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Which of these girls would you actually stand a chance of getting?
Be honest.
>>24689444
Lol I have that black top
Neither one
Either. All woman and men have their price. If I want to fuck someone I go make more money.
> tfw you meet a qt on Omegle who lives half the world away and is pretty much perfect.
> mfw any kind of relationship is impossible
>tfw used to go on omegle to get jailbait girls to flash their titties and stuff
good times. good times
>>24689343
That's pretty much all Omegle is. Dicks and Jailbait
>>24689273
>tfw you seriously believe you can get into a relationship while using omegle
>in before: I know someone who knows someone who knows someone too and they made!
>post a story
>mention an almost gf I had 6 years ago
>get called a normie and told to fuck off
fuck off boyo
>>24689254
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK OFF OFF
>post story
>anons respond and share similar stories
I am a normie AMA
>>24689202
what do you do here and why ?
>>24689366
Because I think you guys are funny, and to help any NEETS trying to crawl out of there basements.
>>24689366
I like the scenery.
>be me
>be well liked by many different types of cliques
>be heavily medicated for depression/social anxiety
>be sitting at lunch
>Chad sitting with jock friends
>my pants are baggy and my asscrack is showing
>Chad starts putting french fries down my ass crack
>Allow it out of fear
>People at my table tell me whats going on
>tell them to ignore him
>extreme embarassment
SOME TIME LATER...
>Chad french-fry fag coming out of library at night
>be walking home from magic the gathering games
>see Chad duck into an alleyway
>whats this then
>See several Negroids go in behind him 30 seconds later
>hear screams for help
>ignore them
2 DAYS LATER
>Chad Thundercock was hospitalized after a brutal beating by several area "youths"
>feels good man
My 4chan intuition tells me this story never happened.
>>24689177
>>be me
>>be well liked by many different types of cliques
Sure anon, definitely sounds like it
One day OP sucked a tranny's shenis until she came all over his lips.
are school shootings because of world war 2 ?
>>24689155
By result, yes.
>>24689216
something about ww2 and the jews I bet
>>24689235
Err, obviously it's to do with WWII. Jews by extension could be argued. But not in a /pol/esque sense.
Not even really a malicious thing really.
To put it simply, WWII was closely knit with people of jewish faith as collateral sure, but WWII was also the catalyst for the boomer generation right?
Boomers were pretty much the gerber baby poster child for fucking like rabbits, it casts a pretty large contrast in comparison to today where fear and an overcast of war aren't present. More time to choose, be picky.
The youth that has suffered are marginally frustrated sexually. MARGINALLY, not all of them, and the ones that are? A fraction of them go on to shoot schools like we see today.
But who am I to guess?
Post some music to describe how you're feeling right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYeulvnM0eA
>>24689042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShclPy4Kvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8bY0oTh2po
I'm feeling pretty gangsta today.
I'm listening to this album with my friends sound system. So dann relaxing while high or after work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzM_8D33KS8
Tfw when you can never be /comfy/ cause you live in Africa and it's summer all the time
>>24688981
Prove it
>pics
>>24688981
climb a mountain
maybe go down to the watering hole and share a drink with a zebra
if you know what i mean
Why can't crackas just stop shooting up schools?
why can't niggers get dubs
We will stop when niggas stop shooting up neighborhoods.
>>24688887
So close OP
but this guy took the prize >>24688888
>tfw there is a finite amount of robots
>Done the math
>153+ posts a day on average
>some other fancy math
>There are no more than 300 /r9k/ posters not counting ones coming and going.>You could all be killed. Spookuy
i thought pie was 3.14
What about the 10/90 theory? 90% lurk.
>>24689528
psssh I got a 4chan pass for the past 3 years so I can shitpost with ease
>he doesn't have long hair
What the fuck are you doing robots?
Grow that shit out.
>>24688825
thats gonna be literally me in 2 years
i wanna die
>>24688825
What's this haircut called?
>>24688987
"I never grew up
If you wouldn't:
>share another mans left over tissues
Or
>share another mans toothbrush
Or
>share another mans cumrags
Because it is
>unhygienic
Then why would you
>share another mans woman
If you are willing to date a non-Virgin (another mans left overs) you are a beta cvck
>thinking women= inanimate objects
No wonder you will never find a woman
It's weird how "robots" have such high standards.
>>24688633
Nice bait my nigga!
'Sup guys. I was wondering. Is there anyone here who also faps to not porn almost always? I found myself fapping to faces and pics, but not porn lately.
I jack it exclusively to fetish literature
Please end me
>>24688542
Nah man that's more patrician than regular porn, you should be proud
i jack it to the idea that i'm a bad boy for jacking it. it's an elegantly closed loop with perfect closure for the loop exit.
>The first Spongebob movie was 11 years ago
>The show has now been bad for longer than it's been good
Spongebob thread? What's your favorite episode?
>>24688424
>Leedle leedle leedle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck
>>24688424
This makes me sad
>fuck the robot
PEE PEE?
POO POO?
YOU KNOW THAT IT IS ALL FOR YOU
poo poo, pee pee
come lounge beneath the doodie tree
pee pee, poo poo
let my shit fly straight and true
poo poo, pee pee
you know you should have played with me
