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>better late than never
>>24674594
>better never than late
>>24674594
That's what my gf said when she finally got her period.
>nothing ventured
>feelings never hurt
>"WHEN YOU AND KDOT SHIT DROPPIN?"
>BITCH NEVER
>THEY CANT HANDLE TWO BLACK NIGGAS THIS CLEVER
>BUT THIS FEBRUARY BET SHIT GETS SCARY WHEN I FUCK AROUND AND DROP -
what did he mean by this?
>>24674575
I don't listen to black people music
many many many men
over hyping his new mixtape/album by making people think the collab tapes coming but really hes just dropping a project with a kdot feature
Post ugly genetic losers so I can feel better about myself
this is probably the ugliest girl I've ever seen
>>24674507
Jesus fucking Christ what the hell is wrong with him?
he looks like the guy from the mask.
when a job application asks questions like "are you a loner" or "do you like working with others", should i lie?
>>24674411
That depends on the job.
obviously but what companies would ask that
>>24674411
What kind of job application asks that?
>tfw no drunk friend
>>24674389
I'm somewhat inebriated right now, wanna be friends senpai
>>24674415
Just being able to have conversations about my primary "hobby" would be very enjoyable. Yes, i would like that.
>tfw no robitussinrobot friend
;_____;
I just want to close my eyes in the dark with you
No words
Only dreams
Why are Asian female/white male couples so smug?
The Asian girl is smug because she's got herself a dude with money and the white guy is smug because he's marrying a Japanese princess.
>>24674405
thread ends here
>>24674366
race traitors are usually betas with inferiority complex so they lash out by being smug
Been smoking hash for a few weeks honestly its just tiredness, am i doing it wrong or do i just have to high expectations?
After smoking anything for a few weeks every day you just stop feeling the high except the first time you smoke that day. Usually everything after that is you just smoking out of habit trying to rekindle that initial high.
People don't usually just sit around and smoke hash. You're better off dropping some in with your weed to increase it's potency somewhat without knocking you on your ass.
>>24674293
Should i try to hook up on a new strain or am i fucked? Dont feel like going to hard drugs, atlest not yet.
When will the Stacy meme end? There are no real Stacy's. It's all an illusion from makeup.
Pic related. It's Katy Perry.
>>24674266
yep. i'd still bang her.
>>24674266
I still think she's qt.
That face could look at me from above those tits any time.
>implying her face is more important than her tits
I guess I'll start off. Post your shit, robots.
qwer
qwert
who /cantsleep/ here?
It's day 5, still haven't had ANY sleep at all.
My eyes are bloodshot and hurt like shit
I demand photographs or the events that you claim to have transpired did not happen
THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT YA MOTHAFUCKA!
real robot hours xd
>hot girl lets me have her blueberry muffin
>she already ate nearly half of it, but whatever
>the thought of putting my mouth where she had put hers made my dick diamonds
I think I've hit a new low.
Tomo-chan is objectively the best Azumanga.
>in break room
>eat lunch
>no drink
>co worker offers her drink
>sure
>have a drink from same bottle
>indirectly kissed and exchanged saliva
>>24674019
>there are actually people who don't break off each piece of the muffin with their fingers first
there is literally no good angle of approach to bite into a muffin
Can you guys help me diagnose me, aspergers, depression, something else?
>apathetic
>binge eater
>very anxious around new peers
>suicidal thoughts multiple times a day
>happy one week intense depression the next
>uncomfortable with eye contact
>isolates self
>intense jealousy
>>24674017
manchild
t.manchild
No, we cannot diagnose you. Talk to a psychiatrist for fuck's sake.
You're perfectly normal it's the people around you that are crazy.
What's the most disgusting thing you would do to T-Swift?
My dad once said he would eat the corn out of her asshole
[spoilers] hold hands with her [/spoilers]
>>24673770
Shit in her mouth.
>"nice guys" complaining girls only like "bad boys"
Well then what the fuck is a bad boy? I drink, smoke, and am mean to women. I'm in college. Yet I don't have any women begging for my cock.
So tell me robots, what is a "bad boy" anyway?
>>24673729
>"bad boy"
you if you weren't ugly af
>>24673729
'Bad Boy' like you here.
Women only want BBCs (Bad Boy Chads).
>>24673729
iv nice to women and iv been laid a lot
what do robots think of the female-driven tinder?
>>24673449
I like the part where the connection is lost forever. I don't want to talk to some bitch that doesn't want to talk to me.
>>24673449
PRETTY GOOD IDEA DESU SENPAI
WHEN I HAD TINDER NOBODY FUCKING ANSWERED ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24673449
>on bumble, ladies hold the key
>female-driven Tinder
So in essence just TInder then.
