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>describe r9k in one picturee.
Will always be this one
Buttdick
>>24673379
Can't beat this, but here.....
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Create your own waifu and rate others.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
>>24670920
NOPE. I just created my oneitis / ex-gf and exited the browser.I hate myself.
8/10, OP.
This is my waifu. There are many waifus, but this one is mine.
>>24671352
Post it, you can do it.
If you post it I'll make my oneitis.
tell me your fetishes /r9k/
bonus points for non faggot stuff
Oh boy...
Older women (your fucking picture OP)
Nuns, Hijabs, Short hair
Size Queens
Kekolding
Lactation / Cowgirls
Girl x Horse
Choking, Forced orgasms, verbal abuse
Plenty more too.
Milf
Shota
Trap
Futa.
>>24669491
>older women
>nuns
>lactration/Cowgirls
>girl x horse
my nigga
/unifeels/ thread?
>tfw huge research paper due tomorrow
>group presentation and paper due wednesday
>haven't talked to any of my group members, surely they will evaluate me poorly (evaluation is 50% of the presentation grade for some reason)
>tfw took adderall to help me get motivated but all I want to do is play DotA 2 and fap
Who /fucked/ here?
>5 pager due tomorrow
>Group presentation tomorrow
fuck it, im closing this god damn tab! You do the same.
Let the teacher know they were unwilling to co-operate with you. It's bullshit when you get stuck working with people you don't want to. Good luck.
>>24648805
>finished last assignment for one of my classes, still have got to finish a little project and the I'm done
>89.9 percent in one of my classes, one test left
>final project and huge homework assignment left for another one
I JUST WANT TO BE DONE
>w-w-women get discriminated against in hiring!
this holds no matter what gender the person doing the interview is
>>24685074
is this chart saying attractive women go to five interviews per hour?
>i figured out how to use microsoft excel: the post
>>24685074
only 1-2/10s who are probably unhealthy deformed fatties and don't get interviews for a reason.
2-10/10s already have more interviews then men.
So yeah, fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Bu6_u7ois&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5_Bu6_u7ois&has_verified=1
This guy is a 5/10, not exceptionally charasmatic and short. He literally touches 100 boobs with what seems like almost no effort. What's your excuse?
If I go to jail for sexual harassment how will I shitpost about anime on the internet?
>that guy
>a 5/10
Dude's like an 8, and sunglasses even make him like an 8.5. I don't care if you disagree, subtract a point at most.
>>24684996
He obviously got all of their permission first. Even the one's who looked unsuspecting.
A camera man makes shit easy mode tbqhfam.
>you threw water balloons at me, cunt
camera bro
>all good
>ew, creep, you can't touch them
it's for a video
>teehee ok, lemme whip 'em out
You get the idea
Would you date a girl with short hair?
>>24684881
A girl with short hair? If she's cute, yes. Why not.
The girl in the pic, for example, is not cute. I would not date her. But not because of her hair.
>>24684881
Yes,but not that one.
>>24684881
Yea, that girl too
Are lesbians women?
Am I just sleep deprived or is this graph really that infuriating?
>my grandfather died for this
who shits a fuck
people are fuckin so dumb I swear
Supreme Gentlemen, this could possibly be the prettiest girl in existence.
Can a more perfect specimen even be conceived?
Before you insult me for "deifying" this maiden, know that I am only admiring that which I will never be able to have; being a painfully awkward, boring, low IQ autistic loser. **Although I'm quite attractive**
I look upon her like one would an original Van Gogh; Funny that this .jpg makes me feel like a primitive negro fresh out of the mud hut looking up at the Sistine Chapel in awe.
I feel it should also be noted that humans with her genes [s]White European[/s] are an increasingly rare commodity, and threatened with extinction, like the Ainu or the Picts.
Can /r9k/ find a more (or equally) attractive woman? Doubtful, but I dare you to try!
