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Remember when you were called 'geek' or 'nerd' against your will?
Remember when people didn't want to be called a 'geek' or a 'nerd'?
Remember when 'geek' and 'nerd' meant something?
It makes my blood boil when women use these words about themselves without any idea how much shame and pain they used to cause me.
>>24661422
I guarantee you those two in your pic have been called way worse things than "geek" and "nerd." They've probably been spit on, screamed at, and physically assaulted. Yet everyday, they still go out in their white shirts on their crappy bicycles and try to change people's minds. Why do they do it? There was a time when the U.S. Govt. itself massacred these people and forced them into the desert. Why don't they just get the fucking message?
>>24661487
I think religion and believing everything you do is right and just can help you very much to deal with things on a psychological level. Anxiety and depression mostly start when there is self doubt.
>>24661487
By hating on Mormons, you're only deepening the scism between them and normal people. Mormons probably wouldn't be so fundie, weird, and popular if they'd been treated like something to be ignored in the first place rather than scorned.
How do I get a slightly below average gf like legochan?
idk she seems to be slightly above average desu
I think the unshopped one looks way better. I don't even think she looks strange. Our kids probably would be pretty good looking if they had mother with such a jaw, consid w ring I have more of a weak chin and she a very strong pronounced one it would create some healthy middle ground.
>>24661453
Look at the shape of her traps and shoulders. Jodi's body is built for power.
there's a long standing /r9k/ group that has around 20 people, occasionally we post here for other robots to join.
Anyone can join, including females. Orbiters and anyone who attracts orbiters will get kicked. If you are a chad or if you speak over everyone else and make it impossible for conversation to be had you get kicked.
It turns pretty chaotic when there's a thread, it usually calms down after a few days because people get kicked/leave. Usually, these threads end up with 1 or 2 people sticking around for good. We have a thread maybe every 2 weeks to a month.
No mic or cam required. We have voice chat often, sometimes a few of these faggots get on cam. You're more than welcome to join the call and just silently listen. Voice chat is fun, but no one is going to be upset if you don't use it.
Add shutthefuckuplori to be added. If you aren't added right away, i fell asleep or something. Just let me know you came from here and you'll get in.
hey, check this out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YkIOurYH9t
>>24661364
I CAN TOP THAT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2CGrxrMJm
if we're going to post vocaroos, have this gem that was given to us by one of the members of the group
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bYACLhYYr1
Who here was #promking but now a robot.
>>24661286
At my school they gave the prom king to the biggest autist out of pity. Kind of felt bad for him at the time. But he's probably doing a lot better than me now.
>>24661286
i can tell you who was prom king and a robot
We wanted the prom king back like 10 years ago to be some autistic kid who wanted to be a bus driver so bad, like that was his only aspiration.
He would brag about riding the bus for free and wanted me to make him a mixtape, the best part was his bus pass said he was mentally disabled and that's why he got to ride for free.
He had the bus driver's jacket and had a really weird mustache that kinda made him look like mario.
The school wouldn't let us make him the king.
who /noongar/ here?
implying noongars browse /r9k/ topkek
>not just calling them boongs
I once owned a VN commo that I drove into the ground and some abos took it off my hands for $500 and immediately started hooning it.
The money they gave me looked like it had been in a nuclear fallout.
how do we get rid of the neets on /r9k/?
>>24661236
You can always leave, normie.
mook likes making new boards, how bout /n9k/
>>24661236
vote for any and all measures that call for those on welfare and other income services to perform mandatory community service and/or get cut off after a certain amount of years.
We need to put these people to work by any means necessary
>get on bus to go to psychologist appointment
>just on time to be 5 minutes late
>take bus directly there on busy street because I didn't leave early enough to go a different way on a less crowded bus
>take a window seat because otherwise people touch against me with dirty bags and stuff
>usually always keep an eye out so I can gtfo and stand or get off the bus if someone who makes me uncomfortable tries to sit next to me
>watch people board bus 2 stops later
>look out window after I think everyone got on
>suddenly feel someone take seat next to me
>look and see fat retarded looking man wearing a very dirty jacket
>a corner of the jacket is touching the side of my pants
>give him disgusted look and say "let me out of here"
>pull the cord and get off the bus
>walk home and change my clothes
>call psychologist
>he is very patient and understanding, stuff like this has happened before
Absolutely disgusting. I know there's little chance of me getting sick form someone's jacket touching me, but because it literally looked like it was pulled out of a dumpster, I felt uncomfortable with it touching me, and needed to change my pants to alleviate that discomfort.
