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On /pol/ we've decided to stop calling SJW's Social Justice Warriors and rename them Crybullies.
From the original thread
"Exactly as the title reads, we need to find a new term for SJW's.
The problem being that a lot of these people are starting to wear the badge with pride.
When you think about it, of the 3 words in the phrase, only 1 is neutral (that one being "social") while the other two would heavily imply that they are on the side of good, especially together. Looking back on history, if a group had been labeled something like "Warriors of Justice" they would probably go down as some kinds of saints in the books.
All we're doing by calling them Social Justice Warriors is setting ourselves up to look like the bad guys by fighting against "Justice".
While I understand the word is already kind of a pejorative, we certainly aren't doing ourselves any favors by giving them a name that might be seen as positive."
Current thread. >>>/pol/57227270
I felt like letting you guys know was approprate since SJWs tend to be pretty universally despised here like /pol/ and other boards.
makes sense. instead of describing them essentially how they describe themselves, we should name them after what they spend most of their time doing; bullying people by whining and crying them off the stage
>>24679834
Exactly. Name them after their behaviour.
>>24679491
Well it is how they behave so the term fits really well...
ALLAH RING THAT HOTLINE BOMB
>>24679746
Op is awaking a sleeper cell
Happening!
>>24679839
That can only mean one thing.
she used to call me on the plane
when im doing my jooooob
>tfw in modernist friends to meme around town with
Is that James Murphy?
And what show is it anon?
>>24679733
sure looks like LCD Soundsystem
I'm really not into the "pretend to be retarded" image that the other two guys use though. It sucks because I know Tim and Eric can be funny but most of the time they do stuff like the OP's image and are not funny at all.
>>24679733
The Comedy, guest starring James Murphy and a penis
To the robots planning to kill themselves anytime soon:
Don't; the age of waifus is upon us
>>24679647
It's just another gimmicy distraction, it will be a nice for a while but then we'll just go back to feeling depressed as always.
>>24679769
what if the waifu was an AI capable of sophisticated conversations?
>>24679949
Do you have the money to pay an AI program in whom you have full trust?
Any heathen robots out there? if you are, post and lets have a friendly discussion about it.
>tfw I can never be open with my religous beliefs with my christian family
>tfw I probably get mocked behind my back by christfag normies
feels bad man
>>24679614
Accept Christ you heathen infidel.
D E U S V U L T
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>>24679667
Bite me papist
after a quick read through some blog or something I understand is believing in pagan and ancient gods like thor?
I DON'T EVER WANT TO FEEL
LIKE I DID THAT DAY
>>24679587
I know this feeling.
>tfw g***uation day traumatized me in so many ways that just hearing the word makes me freak the fuck out
>>24679995
What happened?
Tell us!
>>24679995
Please anon. Vent a little about it.
>You'll never be able to visit The Island of Misfit Toys
>YOU WILL NEVER FUCK THE ASS OFF A SPOTTED STUFFED ELEPHANT WHILE TRAIN WAIFU WATCHES
WHY LIVE? RREEEEEEEEEE
>>24679593
>having sex with an elephant with spots
Robots will literally have sex with anything
>>24679648
>want to fuck everything
>can't fuck anything
Is there a worse hell?
Why don't you date a qt transgirl who is serving our beautiful country?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34966216
They let openly mentally-disturbed people in the army now?
>>24679588
What do you mean? She's Trans...not mentally ill.
>>24679642
>she
He's a guy, convinced that he's a girl. How exactly does that make them mentally stable?
>watch any coming of age movie
>it's about an awkward and shy robot
>suddenly happens to meet girls left and right who are interested in him merely by chance
>girls are interested in his character despite his flaws and keep coming onto him despite his awkwardness
>loses his virginity at a very respectable age
>everyone is cheering upon the main character as he progresses through life
>ends with a bitter-sweet ending of great personal growth before becoming an adult
This is actually how normalfags think robots go through their teenage years. This is actually how women believe they are like.
Why don't they make a real coming of age movie for once? Awkward robot gets bullied through his entire high school, gets ignored by the girl he likes despite best efforts, becomes addicted to alcohol and then hangs himself. But yeah that reality wouldn't fit in with the fantasy world normies live in. They don't want to know the misery they cause others.
>>24679532
It's pretty much real life anime friend. Wish fulfillment for the sole purpose of self insertion. You'd be better off watching a dumpster.
WeLome to 2003 OP the movie is called elephant by gus van sant, and you literally described the plot. You would probably like it...
Pic related
>>24679950
>elephant by gus van sant
Thanks I will check that one out.
I'm really sick and tired of all this normie wish fulfilment.
Who here /oldfag/?
How OG are you?
>>24679491
i am moot
>>24679491
KEK CHOCOLATE RAIN!
>>24679491
You better duckroll some faggots, OP.
Why is your life shit?
I lost all my friends for a stupid reason
>>24679428
No girlfriend.
Because my dick isn't up your ass ;)
It's not about normies, it's about FUN!
>/r9k/: What's that?
Fun is when you.... Fun is.... It's like.... It's kinda.... Sorta like a.... What is fun?
Let's spell it!
F is for ___________
F is for Faggot, that's what OP is
>>24679411
U is for _______________
>>24679411
U is for Ur a fag too
>Highschool dropout neet living at home for the past couple of years
>Decided to stop being neet and try to get a job
>Been a month and no one is even calling back, not even the minimum wage places I've been applying to.
Did you really apply to places like walmart, mcdonalds, etc?
>>24679377
Haven't sunk that low yet, but other places like Carribou and Coberns or what have you
>don't have any real education
>no work experience in multiple years
>he thinks anybody would want to hire him when there's people who at least have a highschool diploma and some other shit jobs on their resume applying for the same position
You made your bed when you made such shit life choices, now sleep in it.
ITT: things that trigger your PTSD
>have an anxiety attack almost everytime I hear a knock on a door, be in real life or on tv or something
>the phone rings
>someone posts something mean
this is what gave me PTSD in the first place
>roommates are talking outside my door
I always get worried they're talking about me, especially when they're complaining about some smell or yelling or something. It drives me nuts.
>tfw you buy a long book
>it turns out to be amazing
>halfway done
>realize that you'll eventually finish
>your new friends and nightly retreat will soon be things of the past
why even live
>tfw you relate and care more about characters in books than your family and friends
>>24679297
Finish it and write your own fanfiction. Hell, draw some art of it too. I'm sure that even if it's not that popular of a book, there's bound to be a little bit of other people's fanfiction and art online somewhere. If it's popular, then you'll be able to find porn of it, too.
If you're going to be an autist, you may as well go full sonic mode.
then you open another book
and then another
and another
and another
until you eventually die
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