work days
Repeat
is that the girl with the ass video ?
if so , were you find pics ..
>yfw you bust a nut
Point of no return achieved
mostly this...
anyone understand?
>>24665420
i truly truly truly, truly cummed
"Anon, do you ever feel like the days move on so slowly, but the years move on too fast?"
No literally never now give me that hug and 5 dollars hoe.
I feel like every second is as long as a century, even merely existing tires me.
>>24665361
God why is she so cute
>tfw no katya
>taking a shit in uni bathroom
>forgot to lock door
>hot grill walked in on me
walk in on her in the toilet too, so you are even
>>24665253
did you get a blumpkin?
that's very interesting, do you have any more of that story?
>We will never have another leader this great
>>24665249
Agreed unfortunately
>lost most important war of his century
>great
Miss u hitler-sama
Is anyone else /silent/ here?
>vocal cord damage so weird sounding voice
>always made fun of for it
>being quiet is pretty much a conditioned response at this point
>>24665245
I was a mute until I was 9. Everyone thought I was mentally retarded until I told everyone to go fuck themselves.
The people making fun of you can go to hell in a hand basket.
take advantage of this, OP, become a mute
most people will make jokes but as long as you act like a respectable person you'll gain some cool points
Voocaroo your voice op?
Official No fap december thread. Get in here degenerates.
Do some pushups fag.
I failed no fap November but I won't fail this time
>>24665834
Protip : don't touch your dick unless you are showering, pissing or if it's in an uncomfortable position.
>be at dentist getting haircut
>his boobs touch your face
made me laugh desu original comment
lol
blocks
best thread today
/r9kave/ thread
>Be me
>Stay in cave all sun movements
>Painting on cave
>Paint picture of a sad frog
>Chad thunderock breaks in cave with sharp spear
>Steals food and rock
>Stand there in front of cave painting
>He see sad frog I drew
>He say " I use this now , is now called sad toad"
>Reply with "o-okay"
>Berrypickerasfuck.cavepainting
>no laws forbidding murder
>kill chad
>take his women
>live happily ever after
>>24665233
>lying on public cave paintings
>>24665233
>no laws forbidding murder
>go to kill chad thundercock in his sleep
>upon approaching his cave I see the fire hasn't been put out
>hmmmm.cavepainting
>upon entering realise he isn't asleep, but is participating in a mating ritual with 5 concubines
>he sees me
>oh shit.wallscratching
>he runs at me and grabs me by the throat, lifting my weak manlet form high above him
>"I kill you now" yells chad, the concubines masturbate and coil around each other in the background
>chad throws me to the ground
>as I regain consciousness, I see chad has returned to his harem
>I get up to escape, but chad sees me and runs in my direction
>excited screams come from the girls as he grabs a large rock and goes to bash my skull in
tl;dr kekoldry
Can we have a rare :^) thread?
fuck out of this board. you shit.
>>24665213
>>24665202
This is a dubs thread now, go check 'em
>>24665213
>>24665202
>>24665304
Check this, hater.
>I met a really cute man today.
>He was 21 and really down to earth and an ex stoner.
>We shared a lot of things like political and social opinions
>I invited him on a beer.. Or rather 5.
>We talked for hours and hours while listening to loud music.
>Really connected with him a lot, for a guy I have known for less than 24 hours.
>Mfw he has a girlfriend.
stop urself ur not worth anything
>>24665159
1. Kill gf
2. ...
3. WIN
>>24665195
OP here.
I know, just felt like sharing the fact that we are all stuck her. Being relationshipless anons who shouldn't exist in modern society.
Who else is weirdly /alone/?
>know a ton of people, seen in good light and as a friend by many, school or work.
>don't ever want to hang out with any of them, rather be at home playing vidyas.
>not nice to people but they still like me.
>miraculously have live in gf who heeds my beck and call.
>she basically let's me control her social life though, what she can do and who she does it with, what she says to her friends.
>live vicariously through her.
>still feel overwhelmingly empty inside with no best friend or even friends to play vidyas with though.
>>24665091
I am EXACTLY you.
>in a fraternity
>live w/ gf who does everything for me
>she has almost no social life
>pretty well liked @ uni and in general
For some reason that I can't pinpoint ive been feeling depressed for about 2-3 years now.
>Ignoring friends
>never go out anymore
>vidya much more
How old are you?
More info? (I want to see what else we might have in common)
>>24665091
same 2bh
>know a ton of people at uni
>always sit alone at the back so nobody talks to me
>do everything alone because i can't stand relying on other people in group projects or work
>never tried to fit in, always literally 'b-ing myself'
>wear unfashionable but comfy clothing all the time
For me I think it's one part not giving a shit and the other part is just my mistrust of other people.
>people at work and school generally really like me
>always asking to hang out
>usually get too drunk to drive and end up passed out on my floor
>have to come up with some stupid excuse that night or the next day
>drunk dial other people to hang knowing that I'll probably bail on them too to get drunk or high
>tfw turning out just like my mom
save the princes robots
Meh, 2 e z
gosh darn black knights
>>24665087
>no shield
Throw pointy shit at this knigga
I'll have therapist for first time today but she is a woman, should I reconsider and ask for a dude ?
Any experiences with female therapists? I doubt they can understand feels
>>24664972
This kind of shit is why nobody likes You.
>>24664992
That's pretty rude can you explain yourself
>>24664972
if you just need to vent and be heard: chick
if you need solutions: dude
Why hello there wagecvckies! It's the first of the month, and it might as well be a holiday for us NEETs, because we have all just gotten our NEETbux.
To celebrate, I went out and purchased a foot long subway sub made fresh, just the way I like it by a well qualified sandwich artist.
What are you up to today fellow NEETs?
Oh, I almost forgot wagies! Another day, another dollar.
Ciao!
I'm starting to think this is just Subways trying to advertise on /r9k/
>>24664979
Jared diddled kids. We're all lonely permavirgins with money.
Safe demographic.P.S. it's working. I want Subway now.
>>24664918
>220 dollars
lol I'd rather be a wagie than celebrate $220 a month and a subway sandwich.
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