>>24684722
i thought that's perfectly photoshop image of eggman
she looks 12 you sick pedo fuck
>Can /r9k/ find a more (or equally) attractive woman? Doubtful, but I dare you to try!
Yes
Would you kiss a nip girl?
>>24684656
Mio Masui is my waifu
I'd kiss her nip
I would stip and whip a nip
>she didn't accept my friend request
>>24684348
recant it, and forget about it, who care's about normiebook anyways
>>24684348
Hey OP, time to get redpilled.
Stop being a betafag
>>24684371
how else do I talk to her? I've never even met her before
>tfw aroused by being humiliated, taunted, called names etc.
>tfw you get off to being choked and beaten
>cum thinking about being murdered
>it's so bad that just being around power tools or sharp objects is enough to feel lewd
Why am I broken
>>24684282
I ask myself the same thing, but I'm on the other end of the spectrum.
>tfw you've fapped to real women being beheaded
Have I reached the limit for what's redeemable?
>>24684389
Yes
robloxboxvloxxx
>>24684389
I have a hard time watching those things because I don't like seeing people suffer. I don't even kill insects. But the thought of that suffering happening to me is extremely lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MeUMdElVgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuR99lWy6Sk
Have some not3D
theres a jew at my school
hes a fucking politcally correcct faggot. hes anti-reacist anti-nazi anti-facist anti-sexist. i bet hes from fucking tumblr or some shit
and I FUCCCKKINNGG HATEEE HIMMM SO MUCH!!!
what should i do to this dirty rotten JEEEW!!!!
Is he anti-Israel too?
hes anti everything.
rape his nostrils
What does it mean if a professor doesn't have a late policy in the syllabus?
I fucked up with leaving an essay until the last minute and I'm going to fail the course if late assignments aren't accepted. Today is the last class. It's in four and a half hours.
I'm scared because I probably haven't been taking my adult responsibilities seriously enough, and I'm afraid right now about where I'm going to end up. I'm honestly just so, so scared. I didn't get away with it this time, and it may cost me a class. Is that as bad as it feels to me right now? My parents pay the bills, yes.
Things didn't have to be like this, but I fucked up.
I could really use some sort of response, whether it's a reprimand or a word of comfort.
>>24684217
self bump.
i just want to disappear.
>>24684217
bump again
is there anybody there?
If it's any consolation, I'm prob getting fucked over in one of my class results too because, surprise surprise, to do with late bullshit. But in my case fucking the instructor wanted the assignments in by x date. So I handed it in unfinished on x date. But then you got all these other fucks who hadn't done it so the due date gets pushed back 2 whole fucking weeks later. Wow, I already handed it in unfinished and these cunts are getting TWO MORE FUCKING WEEKS?
Then the dumb slut of an instructor tells the class that some part WON'T be on the exam and what's on the exam? Exactly that which wasn't supposed to be. Lost a ton of marks to that shit because I didn't study it/put it in the cheat sheet.
You guys bitch about girls being gold diggers but I feel like you're full of shit if you say you wouldn't date (or at least consider dating) an average looking girl with a decent personality who was rich as fuck and would support you financially without any hesitation. I'm not saying that would be the only deciding factor but come on, lets be real, it definitely doesn't hurt. Maybe I'm just saying this because I'm constantly on the verge of being kicked out of my parents house and have pretty much no chance of getting anything above a minimum wage job
>tfw no one to rescue me from being sad and poor
i'd date an average girl even if she was poor.
no i wouldn't.
I like working and being my own boss, making my own money and buying things with my own money.
Only women are so selfish they can live off of someone and not feel a thing. They are leeches.
>>24684152
so would I but that's not what this threads about senpai
>>24684160
I was gonna try to argue but honestly that's a fair point. I suck... I guess I'm no better. I'd like to be able to do that but I think I just fucked myself from the start
>barely graduated high school
>barely graduated community college
>have no self confidence or professional skills
>have been fired from the past 3 minimum wage jobs I've had for incompetence
I'm doomed
