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"Ew...I mean, sorry, I don't date black guys. You're super cute though!"
Why does she look like an old hag in that picture?
Are the juden collecting her soul?
What girl says that? She most likely wouldn't say that to your face if you asked her out (assuming you're black), she'd just give you the generic "I'm not interested" line that she gives to any guy that she's not interested in.
>>24680256
Im a black alright looking guys.
I said I was interested in this qt girl back in highschool.
She said to me "Sorry, I don't date black guys"
>December 2nd, 2015
>>24680190
I don't know why I want to kill myself when I realize I'll die. I don't know man. Half the time I'm here i'm trying to convince myself to stay and I still know I won't kill myself even if I want to. But it doesn't really mattter desu. I'l just go on through this. It won't even matter. Everyone who says you can create meaning by yourself is stupid. Meaning as a concept is impossible. For something to be meaningful it would have to make sense, but if it made sense it would be too simple. I'd just ask why. And then I'd ask myself what I really wanted and I'd realize I didn't want a world that didn't make sense but I still wanted something to matter. Something to be beautiful. Are we all jsut chemicals? And I know I'm trusting the chemicals that we're all chemicals but I'm not just talking about the brain and elements. I'm talking about logic. Everyting we do makes sense. if you put me in a scenario I will always do the most logical thing there is to do. There's nothing special about anything it's all just a math equation. I don't want things to not make sense that would be retarded. But I want something to be more. I don't know what it is I'm describing but it should be very clear but ethereal. like magic or something where the main character would just be like now I see. but even then it's contrived. See meaning is impossible
>2020 is closer to us than 2010
Hold me
>>24680431
>21000000000 is closer than 2010
That's how time works nigger, you can only go forward.
Can someone tell me what is going on in this image?
The normie bait that killed r9k
memegot it robot? got it?
A well deserved punishment
Anyone out there feel like no matter how hard they struggle they will never have anything good happen to them and will rot away in wagecvckoldry for the rest of their short, miserable lives until an hero?
>>24680141
You need children to live for.
Nope.
I'm 32 and only worked 2 days in my life.
>>24680172
I fucking hate children, beside i'm a khpv so its not happening.
ITT: Music That Makes You Cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV1tntEzt94
>>24680120
S-stop anon
Doesn't make you cry, but it's atmospheric and feely for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRbsfKCyH0
>>24680120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbGd6XT-oc
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnNBrB1g6w
>Wake up at 8 AM
>Get to work by 11 AM
>Work until 7 PM
>Get home at 8 PM
>Too tired from work to enjoy anything
>Go to sleep and do it all over again the next day
>This is going to go on for the next 40 years of my life
What's the point of living?
Same.
Except, you probably have a better job than me. You see, I only earn $9.50/hr as a clerk with a transport company. I graduated from uni with excellent grades - and $9.50/hr was all I could get. Before that, I was a NEET for 8 months.
I get no benefits, either; the position is as dead-end as you could imagine. There's no room to grow; my work is all unskilled and repetitive, and it doesn't teach me anything.
I'm barely 21, and I already want out. But I wanted out way before this, is the sad part.
One day you'll realize that you'd be the exact same if you had the entire day.
I guess you have no motivation to use the weekend free time productively? This is just plain ol depression. Get meds or get used to it but nothings going to change it so there's no point being depressed about that particular aspect
>>24680092
honestly? love/sex
if u work ur ass off every day in a boring job but u come home to a girlfriend or wife who will have sex with you for 0-30 minutes at least once a week then ur life is worth it. life sucks. if u were happy, u would enjoy the little things and just manage to scrape by enough at ur job so that u could go home to a fairly attractive girl and have sex with her and have love at least once a week. when u work ur shit job and hate ur life and u never, ever get to go home to a girl even once or with any regularity then that's when u gotta probably kill urself. i kno this shit cuz that's my life. i cant do my job every day forever and then get nothing at home, wherever the fuck that is and will be. no love? no sex? ever? i can't work then. i literally cant get up for work and i go in around 11 and work part time and im 26. im so beaten down by the fact that im so ugly that i can't get a girl for sex or love or to marry. there is honestly no point in working because im so fuckin ugly that even if i made bank, chicks still would not want shit to do with me n the only onesthat would would obv b bad news as in sluts, cunts, and gold diggers.
if ur ugly as fuck, u are absolutely fucked in life. no point in WORKING. living might be tolerable if i had like a guaranteed shit income of lik 35k a year but working? getting up to work to live? i cant fuckin do it and i really kno i gotta kill myself by 30. i'm scared of becoming suicidal soon as i move towards 30. i've never been to that low dark place before and idk how i'll do it. my life is honestly going to become hell and it's heartbreaking for me to think about at night before bed alone in my room. my life went so fuckin wrong and all due to shit outta my control and my terrible ugliness. motherfuck.
Can we get a oneitis feels thread going?
Describe your oneitis and why she will never love you back...
