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theres a kid at my school.
hes a jew
hes so politcally correct, butthurt. i bet hes a tumblr faggot
and i FUCKING HATEEEE HIMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
what do i do?
>>24684084
go fapp to your kruppstalh
>>24684084
Suck his dick, that'll show him.
>>24684084
come back when you're not underage.
If you were a girl, what would your name be?
>Danielle
>>24684000
My mom actually told me once, what she would've named me if I'd been born with a roastie, and I can't remember.
It wasn't just the feminized version of my name, though, don't think there was any special meaning behind it either. I think she just thought it would've been neat. I've got seven cousins and a brother, no girls until a few years ago, and she's on the other coast. My mom probably feels stifled with too many men around, I think.
Goddamn I'm glad she found some female friends (pretty much my old HS friends' mothers, but still) to hang out with and have 'girl time' after I moved out, she's finally talking to other women regularly probably for the first time since college.
#blogpost
lauren
>never asked what my parents would have named me and would be weird to ask
Probably Squidward
Why don't you ever have a girlfriend?
I mean you like girls... don't you?
>>24683979
The only girls i like are those in my imaginations, i don't like real ones.
>>24683979
Your baby's cute. Would be a shame if something were to happen to her.
That's just how it is
>tfw I'm dating Chad and I come here to laugh at all of you
>>24683950
ok faggot e enjoy taking it up the ass and being thrown away l8r kid
we already knew we were right all along
>>24683971
Sounds like bait but alas it is true.
Anime recommendations? Sliceoflife/romance/comedy/shoujo just anything with high schools and no harems or obvious harems. Something to help me forget my highschool days
>something with high schools
You fucked up already
Dusk Maiden of Amnesia
>>24683759
oregairu :^)
Had a job interview recently.
I walked into the place and noticed everyone dressing casually. I took off my tie before the unwieldinterview because some people were literally wearing tshirts.
Was told that it showed that I lacked maturity due to taking off my tie.
they were right. you should have left it on and not given a fuck.
>>24683747
this desu senpai l2p kek
>>24683708
I had a similar expirence
What the fuck does wearing a tie prove anyway? that I am smart? its like smoking to look cool. Anyone can go and fucking buy a suit off the rack for $50
>be me
>18
>in car with dad
>asks me if ive kissed a girl
>i relpy with an i dont know to make him think I'm hinting that i have
>he says in his broken english arab accent
>so it's a no? I will call you extra virgin olive oil
>mfw
>>24683549
your dad is happy he got to use his funny joke, be glad.
Allowing your dad to make a stupid joke is one of life's simple pleasures. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I still laughed, but i died on the inside, and yeah im enjoying my time with my father, hes getting older and i just want to make the most of it while hes still here
What do you think of her routine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR74cld7CsA
Let me guess
>im fat
>heres some fat jokes about being fat
>I like food
>am I right ladies?
didn't laugh, but not cringeworthy
4/10
>>24683433
Somehow its even worse.
Have I been porn'd?
I seriously feel like I can't even get horny anymore. I'm almost nineteen and nothing turns me on.
It might contribute to the fact that I pretty much look at porn on a daily basis, to jack off or not. Nothing is new or surprising anymore. Everything is just neutral.
Yep, you ruined your brain by desensitizing it.
Yeah you gotta quit for 3-6 months and if you get that far you might as well quit forever.
>>24683349
>ruined brain
Lolno. Just stop watching porn for a bit. You'll be back to normal in no time.
>there are redditfags lurking in the board right now
>their sole purpose is to screencap le hilarious greentext and bring it back for ebin karma
>redditfags could be reading this post right now
>redditfags are reading this post right now
How does this make you feel robots? What do you have to say to them?
>>24683139
Shut up and just fap anon.
>>24683139
screencapping this and posting it to reddit
>>24683237
Nice post my friend! Have an upboat xD
Marjiuana could LITERALLYL I T E R A L L Yreplace these 5 prescription drugs
So why the hell isn't it legal yet?
http://www.attn.com/stories/3609/prescription-drugs-that-can-be-replaced-marijuana
>weed
>replace xanax
bruh
what
i smoke weed everyday and im still super anxious all the time
>>24683106
>So why the hell isn't it legal yet?
bc Big Pharma = Big Buck$$$
i thought you knew.
>>24683114
Yeah but did you read the article, if youre smoking sativa (which is what most dealers sell) anxiety is induced but a indica will calm it down (you ever smoked a pure indica before big boy?)
ITT: images with spooky backstories
>This picture of 14-year-old Regina Kay Walters was taken by serial killer Robert Ben Rhoades, who toured the country in an 18-wheeler equipped with a torture chamber in the back. This photo was taken in an abandoned Illinois barn, where Rhoades killed Walters after cutting off her hair and making her wear a black dress and heels.
>>24683061
She's cute.
Anybody have the link to girls that killed themselves over normie issues?
she looks a lot older than 14
life is so fragile.
>balding at 20
>my life's biggest catosphre and I didn't even do anything to deserve it
>>24682983
Either shave your head or embrace the creepy uncle look and grow it out along with a goatee.
How long is your hair? I'm nipple length so wigging is easy. Post your hairline, ill post mine if you want. 19 btw
women love bald men its the in thing
>tfw no stupid ugly boring gf
>>24682922
>that chick
>ugly
You gay?
>>24682943
you're just beta tbqh
Who you can fuck like a sack of meat, as rough and in as many places as you want and she won't complain. She just silently takes it with a dopey look on her face.
What're some times normies gave you death stares/looks of disgust?
Today when I told two guys at work that I realized there's no porn on the internet involving an Amish Girl getting fucked by a robot. I admit it's an odd topic, but what's really an odd topic if you're willing to explore it?
>>24682981
We got an innovator here, the industry is truly suffering without your visionary insight.
>>24682889
One time a holocaust survivor came to my school and talked about her experiences and we were talking about it afterward in art class. I didn't really understand that Judaism was an ethnicity as well as a religion so I was like,
>"Why didn't they just convert to a different religion so they wouldn't get holocausted?"
Nobody talked to me for the rest of the class.
