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>bad thing happens
>imagine brendon fraser's face
>giggle like a retard
>get death stares
Memes can be helpful, helps me cope.
>>25318946
Without memes I'll die
>>25318946
>walking down the street
>imagine BBRRRAAAPPPPP-posting
>smile and day is improved by 80%
Lmao I do this too. Awww...
>tfw IQ is literally over 150
>tfw have gf, job(in industry), perfect grades, and money
>tfw do all the drugs i want
>tfw still miserable
>tfw too intelligent to be happy
Why don't you read during your free time? Find happiness through that medium.
>>25318743
There are people more intelligent than you who manage to be happy. Take that as you will.
>>25318743
stop fapping, you degenerate
/r9k/, I want to play a game.
>>25318661
The war on white millenials
>>25318661
freedom from black abortion
>Freedom for white children.
This is true.
I had a heart attack last night, and i realized i don't actually want to die
>>25318514
i threw up a little bit
Earlier this year I had a lung collapse. Same thing happened to me. Realized that I have experienced so little and that suicide is not the way to go. I sat in the hospital bed thinking about how all I do is waste my time on 4chan (which I still do). I have a feeling most of the suicidal posters on this board have never been very close to death, they just romanticize it.
>>25318514
I often have weird heart spasms that feel like cardiac arrests (but actually are just extrasystolic beats).
They are terrifying, but while there I never thought "I don't want to die", just panicked.
The first time it happened, I couldn't sleep for the whole night, and I went back and forth from just wanting to sleep to wanting to die, while sitting on the bed rocking back and forth, trembling.
The second time I was so tired, I just went on trying to fall asleep, and I seriously hoped I wouldn't get to wake up the next day.
>looked at my car
>Car looked like shit
>sigh
Time to go to Firestone
>Drive my shitty almost broken car to Firestone
>See the guy at the front desk
Can you do an full check on my car
>guy looks at me
Sure bruh just need some Id and other things
>Gives him all my things
>Sit down on a chair
>sees a sigh which says:
FREE WIFI
>turns on phone
>decide to go on /o/ and tell them about my shitty car
>finish post and press the post button
>YOU ARE BANNED
>im like:what
>says i was banned for
pedo garage
>This was 5 days ago
>realized that someone on this wifi posted pedo shit
>realized that this 2 minutes away from my house
>realized this is 10 minutes away from my brothers house, who was 2 kids
>shit
>what do i do?
>should i tell him?
>>25318458
How about minding your own fucking business?
>>25318488
yeah i mean he is just a funking sick pedo
>>25318531
I see a lot of sick fucking trannies on this website, doesn't mean I get involved in their business.
Fucking retard
I've recently started to become horny when I see pics of traps. It's starting to make my dick hard. This is the end. No turning back. Fuck my life.
>go to /lgbt/
>go to the trap thread
>see their faces
>vecome straight right after
simple
>>25318631
>>go to /lgbt/
>>go to the trap thread
you were never straight
>>25318355
That game looks interesting.
>be me
>get in a fight with some black kid at college
>kid calls me a "imbred hilybilly cumskin fuckboy"
>call him a nigger and tell him to go back to the cotton fields where his black, uneducated ass belongs
>kid runs to the principal
>tells his side of the story, which obviously doesn't involve him starting the whole thing
>i tell the principal what actually happened
>principal tells me i'm a liar and that the black kid would never do such a thing
>i'm a straight A and B student
>the nigger got expelled 5 times already for nigging around with his fellow apes
>nigger is gang related and brags about it all the time in class
>i get expelled for hate speech
>nigger gets the rest of the day of to "recover from the trauma i caused him"
>TFW my principal decides to believe a misbehaving nigger over a good white student
am i really in the wrong here for thinking my principal is a PC faggot, he's white btw.
how did a hillbilly get internet access
You sure showed him pham.
>>25318326
Nothing you can do now
>isolate myself after high school because fuck socializing.
>3 years go by and family starts making comments about how I need a gf and friends.
> try dating sites. Even though they are b.s..
> they always match me with older women because of my opinions.
>most call me a kid and tell me to get a life just because they went to college for 2 years.
>I think most people my age need to wake the fuck up.