>Be in high school
>be 16
>meet grill named Ashley
>both fall madly in love
>both each other's first love
>give each other everything
>date for four years
>literally believe I'll marry this girl
>series of events happen causing me to go into a deep depression
>she can't handle it
>bails for her fuckboi friend from high school
>heartbroken.jpg
>a year of worsened depression, suicide attempts, drug abuse and misery
>still talking to her until I realize I will never be hers ever again
>cut contact
>nothing but a phantom of former self... Just a broken man
She is my phantom pain... The girl I've been the most happiest with in my entire life. I've had other girls since then but none like her. When I see pictures of her I can't help but cry like a little bitch. The pain I feel never went away but rather just buried deep in my heart... It's salt upon a wound. Ashley... I love you and I'll never stop. The happiest days of my life were with you and nothing will ever compare to the moments we shared.
>she left me three times
>didn't tell me why she left me the last time
>this was almost 5 months ago now
>had a dream last night that we were together
>we were in highschool together (odd, because I went to a different highschool than her, and was in another state back then)
>she and I jump into a submarine and dive into the deepest depths
>I see the city of Atlantica / Atlantis in the distance, merpeople swimming around their precious treasures and golden architecture
>overcome my fear of the sea, leave the sub and venture toward the city
>take the entire city by force and welcome her as the new queen, and I the new king
>give her all there was to offer in the city, all the gold, jewels, and artifacts
>see her smiling giggling face again
>wake up
This was the happiest I had been in a very very long time. And it was in my dreams. All I wanted all day today was to go back to sleep. At least in the deep corners of my subconscious, there is a chance I can be with her again. It makes me consider suicide even harder than I ever had before, as well. I just hope that the afterlife is but a dream, and the dream that is conjured up is a happy one of us, like the one I had this morning.
Somebody hug me.
>>24680935
Damn. My oneitis was named Ashley, too.
The one you're describing even seems like it could be the same one. Does her last name start with D?
Who hear ride hard on the road?
>tfw riding my motorcycle
>Hitting up a fine piece of road i know like the back of my hand
>Speed limits range from 40-50km/h
>You can easily fall off a cliff or low-slide into the incoming cars
>Going hard as fuck
>200km/h in the straights and 130km/h in the curves
>Getting real low
>Blind turn coming up
>Dragging my knee
>When all of a sudden i see a truck after i pass a blind turn
>It's taking up close to the whole road
>Keep paying attention to my line
>Fly right past with mm to spare
>Finish of the route like a speed demon
Going slows for faggots and old people.
>>24679977
shit f.a.m
*Here
>>24679977
nice dubs desu senpai
>>24681011
thanks bro u 2
Alright fags its time for this again
I scored 51, just landing cyborg
>I linger in both worlds
i'll be waiting here
>need to compare results
65, "Slightly strange.You have robot qualities but live human."
Eat shit, betas.
>>24680044
checked 4 double dubs
you are in the robotic tier doe?
>yfw youre a beta too
Discussed it over in b/, seems more up your alley.
Would one of you shoot up a school with a gopro and upload it before you die? Or live stream it to someone and they can record it and upload it? POV would be awesome. There's never good footage.
GTFO you sick fuck.
Reported to FBI
That'd be kinda cool
>camera mounted on something moving and shaking that much
fuck no, that sounds dreadful. if you're going to film your school shooting, just use a helmet cam or shoot one handed
>spend 10 dollars on a scratch ticket
>first and last time ever doing this kind of thing
>win $500
Take one of those 50's and buy 5 more tenners, you'll thank me later
>>24679948
Use it to improve yourself, don't blow it on vidya. Car, clothes, gym memberships, hooker, wtv.
Buy a Crafty Volcano Vaporizer, and the rest on some good ejuice
Can we have a friendly chat thread? No rudeness allowed, no responding to bait. Post comfy pics, or anything else you want to while we chat.
I just donated to Wikipedia for the first time. I don't know why, I always ignore their donation banners and I'm poor anyways, but I honestly have enjoyed many hours reading wikipedia (although they always revert my changes immediately when I deface it for shits and giggles)
ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER
>DONATING TO WIKIPEDIA
GODDAMN NORMIE FUNDING THE JEW LIES REEEEEEEE
Good job op. You're the hero we need but don't deserve.
Good on you, OP. I read so much wikipedia on a daily basis, but I never donate. Never been the kind of person to donate to anything. So thanks, on my behalf.
Female porn searches
Discuss
>>24679887
>lived long enough to see the dawning of the age of the lipstick lesbian
I'm ok with this.
Girls are jusr nicer to look at ok
I'm surprised cartoon is that high
>tfw cant piss in public restrooms
Wew lad, so many ppl who can relate
looks like im way too far gone
If you can't pee with a whole crowd of men and women around you staring at your flaccid penis then you are a failure of a man.
>>24679848
Me neither. Especially if someone is taking a shit already. I need everyone out of the restroom when I piss or poo
OMEGLE THREAD
HE SPEAKS EDITION
tags: origami, r9k, 4chan, tumblr, God
>>24679829
>origami, r9k, 4chan, tumblr, God
>tumblr
for what purpose?
>>24679889
To try and practice speaking to cute girls. If we can manage that, surely we can try and get out there to see if it works in real life.
>>24679905
Why the fuck would I want to talk to cute tumblr girls? I'm here to talk to robots, and maybe some blackbox'd fembots.
