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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LUOY-v-bn8

tfw no gf to let touch other guys dicks in front of me

Just kill me now f am
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Women are pathetic.
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>>24682047
normies are degenerates and beaches are the devil's playground.
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>>24682047
You should kill yourself for being such a cu.ck

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>okay, anon-kun, let's get rid of that pesky virginity you always are going on about? ;^)
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>>24682027
I... Legit think i just turned gay
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>>24682027
what the fuck happened to her?
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>>24682027
I can smell it through the screen

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what are your thoughts on this man?
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who the fuck is he
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>>24682023
>>24682023
Haha I love epic meal time XD
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>>24682041
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weev

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why don't you guys understand that blaming things on 'chad' is the same as women saying NAWALT.

robots:
>generalize women for treating you shitty
>all women are trash!!!

>women complaining about terrible things men did to them

oh thats your fault for fucking chad us robots are not like that

i dont get it.


so does this mean it's your fault for getting fucked over by stacey?


why are you all so delusional and lack self awareness?
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>>24681947
>NAWALT
wat

also thirsty betas are the real ones to blame.
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>>24681947
Its a meme, you stupid normalfag.
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>>24681947
there was higher evolutionary pressure resulting in greater divergence in males for our species compared to females. learn2biology

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so robots who's behind The Wall? seems like this board is for those who are trapped behind it, myself included.
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I'm just comfortably numb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
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that album reminds me of robots too, and people with overbearing parents in general.
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slowly knocking my down

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T-there arent any criminals on this board, r-right?
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I once stole a rare pepe.
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>>24681693
we're all criminals.
Latent ones, anyway. Once they start passing hardcore laws to promote people to assimilate into society properly.
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I once raped your mom, that's how you were born OP :^)

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>you get to impregnate any one girl on the planet that you want to, once a month, no strings attached, for the rest of your life BUT you can't have sex at any other point ever again and they won't keep in touch with you. they stay with you throughout the evening/night after impregnation and then leave by noon the next day to never talk to you again.

OR

>You can have sex whenever you want, but have a vagina. (You're still a guy though).

answer and then create your own for anons to answer. keep the train going.
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>>24681579
neither

fuck it
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12 girls a year with conservatively 40 years of fertility ahead of me means 480 children, round up to 500 for twins. That's not quite Genghis Khan, but still better than 99.99% of men who've ever lived, so I'd definitely take that. You'd have to be an evolutionary retard not to do so.
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>>24681855
>You'd have to be an evolutionary retard not to do so.
Or alternatively have a shred of compassion towards the rest of the human race and not spawn any others like you to this wretched earth. You are, after all, posting on /r9k/.

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>tfw no weirdo bf
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>>24681483
i'll be your weirdo bf
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>>24681509
Why you weird?
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>>24681923
I mean sure im a strange guy i guess not like fucking extreme
I make weird noises and do weird things when no one is watching
Also kind of normie, have my own apartment and job
lookin for a weirdo companion same as you

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I'm kind of going through different boards I'd think I'd find interesting
so far this one confuses me the most
I get the whole "original" posting,
and I see you all speak about your daily lives
but there's a lot of complaining though

What is this board exactly?
I'm normally from /i/ /ic/ /an/
sometimes /x/ but fuck that way too much paranoia there it trips me out
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>>24681474
this board is for suicidal neets to complain about not women. most of the time, at least
tbqh it's pretty shit most of the time, but if you dig hard enough there are some solid threads with real discussion
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Basically a NEET (and those with similarly "dark" personality) hangout. For a site of degenerates like this, I guess it is just recounts of our daily lives
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Mixture of people who got broken by life, NEETS, and the FBI, everyone here is sad. Over half a probably suicidal.

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>wanna come sit next to me whiteboy?
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s-sure. w-what sort of music do you like? h-hip-hop?
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honestly I am entranced by her smooth dark skin, I just want to let my hands explore all over her body.
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>>24681498
Now you know how white women feel when they see a fine dark specimen. Let that sink in kuck.

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How do I become a qt trap?
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you have to be a cuteboy/femboy first
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>>24681615
I think I'm a pretty cute femboy.
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>>24681908
You are wrong.

Thanks for playing though.

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Thread dedicated to the lovely mystery.jpg from London, Ontario Canada
Where would you take her on a first date? How would you violate her?
Her Skype - ifyoucomeattheking
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I'm allergic to dogs
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>to the city dump
>crush her in a trash compactor
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>>24681347
how DARE you post her fucking picture like this, you lame-brained piece uh CRAP. take this shit down RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

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When will you faggots learn to settle?

This nigga did and he gets more pussy that you ever will because of it.
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>>24681259
I use my brother with down syndrome to get some pussy points.
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Women live life on god-mode. What else.
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>>24681326
We all know what you REALLY do with him behind closed doors, you sick fuck.

Chris-Chan thread?
What does /r9k/ think of CWC?
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I simply love that he turned into a LBQT activist SJW.

The good that he did by bringing his infinite disgrace to their doorstep absolved him of any wrong that he committed in his life. He's a martyr now and I believe he will sit at the right hand of Christ and be bequeathed the girlfriend that was all he ever wanted.
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>>24681236
she's actually pretty cute now Tbh
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>>24681236
https://youtu.be/orKQVhb8fQ4

What the hell guys. He makes videos again and no one gives a shit?

>tfw you're pregnant and just found out your boyfriends been cheating on you
>tfw now you don't even know if the baby is yours
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So you've been sleeping around too? what a slut
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That sucks. My ex left me a single mom, but not before he also knocked my roommate up, and her sister.
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>I am pregnant
>I don't even know if the baby is mine
>who knows if the child growing in my uterus is related to me

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