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>tfw accepting that there's something wrong with my brain
I'm going to see a therapist for the first time today. I'm nervous and don't know what to say. Are there any topics I should avoid? Any robots been to one of these?
I went once and she said I should be proud of myself and now? Well let's just say the weather looks like HEIL.
"accepting" that there is something "wrong" with your brain is the first step towards locking yourself in the patterns you are in
go to the therapist and bring up that you need advice on how to make yourself happier from moment to moment. don't depend on them to do everything for you. don't take medication.
read a lot. eastern spirituality and western philosophy. dont worry so much.
>>24663329
You seem like you know what your talking about. More advice pls.
One of my coworkers found out im virgin. How fucked am I?
>>24663180
Not fucked. Unless you've been going around talking yourself up as some sort of player.
>>24663180
She's probably informing the FBI that there is a class I threat level sexual deviant at her workplace and telling your boss that you're 'creepy' as we speak.
>>24663180
How did they find out? You must have told them
December edition
no its not done yet.
just noticed my friend shaves his armpits
does that mean he's gay?
armpit hair is super gross and sweaty senpai
>>24663170
Posting in this thread because the guy puts so much effort into the images
I don't care about the OP image edition
>Poleaboos dad told him to try to look for a job
What does he think he has been doing for the last 2 months?
1st for pakis out
>>24663152
Did he make a new blog?
His old one he hasn't posted on since September
>never had a gf
>virgin
>no contact with females for 2 years
>delve into degenerate fetishes
>finally get gf
>fuck her
>degenerate fetishes leave, normal ones stay
weird how that works pham.
>tfw get horny from watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTmgXJzKS0
>>24663085
this is actually relieving to hear
>>24663128
That's more cute than sexual. Plus, the music makes it seem romantic.
ANON HUHUHUGGHGHGHHGH MMMMMMPHHHH I'M SO HMHGFHFMHFP HORNY JHMDFHDHFMPPPMHHHH FUCK MY FACE MMMHMMHMHMMPPPMMMMMPHPPPHHHHH
imagine punching her swollen parts.
all that squishy shit and puss exploding out of her face.
mfw
f
w
>>24663110
that doesn't look squishy at all. It looks boney
What is it with nigs and vine?
Niggers have short attention spans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBjf8T5k6Mk
>>24663043
ding ding ding ding
>Used to get bullied by this chad everyday when I was in high school. This was 5 years ago.
>Today I find out this chad now has a qt 3.14 gf, works at Google, and by his pics on kikebook, seems to "love life"
>"bullies are just sad losers who'll be working in dead end jobs", they said
>"karma will always hit back at those bullies", they said
>mfw
>>24663001
you have to BE the karma
>>24663001
I was the bully and and now I'm a friendless kv neet
>>24663030
baka-desu-senpai
What are some problems you face on a daily basis? Post them and I'll give you some advice if I can.
>>24662919
i can't focus what do?
>>24662956
Well, I had the same problem for a while. Did some research and it turns out soaking my brain in dopamine by masturbating everyday was what was preventing me from focusing properly. How often do you pleasure yourself anon? (with masturbation/drugs)
>>24662983
once a day on average
>Why do you hate Christmas, Anon?
everybody keeps asking about my grillfriend
then ignore me to go talk to my chad cousin and his grillfriend.
It's a pagan holiday.
>>24662941
This pretty much
HURRRR NOT ORIGINAL DUURRRRR
Can the Mods sticky this please?
"I did laps around or at my mother's backyard as a way of venting my anger, sometimes swinging around my crutches as if theywere swords, slashing at all of the enemies Who has wronged me in life"
>>24662871
so beautiful ;_; why did he have to leave us?
he was the hero we deserved
>>24662871
>admiring someone this autistic
what is your honest opinion on ISIS /r9k/?
Brown savages
Better than Saudi Arabia
I like them desu. Destroy western society and shit. Fuck it, the only people they kill are normalfags so let em play.
Lets get it started goys
You can't touch your benis til next year :^)
pedobear's more yesfap desu
>>24662786
I'll try again this month, maybe I won't forget I'm actually doing it this time.
Me desu senpai, although my main focus will be on not looking at porn, not fapping will be a secondary objective. In the past I've made it to two weeks but never anywhere close to a month. Would be happy to acheive that for December.
ITT: We post only highly obscure/ hard-to-understand feels and try to beat each other.
I start
>tfw you will never be a master LEGO builder
>tfw you will never be an Art Nouveau/Jugendstil architect
>tfw you will never die for Kaiser and Vaterland
>>24662742
>tfw you will never be a master LEGO builder
Iktf bruh, seeing cool stuff on the interwebs just makes me sad that i cant do that
>>24662742
>she will never bring you a higher love
>>24662742
>tfw you will never be a master LEGO builder
this one got me
>22 5'7 manlet
>live with dysfunctional parents
>step dad hates me, limits personal freedom
>no car
>no college
>busser in a fancy restaurant
>good pay, walk away with $60+ each shift
>in addition to 8.90 an hour
>will be able to move out at this rate even after paying rent
>things looking up for a whils
>develop cough
>weeks pass still don't get better
>suddenly have trouble breathing at night
>cough incessantly lungs wheeze
>can only sleep at some weird angle that stops lungs from closing up
>its ok i can still work
>notice rash on hands one morning
>probably nothing
>walk home late as shit after closing like every shift
>get home feel strange sensation
>suddenly hives all over body
>spend the entire morning after cleaning room with disinfectant
>hives go away, think im safe for now
>after work, guess what? Hives fucker
>get only a couple hours of sleep a night
>mind racing and anxious, no calm no peace
>still need to work so i do
>this goes on for several days
>cant work like this
>interview for 2nd job today
>mfw been coughing like a leper struggling to breath no sleep bursting with red bumps in between work and sleep
I don't know how long my bodys gonna last guys. Im lonely. I tried
Or you could go to the doctors
>>24662737
not going to doctor when cough persisted? you did this to yourself
Why not go to a doctor or at the very least google your symptoms. What the fuck is /r9k/ going to do for you? Sounds like anaphylaxis to me tbqhf.
