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>Watching Breaking Bad
>Walt's wife keks him because she's mad that he did something illegal for his family and lied to protect her
Is this a white woman thing?
Holy fucking hell, if women are like this, why would any man get married to these pieces of shit?
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She's mad because he lied to her over, and over, and over again and begged him to come clean. She's mad because he turned into a different person than the one she married. If he had told her early on she would have been mad, but she'd never have turned him in. She ended up being a real asset. If he had just told her from the beginning she would have been the most ride or die bottom bitch EVER.

And he didn't do it for his family. It's clear that even by the second episode he's doing it for the rush, because he likes it. He didn't lie to protect her. He lied to protect himself. When you're married you don't lie to each other, that's the easiest way to have a bad time.
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>>24679288
His hands were a little dirty. Woman have done worse things for money.
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>>24679351
>And he didn't do it for his family. It's clear that even by the second episode he's doing it for the rush, because he likes it.
Right, that's why he spent 7-8 episodes doing nothing.

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post 4chan screencaps that are good shit good shit

doesn't matter which board it came from
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this shit still makes me chuckle
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>>24679276
It was the day Kojima's name was removed from MGSV's box art
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furries BTFO

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>tfw no edgelord bf
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How do I get these threads to stop being made?
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>>24679193
teach me how to get bf
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>>24679193
get cebruz a boyfriend

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How do I convince my parents to let me leave nigworld and attend college out of state in the clean state of Utah
>I don't want you too far away
>I don't want to have to worry about you
>It cost too much
I don't want to live here anymore god dammit
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>>24679159

If you're not Mormon, you'll get a little culture shock from living in Utah.
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>>24679159
>>24679200
As a non-mormon living in Utah, it will be weird. Hard to find gf since they all want to wait until marriage to have sex. College isn't super expensive. And also it's REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE. It dropped to 0 degrees just yesterday. I actually know a guy who is from Louisiana who's going to school with me. He's a cool dude and not super mega mormon like everyone else here.
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>>24679310
that sounds great desu
I actually really like the cold and it's humid and hot here all the time
I thought deserts were supposed to be hot though

Never ever take shrooms and watch an anime. The emotional dependents will be too damn powerful.
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>>24679133
I'll remember to watch cute anime the next time i get drugs.
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>>24679133
Try this one next OP.
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emotional dependents?

wtf is emotional dependents? you're high

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what say you, autists? legalize medical molly?

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/112005/20151130/mdma-being-used-in-clinical-trial-to-help-people-with-autism.htm
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time to become a full on neet
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>>24679045
>have autism diagnosis
Sign me the fuck up senpai, I want to get off this fucked up ride.
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No. We don't need more burnt out ravers who hate everything in the world because they have no serotonin.

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What happen to tis board
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>>24679020

Normies invasion
Reddit invasion
Gays invasion
Traps invasion
"fembots" invasion
Minorities invasion
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>>24679055
>even on 4chan white boys get kucked
the memes dont lie friend!
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/r9k/ is the "i'm not like the other boards" version of /b/.

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Will /r9k/ ever stop being about love and how much you aren't getting it? Who the honest hell gives a fuck? You'll spend a certain amount of time with them, and realize that the original "high" of being with someone new has worn off in the same way that your favourite foods lack flavour after regular consumption.

The word in the dictionary for this is called "blase"
blase
adjective
unimpressed or indifferent to something because one has experienced or seen it so often before: she was becoming quite blase about the dangers.

This is why the "Chad" you admire doesn't give a fuck. The original high wears off and he looks elsewhere or "cheats". YOU WILL TOO.

When you see enough girls in porn and jack off to them daily, women in general become blase. It is only when you reach this point that you can stop caring about what society thinks of you, accept that you are different, and relish in the conversation of others who can talk about the same subjects as you, ON HERE. I'm sick of hearing your love troubles. NO ONE BUT YOURSELF GIVES A FUCK.

Remember when you were a kid and something as simple as a top spinning on its tip was as fascinating as a vagina to you? When you go beyond this women stuff, you sort of go beyond the fascination of the spinning top to more mature interests related to it. This is called Science. Have you heard of Science before?