BASWANZA :D
>>24661220
butt seriously dough
>>24661188
If by German you mean Mudslime (who am I kidding, of course you do) then yes, it's completely normal.
Congratulation anons, you all live in the best times possible!
>>24661177
dubs desu and srs tho there isnt anything else to do but play video games and get high all day
>>24661177
>dubs x3
I was not even planning this, but I guess truth speaks for itself
And remember, our ancestors had it worse than us because diseases existed.
>eyes look sad all the time
ITS HAPPENING GUYS! It's this the last stage of depression? After 7 years I think it is, the end is near I can feel it.
>>24661166
who fucked my poor baby wojak up?
>>24661170
that mean old pepe from down the street
>>24661211
Shits not right senpai.
Wojak uprising when?
>Tfw women have life on super-ultra-high-mega-easy-tutorial-mode
>Tfw guys aren't allowed to have problems
>Tfw guys have to be 6'6, make 300000k per second and become a mega muscle monster while women can just exist
>Tfw women genuinely believe "b urself" will work
>Tfw it's slowly becoming illegal to be male
>Tfw men are invisible
>Tfw resented for wanting to improve and not be suicidal
>Tfw people will post "hurrrr deal with it neckbeard rapist!"
>Tfw when a woman has high standards it's "nature" but a guy it's "creepy" unless he's super chad
>Tfw can't wake up
>>24661143
This meme tho.
Srsly tho, just because women dont want your pathetic arse doesn't make them picky.
>>24661242
roastie/kek tho
>>24661242
>Men suffering
>Meme
I want to sleep and never wake up.
>>24661122
You and me both anon...
>>24661122
>>24661201
Sleep together then double suciide
I tell people this and they're always like "so you want to die?" No, goddamn it! I don't want to die; I want to sleep forever. Why can't normies just understand the fucking difference?
>you will never see how things will be in 100, or 200, or 1000, or 64000 years
this makes me furious
who cares
i'm tired of life already, I don't want to multiply my lifespan.
>you will never wake up in a fantasy world with an elf qt gf and go explore the woods together
this makes me doubly furious tbhfambotz
>>24661088
Humanity will be wiped out within at least 300 years, probably sooner. Either by ourselves or by global warming.
Is everyone hooked on electronics? 20 years ago it was mostly television. Now other stuff like social median or video games, or even 4chan.
Is everyone hooked on them, no matter where in the world or age?
Because reality is rather dead these days as a result of said devices. They have c ucked us.
Anecdotally, I think the boomers have it harder with TV. They'll crawl up walls without it.
When Sandy hit it took out the power and the cable for over a week, and I swear that's what all the older people in the neighborhood were upset about. One guy got his signal back and he could have sold tickets for a glimpse of TV.
>>24661075
Well TV was only one way. We never had people sitting on bus stops watching tv or watching tv at the stop lights. Social was irl or on the phone.
Who here speaks like a retard? >tfw people don't take me seriously
I don't know about retarded, but a friend of mine said he wants to kill himself when I talk.
>>24660964
Yeah I speak retarded and stutter all the time, that's why I spend 90% of my time drunk. I probably still speak retarded and stutter but when i'm drunk I don't give a shit about it.
>live in ghetto
>friends with faux gangsters and hoodlums
>love shitty music
>pick up retard speakkill me cuz
Why this is fiction?
>>24660950
Hard as fuck to clean
Because you don't need a booth to commit suicide when you can just do it.
It will be once we reach a high enough population. It won't particularly matter to keep the workforce up because we will probably have completely different societal and economics systems than we have ever before
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