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NZ feels thread :^)
fuck off hone
>>24682968
pic related supports it, he's alright
>>24683018
>any ACT party member
>"alright"
Nope, they're all open borders, degenerate, selfish kikes. Plus it looks like he has FAS. New Zealand can do without a pro-China party, senpai.
I am so fucking angry tonight holy shit. I'm always angry but it's worse than usual. I want to fucking trsah my room and I was just screaming at the top of my lungs and my voice hurts
I want off this planet NOW
>>24682850
Nobody stays 15 forever kid
>>24682850
Shove ice cubes up your ass. It won't calm you down, but I'll be sitting hear, laughing, while thinking of you doing it.
>>24682850
Care to elaborate your thoughts?
>Too anxious and depressed to feel even near capable of attracting a partner.
>Want someone who can understand want I'm going through
>Terrified of people who would know what I'm going through because they would be equally as fucked up
>In general a wreck with anything in life
Who /anxietyanddepresssion/ here?
>shaking at the psychiatrist's office because I'm afraid of having a panic attack
>she makes me close my eyes and do breathing exercises while she sits there quietly, which makes it worse
>she has me hold my hands out in front of her to show how much they're shaking
>she asks if I'm on any drugs
>she doesn't prescribe me anything, she just tells me to go outside more
should I get a new doctor? how much do psychs cost in the US per appointment?
>>24682895
I'm from aus and we get most of it covered so I can't help you on that front but you;ll want to look at maybe starting CBT or taking Prozac (I think thats what you call it over there). Be careful with meds because they have A LOT of side effects that can be pretty shitty. Are you just generally anxious or are certain things triggering you?
>>24682967
nothing in particular really triggers me, but I do worry about a lot of things. I've already tried CBT but it just makes me worried that my thoughts are "wrong", which makes the anxiety worse. I wish I could be on Xanax or Ativan, just to take as-needed during the panic attacks. it would make my life a lot more manageable and I wouldn't be so scared of going anywhere. you can't even become dependent on them if you just take them once a week or so.
How much do you think the "Halo effect" affects your daily life?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
I'm master chief so a lot
It no doubt affects everyone to some degree, whether they realize it or not.
>>24682467
I think it literally controls everything humans do and they're so unaware of it's depressing.
I have a facial deformity, it works the opposite way too. If 28 years of this has taught me anything it's humans always, always, always judge each other by what they look like. It takes way to much willpower than your average human is willing to put out to get over it, especially if they benefit from it.
Humanity has probably screwed itself out of a lot of advances because they didn't like the way someone looked so they ignored them, even if they had a great idea that could change the world for the better.
That being said, since we aren't going to change any time soon I think it should be more acceptable for people, men especially to change the way they look, through plastic surgery and stuff like that.
We keep insisting we're not shallow to save face, that's part of it too. APPEARING good natured. It compounds the Halo effect.
"Hey anon, I'm Chad, how's it going? I don't think I've ever seen you at the gym before, you look a little out of shape. I could gave you a few pointers and you could look like me in no time"
>wut do
Oh chad senpai <3 I'd love a few pointers from you~~~
>>24682342
Chad wouldn't offer to give you pointers, at least not genuinely.
>>24682342
>>24682438
Genuine or not, use his pointers and gain sick aesthetics. Fuck his bitch.
is it possible to have a worthwhile or fulfilling experience in the armed forces with 0 sense of patriotism?
probably it seems exciting to me
Don't worry, they'll fix that in basic training
>>24682227
>is it possible to have a worthwhile or fulfilling experience in the armed forces
yes
>with 0 sense of patriotism?
No. You'll feel cool at first but if you don't have real motivation, you'll slowly hate everything more and more every day when you see incredibly stupid, pointless, avoidable shit happen over and over again.
What's the biggest problem in your life that's preventing you from being happy?
I have no motivation in large part because I'm afraid that I'll try my hardest only to fail.
My cowardice and inability to connect with others.
The problem isn't in my life.
Me being alive is the problem.