At the end of the day, all you are looking for is to put your fucking dick in someone, and when you finish you ask yourself "OK now what? It was way better in my fantasies". Is it REALLY fucking worth it? Ask yourself.
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The feeling of your dopamine levels never ends you fucking faggot. If that were the case then everyone would have serotonin syndrome. Why are you so fucking stupid?
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>>24679048
>You'll spend a certain amount of time with them, and realize that the original "high" of being with someone new has worn off in the same way that your favourite foods lack flavour after regular consumption.
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You could have saved the wall of text and just written "Coolidge effect" you uneducated mongoloid.

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>be depressed and lonely
>look up Ex gf social media accounts

>turns out shes a washed up slut whore who drinks and smokes herself to death every night fighting STDs and depression and drug abuse

lmao im not even sad anymore, thats what you get for leaving me whore
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>>24678968

>Look up oneits from elementary/middle/highschool sometimes.

>She had a kid...

>She's getting fat and super wrinkly at 29

>Don't even think she's that hot anymore at all

>Fight the urge to message her and let her know what a fat fuck she's becoming, just to tear her down.

Feels badass brotha.
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>>24679066
checked

i say do it man fucking do it
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>>24679199

CHECKED YOU TOO BRO!

Actually I'm waiting until I get really, really /fit/ too just to send her pics of my abs and say.

>Here are six reasons why you aren't worth my time.

But part of me feels that's too harsh. She was never mean to me, just kind of... brushed me off, wouldn't let me in. However everyone made fun of me for liking her and her Chad would never leave me alone about talking to her. So maybe she was saying shit behind my back and just being nice to my face?

I was definitely a beta orbiter back then, but this was 1998-2005. I didn't know better. I thought being romantic and buying her flowers for her birthday, even when Chad didn't, was the way to go.

What I'm pissed about is her flat out rejection without being honest about it. I told her plenty of times "look if I'm annoying you, like everyone around you says, please just tell me. I just don't believe them, I don't think they're speaking for you." All I ever got was silence.

So I'd bring that up. I think that's fucking cowardly and rude. She could of cut me off and saved years of my life and heartbreak. Every time I asked her out it was "Maybe in the future Anon, but not now!" too.

On the other hand, being cruel to her will make her pussy wetter than the fucking Atlantic I'm sure.

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In this thread I will post all of my OC I am tired of seeing reddits "new meme" post so here we go.
>here is the freshest one yet
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not s4s mate
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keep going I'm close
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>>24678978
Would you rather race b8 or what?
Not OC but a nice couple from my home state.

ABSOLUTELY MANIC!
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Did I fuck up robots?

Did i?
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>>24678977
Whoops, forgot my gosh dignity darn picture.
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You're doing great brobot :^)

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What secrets will you take to your grave?

My vore, giantess, and feet fetish is somethign to name
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when i was like 14 i torrented a bunch of CP and busted multiple nuts to it before deleting it and wanting to kill myself
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Ah, a fellow degenerate in the land of unspeakable fetishes.
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I was too scared to sleep by myself and used to sleep in my parents' room until I was 12.

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I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
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I'VE TRIED NOTHING, EVERYTHING WORKS
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I got the pasty in my taxi
you need a nibble?
you can eat between the pastry and the meat
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i miss mummy

5' 7"

small sub 5 inch penis

I wasted like 4 years trying to get good at art. I'm still incredibly awful at it.

Tried doing math. doing OK at college algebra but need hours of studying to be average.

only got a 1440 at the SAT. Didn't even take the ACT during HS.

the only place that would take me in was a CC. couldn't even get into my shitty local Uni.

I'm my family's bitch. constant ridicule and they force me to do a trillion things for them and if I so much as speak up they shame and berate me.

KHV

no driver's license.

Dumb and scatterbrained

I'm a fucking loser dudes. What can I do to improve my self other than killing myself?
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How much porn do you watch?
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>>24678910
Alot. I fap at least twice a day.
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>>24679205
How old are you? And have you heard about NoFap?

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>marry one
>fuck one
>kill one
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Fuck the dudes, kill the fat people, marry the guy in the pink hair
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Kill left
Fuck middle
Marry right
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>>24678680
I don't play WoW, but are these people cosplaying their mains? They aren't dressed up as actual characters right?

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