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If other people are failed normalfags, I was a "failed Chad." For a brief period of time, I did all of the right shit: exercise, sleeping right, eating right, dressing well, not being a sperg, and it was amazing while it lasted. I'm a teacher.
>girls sticking their tongues out lasciviously at me and otherwise generally flirting outrageously with me even when their boyfriends are there
>girls making excuses to grab my arm or hands
>girls pushing their breasts into me "accidentally"
>girls making excuses to talk to me in the street
>my female boss going redfaced around me and putting on a cutesy nervous voice
Then me being me, my discipline failed and now I'm an un-confident, fat, unpopular piece of shit.
If there are any Chads here, remind me. Remind me of what I've lost, and may never regain again.
In b4 get out Chad, you have no idea how painful it is to get a brief TASTE of the Chad life before fucking it up out of laziness and not having your mind right.
>>24660943
Start lifting again then, fatboy
I just finished squatting and OHPing an hour ago
What's stopping you, fatty?
For me, reading the threads here help me to stay the course. Their pathetic nature is a reminder of what not to be.
I was pretty alpha in middle school. Girls rode on the back of my bike to get pizza with me or I'd take them to starbucks. Lost virginity in 8th grade. Record setting swimmer in my state and had very good grades.
Move to city on the other side of the country go to high school with very hard entrance exams and a great sports program. Turns out my record breaking swim times back home won't even get on the junior varisty team in California. I get shitty grades and suck at sports get depressed and have no confidence until senior year. Discover alcohol and start talking to girls again and get muscles back from swimming.
Go off to college and prepare all summer to be Chad Fratbro. Freshman year I start dating legit 9/10 love of my life everything is perfect. She makes me want to succeed and get good grades and take pride in myself. She goes home for christmas break and cheat on me with her high school boyfriend.
Fast forward 4 years. I dropped out of school, got fat, depressed, work as a waiter and play video games all day.
How many women have you had sex with that wanted it, and didn't require money.
For me: 5
Pic related is one of them.
>when I was 18 I was a KV and I was super angry and sad about it. Even tried to kill myself with pills but failed. I then decided to make it my goal to fuck 100 women (no hookers obviously).
I'm currently 27 and I'm at 98. Gonna have a party at 100.
>>24660973
How did you learn how to talk to women?
How do you dress? Grooming tips?
>>24660917
14, going on 15 this week-end, will be my second non-white.
>tfw been craving weed for like a year but socialiy retarded and no dealer anymore
it was literally the only thing that brought me happiness
>>24660839
Lel iktf.. I still can call my dealer but it is a w k w a r d af.
just ask some brown people, what could go wrong?
if you were truly an unhappy person weed would just make you realize really how unhappy you are and make you worse off. once you do reach this problem cocaine is far better
>go to /lgbt/
>lurk for an hour
I'm glad I'm just a relatively sane social outcast with no issues like "people think I'm a man because I have a penis"
>be three years old
>mom introduces me to a friend's child, says I'm a boy
>don't understand why she didn't say I was a girl
>try to ask my mom why I'm not a girl, not really capable of expressing myself well and she laughs it off
>gets explained to me that I was born a boy and have a male body which makes me a boy, accept it
>ok for a while
>age 6, start to feel deep confusion about my body
>question constantly why I'm not a girl without any real provocation or reason
>kicks into overdrive when I'm 9, start to have severe anxiety about changing during puberty
>after going to several therapists, accept that I have gender dysphoria. don't want to transition because I don't want to be different, a freak, or disappoint my family
>no matter how much I try to bury the feelings, how much I try to 'man up' over the years, how much I accept that I am a man, I can never get rid of the intense, irrational need to be a girl
>decades of research shows that you can't get therapy to make this feeling go away, you can't take pills for it, the only thing that helps *sometimes* is to transition, which doesn't make it go away but makes it more bearable
>therapists advocate for this now (last 10 years) because it is the ONLY proven thing that improves the quality of life for people like me
>now that I'm an adult public is aware of this issue for the first time thanks to the internet
>transtrenders and attentionwhores and tumblrites have made people like me a giant laughingstock
>millions of people who would have never heard about people like me now want people like me to kill themselves or get murdered
>all I want to be is normal, and if I can't have that than at least be happy
>can't be normal or happy
CIS police have been notified of your gross privilege. Expect a knock on your door in...
3
2
1!
