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Ask a lonely fembot anything
How many cats do you have?
Post tits with timestamp
Fucking robot and muting
Do you enjoy knitting and cooking, thinking it might be useful to your future husband?
>post this on /v/ as a joke
>get banned but who cares, it was expected
>older sister somehow finds her way on 4chan now of all times
>tries to post but sees the ban message
>now she thinks I'm some kind of gay pedophile
>pretty sure she's gonna tell my parents eventually
>doesn't help that they all think I'm nothing but a social recluse who stays in his room all daycause I am
Please tell me there's some way to recover from this. Posting from school at the moment
ask her to peg you, nothing gay about hetero incest
>>24677097
Say it was an IP range ban and it wasn't you
>>24677097
hahaha you fucking faggot
What should I do my research paper on?
It can be anything. What should my research question be?
>pic unrelated
How is social justice causing the decline of western civilization
>>24677129
I already did another paper on that kind of topic.
I need something different.
>>24677150
The rise of beta males.
>r9k constantly complains about how normies bully them
>yet makes fun of ugly people and the way they look any chance they get
You guys are worse than normies, but you for sure are not robots anymores
>>24677050
>>yet makes fun of ugly people and the way they look any chance they get
But we don't
>>24677050
>yet makes fun of ugly people
I don't really see r9k doing this, I see more of that on /b/ and /pol/ sometimes
>>24677063
>>24677107
>But we don't
I see shit like these all the time when I come here for at least 2 years now
>>24672850
>>24673227
>>24677040
>>24668456
>>24674507
>>24676715
put in these coordinates 30.286, -97.7394 into GPS faker we're going to UTA
Last times when we went to mizzou and blamed reddit for the shitfest
>>24676989
Whats a decent GPS faker app to download?
>>24676989
What the fuck is a "Yik Yak"?
So I got a sexy lil' cutie coming over in 2 hours, she's gonna ride my dick all night. You mad guys?
>>24676889
you're full of shit
sage and hide
>>24676889
You look like a fucking JB clone
>>24676889
Im mad that you feel the need to lie and find validation on this horrible website
wee woo
wee woo
>Tfw I'm the maniac
>>24676845
I feel like that when alking through my town at late
>See this, what do?
who benadryl here
/savages/
>>24676781
Just popped 850mg. Ready for pure hallucinations
>>24677650
shiiiiit nigga
i never even took more than 200mg because im scared, i just like to read the stories
Any blackbots apprehensive about traveling to foreign places because you're worried about how receptive the locals will be to a kneegrow?
I don't even like traveling too far away from the east coast for that reason.
>>24676767
Good. You guys are like a plague to the earth. And this comes from a Mexican.
>>24676767
Where on the east coast pham?
Same here, I am afraid I'll get beaten up
>Thinking about her makes you hard.
>He took her V-Card.
>you see her in a dream
>he makes her scream
>you get your diploma
>his sports put him in a coma
> you fap to photos of her butt
> he puts it in her butt
So I did a little experiment recently.
I posted on an online sexting forum (no profile picture) as a teen guy, and naturally got no legitimate responses. I then posed as a teen girl (also no profile picture), and my inbox went insane.
The girl account gathered around 150 messages within the first few hours. Fast forward two days, I sign in and see 740 fucking unread chats. The forum post also had around ~1100 views. I'm still getting notifications as I write this. Solicited with a Kik account btw.
>inb4 nice blog, fuck off, etcetera etcetera
I didn't go into this expecting any particularly interesting outcome, but felt like the folks at /r9k/ would be interested in reading about it. What really surprised me was the amount of desperation I saw, many of the guys would consistently message my fake account daily sending dicks and stupid cringey lines. Discuss if you'd like or just let the thread sudoku
Post the cringe
>>24676670
bump FUCKING SLUT
>>24676670
>online sexting forum has absolutely no women in it
And this is weird, how? The only thing you've proven with your "experiment" is how you lack the ability of critical thought.
Anybody have to read this in high school?
Summary:
>Wealthy, white, privileged woman has a loving husband but treats him like shit because he's angry that she neglects their children while he's at his job.
>Has a crush on a Chad named Robert, he likes her too, but pushes him away.
>Robert moves to Mexico but now she decides she's really wants him.
>Keks her husband, fucks another Chad, still not Robert though.
>Meets up with Robert, fucks him too.
>Wonders why all men treat her like plutonium and decides she's can't make a living on her own.
>Drowns herself, leaving her children motherless and essentially bastards in the eyes of 1800s society.
My AP Lang teacher forced us to read and analyze this.
yeah, it was AP material at my school, too. At least austen characters were at times waifu-tier. Chopins llittle whore was just repulsive.
>>24676769
I felt bad for Mr. Pontellier desu, all he did was provide and all she did was take
>>24676836
When I read A Doll's House in college I nearly had a heart attack. PRepare to rage.
>Be me
>Be 28 year old nEEt
>Live in parents basements for 10 years ever since I dropped out of school at 18
>Do nothing with my life, try to get a job, but get fired everywhere due to being horrible at learning new things
>Isolate myself more and more, lost one friend after the other, now I have only one left, and he is planning to move out of the country to study
>Parents come down to basement to yell at me about 4-5 times a week
>Over the past few weeks it has gotten increasingly worse, they yell louder, and won't leave as fast
>Normally I just sit there and take it, pretending to care, but this time they would not leave, and they started screaming
>"IS THIS YOUR LIFE ANON?" ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN THIS BASEMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ANON?"
>Just sit there and take it
>This time they just won't leave, and continue screaming at me
>Suddenly, without even realizing it, I pick up a chair and smash it against the wall
>Start screaming
>I go on a complete rampage, destroying everything in my room
>Parents are in shock, they run up the stairs
>I completely destroy the basement, and then move up to destroy all the furniture in the living-room
>Parents flee the house, see them get into their car
>It has now been 2 days, still have not heard anything... appartment is still destroyed, have not cleaned up anything.
>I am out of money and there is no food left...
>What do?
>>24676608
>What do?
Check yourself in to a state psychiatric hospital, you loony toon.
Find your parents and kill them before they write you out of their will.
>>24676652
I do actually love my parents, crazy as it may sound. They love me too much to throw me out. I have no idea where my anger came from, I have never done anything like this. I am still in complete shock.
Been feeling so tired recently that I've been going to bed at like 8PM. It gets dark too soon. How are you all doing?
>>24676603
>It gets dark too soon.
I know that feel.
Pretty awful desu. Depression is getting out of control, meds aren't working and overall feel hopeless. But I know others probably have it worse but its hard to look beyond my own problems when they seem so overwhelming to me.
>>24676639
My depression hits so much harder at these times. It bites. Its affecting everything I do
>>24676674
What meds are you on?
Why do you guys have such a hard time finding a girlfriend? Do you just have super-high standards? Honestly, I don't believe any guy 6'0 or taller will have a hard time picking up girls. My bf's barely average and he's had more relationships than I've had already.
>im a girl
fuck off hiro blox
Because I'm boring and insecure
>21
>look 14
>not attractive
>autism
I wanted a gf when I was younger, now I just don't care.