What a load of kek .
How would you make new friends if you have a shitty outlook on society and social norms?
>falling for the just get a gf meme
anon I thought you were better than this
>>25318251
Depends what social norms you're talking about. Lots of people "hate society"
>I'm mature for my age haha
You don't you pathetic failed normie.
>board x used to be much better back when *insert period of time when I wasn't browsing it"
>this forum used to have quality topics back when *insert period of time when I didn't know about it*
>this game was more balanced and fun back when *insert period of time when I wasn't playing it*
>oh, the discussion we had about x back when *insert period of time when I didn't had that interest*
every. fucking. time.
>>25318245
So whatcha gonna do about it, OPie?
People just idolize the times they were new to things so anytime you get into something when it's not new there will be people who think it used to be better.
Just like how everyone missed their childhood despite all of the shitty parts of it
>>25318245
should have been born earlier cocksucker
who /never got braces/ here?
>tfw crooked teeth
>tfw unable to smile confidently
if you have straight teeth, you can;t be a robot
at least my insecurity lead me to meticulously care after my teeth
brush twice a day and floss thoroughly every after meal, /r9k/. you can do it!
>>25318229
Me. I can't even get braces where I live.
Stopped caring about dental hygiene a while ago, rarely brush them.
In middle school, many years ago, I remember our band director was so furious at the "braces industry" he went on a week-long rant about them. No class, no practice, we just show up and listen to him talk about how orthodontists "steal money and fuck up your teeth on purpose to draw you in more like the vampires they are."
Was kind of insane now that I think about it but overall he was an excellent teacher, taught us so much, so no complaints.
Me. My parents both have terrible teeth so they never cared about mine either. More than a little bit upset about that.
>been single for a while
>broke up with last gf bc she wasnt my type
>b4 that dated a guy from down south
>shatteredmyfeels
>he was fun
>musician
>hot af
>now im sitting here alone on /r9k/
>going to uni in a few months
>want a bf again but not to fuk up
so /r9k/ have tips for femanon to not ruin next relationship?
>gf
>bf
>femanon
>not lesbo
I think I caught the neck beard fagplayer guys
i go in between. or at least i did but gfs are 9000x more work
>>25318159
>so /r9k/ have tips for femanon to not ruin next relationship?
Yes, commit seppuku.
Anyone else /depressed/ here?
Constantly thinking about death and the idea of me not being alive anymore and how my funeral should be. Also really really insecure about myself even though people say i look somewhat above average. Failing my first year of uni big time and don't have any fun there or outside of uni. Never had someone show interest in me or anything like that. Constantly feel i am letting everyone down. Why even live.
>>25318134
Was on the verge of suicide.Never did it.No reason to live, no reason to die.Just existing in that sublime place.
>>25318176
If anything, prolonged exposure to /r9k/ or something similar pushes me further. I'm afraid that one day when I will get drunk just enough to get into that depressive stage, I will open up /r9k/ and finally do it. I've got the means to do it quickly without having to prepare or even think too much.
Just occupy your mind with books or a craft. Because death is inevitable and unknown.
>tfw you realize that tfw stands for "that feeling when" when you always thought that it standed for "that face when".
Anyone else?
it's neither of those, dickhead.. it's "that feel when"
>>25318271
Fuck you faggot can you read? Goddamn autist.
>my feeling when he's absolutely right
I lurk through these threads and cringe when you people attempt humor. Seriously, just stop.
those are /b/tards flooding this board with their manlet threads and shit like that they are not robots
>he unlitarally thinks robots are unironically unfunny
>>25317901
>this entire post
What
man, im sick of both sjw shit and pol shit, cause its all the same shit
why cant i go anywhere on the internet and discuss my stupid little hobbies without someone trying to radicalize me and get me to join their faggy little butthurt squads?
fuck all of you, im gonna turn into a normie and just leave. reee.
>>25317625
What stupid hobbies do you want to talk about?
because the way you spend your time defines you, right now you are a waste of time and mindless consumerism and there isnt anything easyer than playing videogames and shitposting thats why fat women do it aswell because they are lazy just like you
>>25317678
They could get a job or volunteer. That seems more useful than bitching about my soggy knees and black people online.