THIS IS T.U.M.B.L.R. squad #67
YOU ARE ACTING IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL FEELINGS PROTECTION ACT
PUT YOUR ABLEIST APPENDAGES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
YOU HAVE THE PRIVELEGE TO A CASTRATION BY WOMYN
YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REBLOG POSITIVITY POSTS
ANY SIGN OF PENIS POSSESSION WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN SAFE-SPACE
>>24661194
kill yourself.
in hell you can be any gender
in heaven, your body will be genderless
I lost my virginity last night. I fucked her no condor but I still couldn't cum. She felt bad I couldn't cum when I made her cum 4 times. I wasn't even nervous so I don't know what happened.
You probably couldnt relax your muscles and didn't notice because you were caught up in all of it. Next time take a deep breath and relax your lower stomach and asshole
>>24660806
It's because you're circumcised and have been death gripping what's left of your desensitized dick.
>>24660908
where do you people come up with this shit
or maybe I mean why idfk
What do japanese girls taste like?
Shrimp fried rice, don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
>>24660802
soy sauce familio
>>24660802
almonds
I'm not even fucking with you.
I want to go quit my job today.
It's a temporary Christmas job but the hours are too many and I can't keep up with my studies
I did ask them to reduce my hours before but they didn't do anything.
I just want to quit, but they are going to be so pissed.
I would just turn off my phone and never go there again, but my mum knows people who work there.
Am I being stupid?
>>24660784
If they are going to be pissed it is their own fault.
If you need to study then quit.
You have worse things ahead of you, this stupid shit cannot stop you.
Now go show them!
>>24660985
I'll get out of bed now and go do it. I'll report back. Don't close this thread.
I'll be an hour or so.
Just out of the shower. bumping so it doesn't die when I get back.
Thanks, personal blog.
Would you settle for used goods?
>>24660721
REV UP THOSE FRYERZ
sure.
8
>>24660721
>liking 3dpd
Its this year...
who currently up and can't sleep here
me
I want to sleep but I'm having lewd thoughts about my friend and they won't go away
>>24660685
go on...i'm listening...
The ride never ends. I took my vyvanse at 11am but still can't sleep at decent time. Finding out tho that r9k is a great place when you have no one to talk to but your up at night and your brain needs to be engaged in something
>neighbor playing music at 1:19 AM
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP
Fuck man, sleep deprivation is one of the worst feelings ever. For the entire month of November, an ice cream truck has been driving through my apartment complex. It seriously takes him 20 minutes to drive through, because he idles in various spots and just waits for kiddies. I work nights, so this usually happens when I've only had about 6 hours of sleep. November was shit only because of that reason
>>24660594
>supposed to be sleeping by 1.19 AM
>calls others "normalfags"
>>24660594
Its 5 am and I gotta sleep and my parents are gonna be loud as fuck in the morning I just move to the couch and get high a lot
How do we protect white women from the non-white hordes?
How do we stop race mixing?
Should we execute white women who race mix, the non-white men they mix with, or both?
Should torture be used?
Why can't other races just stick with their own women, why do they have to want ours?
Make them fuck a lot of black guys to get it out of their system.
Yeah, that'll work.
>>24660526
That whore should be hanged.
as a fellow white gut I can kinda agree at this point white pussy was made for niggers dick
TeII the truth, would you?
>>24660511
>tfw trap has bigger dick than you
>>24660511
Would I voluntarily become an AIDS-ridden faggot?
No, no I would not.
>200 word essay due in 4 hours
>haven't even started
who else /fucked/ here?
i just barely did an 800 word essay in 4 hours. I barely finished it a minute before it due. The ending is complete shit. I fucked my self out of an A
>>24660490
>10 word essay
>due on Ragnarok
JUST
>>24660490
Fuck off it was my turn to post the essay meme today
Tyrion is undeniably a /robot/
>rich af
>robot
>>24660534
Lannisters are bankrupt, anon. Pay attention.
>fucking deformed
>still had some pretty teenage girl fall in love and marry him
>even medieval stacy sansa thinks fondly of him
His dad kuking him evens it out though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
What does /r9k/ think of psy's new song?
I like it tbqh
>>24660463
You should probabIy kiII yourseIf
>>24660551
Pls no bully
(unoriginal as fuck)
>>24660562
i'll bully you all fucking day if i want to you pussy ass bitch