So I found out the campus I used to go to conducted some sort of diversity speech event encouraging students to own up to their "language choices" in terms of using nominally slanderous words/phrases...which resulted in some pretty hilarious images (pic related being merely the tip of the iceberg).
Since the spirit of /r9k/ holds in the way we circumvent the filters we are given, I figured I'd dump a few of the ~dAnKeR~ frames as OC. Here we go.
>>24681454
B E T A B A U L K A N I Z E G R I L L Z
>>24681500
I Don't Know How But The Bitch Is I Guess *shrugs*
>>24681519
philturdblawkz
Why did they do it?
Because they were able to
gangsta rap
>>24681449
eric was deluded and dylan was depressed and followed the leader...also bullying and both were suicidal and obsessed with revenge and violence
>you get to impregnate any one girl on the planet that you want to, once a month, no strings attached, for the rest of your life BUT you can't have sex at any other point ever again and they won't keep in touch with you. they stay with you throughout the evening/night after impregnation and then leave by noon the next day to never talk to you again.
OR
>you're 6 feet tall, are given 6 figures ($100,000) one time, and have a 6" penis
answer and then create your own for anons to answer. keep the train going.
I'm already the second option (except taller)
shit thread tb frank hombre
>>24680464
Grow 2 inches, make $100,000, and cut off 1 inch of my penis? It definitely won't make me any more/less appealing to women than I already am, and trust me I'm not. But at least I can pay off my student loan debt.
I'll be okay impregnatingRebecca Black
go to sleep wagekucks. the bosses knob needs a good polishing tomorrow morning and these NEETbux arent going to make themselves.
>there are neetards who actually think you need to wake up before noon in order to make a living
My boss is hot as fuck
I would polish her knob until I died of thirst real shit
>its only one person making these threads
:)
Sorry these are not screenshots but holy shit, Tumblr.
Q. "I'm biologically male.." "I was born a female.."
A. Please don't say stuff like this. if you need to mention your designated gender at birth say you're amab/afab (assigned male/female at birth) dmab/dfab (designated male/female at birth) or camab/cafab (coercively assigned male/female at birth). Saying you're biologically your assigned gender at birth is transphobic and cissexist. Biological Sex is a social construct just like gender.
Q: Is there a flag for sapio-, andro- or gyne- orientations?
A: These orientations are problematic. Any asks about these orientations will be deleted immediatley. Sapio- is ableist because intelligence is a social construct and the word itself marginalizes disabled people. Andro- and gyne- are cissexist because they are both root words meaning man and woman AND DMAB and DFAB depending on context, and because of this contextual grouping it equates sex with gender. Woma- and ma- are alternatives for gyne- and andro-, respectively, with the same definition.
These are satirical posts, r-right?
We live in a dangerous world where that might well be a joke but a lot of people are going to take it very seriously and believe it to be the truth. They'll call themselves those anthropogynobydinorhinosexual things and hate anyone who doesn't agree with it.
We should be stopping these people.
>>24679476
>tfw ineveitable tranny defense force will get btfo in a few posts
any second now brobots...
What do you do at lunch if you have no friends?
>>24678715
Eat food, use phone, maybe read a comic if I brought one.
>>24678826
phones have made loneliness enjoyable and socially acceptable
Eat fried chicken tendies and shit post on r9k
if you're a white boy and you aren't in your diapers right now you have some serious explaining to do
Im not in a diaper right now as a white male because I am a young adult with a good job. Our childhoods were probably similar with parental abuse, but I believe I matured correctly.
>>24677672
i whole heartedly agreeoriginal
I agree this is a great idea. After that we need to remove all testicles from black males and put their penises inside chastities for the rest of their lives. The Indian master race shall reign supreme!
You are given immortality and a gold coin then sent back to 1490. What do?
>>24673673
Die of starvation because I cant speak any medieval language.
>>24673740
>immortality
>tfw you can't even die
>tfw you'll have to live through 513 years of suffering before you'll see 4chins again
>>24673673
Curl up and wait for the American revolution. Then I'd kill britbongs.
