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Who else wants to raise their kids this way?
http://a.pomf.cat/hhqqya.mp4
>>25315174
i saw this a few minutes ago in a /b cringethread
>>25315174
Kill them.
Kill them with fire.
This isn't even cringe, this just makes me feel really sad. Poor little girl never had a chance.
>tfw 24 and always drifting
>tfw I no idea what I even want to do with my life
>>25315166
post nudes desu
>>25315166
Seems like a really fun hobby. Why not pursue it professionally?
>>25315166
I'm a year younger than you and I have already started to work towards my goal two years ago
Back to work, wagecucks
You think you get this week off?
the reason these threads keep coming is because the wagies always fall for it and reply
if nobody replied, they would go away. but thats never going to happen
god i love r9k
>>25315069
i mysteriously do have this week off
Im gonna have a month off school soon. Cant wait to act like a NEET on r9k.
>I forgot how to do long division
I can only do long devison for exponents :^(
It's never too late
>>25315033
"long" division? Wut, muttafuckah?
(/ 10 5)
1/2
Or just
(coerce (/ 10 5) 'float)
0.5
if you want it in decimal form.
>>25315033
I forgot how to write with a pen and no longer know where any of the US states are on a map except Texas and Florida.
>tfw I'll NEVER see the 10/10 receptionist at my job naked
God her ass is so fucking juicy, and she is a nice conservative churchly girl
FUCK
Just go to her house and rape her
>>25315025
She /pretends/ to be a conservative churchly girl.
In reality she wants to be ravished by Chad in a penthouse apartment, just like every normal girl.
>>25315052
Don't do this
>>25315025
Seriously tho Just b urself op :^)
What is the lewdest thing that you've done online?
Masturbated on omegle
Felt really guilty afterwards because realized some ignorant kids could be on there.
>>25315007
Spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
>>25315114
Not even with someone? Just people constantly skipping?
>tfw legitimately 4/10, if not lower
>tfw KHV
>tfw never had a girl even be interested in me
>tfw you smile at people and they don't return it, they just look at you weird
>tfw people on /r9k/ talk about "my gf", "my ex", "this girl who likes me", etc
>tfw don't even have a fun personality to make up for it
Where my uglybots at?
Lift. It might help. At least more than doing nothing. 3-5/10 here.
>be fat and ugly my whole life
>see all the amazing transformation pics online where uglies turn into chads
>take charge of my life
>lose 80lb
>still ugly as fuck
There was an attempt.
>>25315129
when you're fat and lose weight you just look like a smaller version of your former self
if you want to look impressive you have to get into vascularity, having abs showing, then bulk up and add muscle mass, then cut down again
its a neverending process
We been spendin most our lives
Postin in a roastie paradise
>>25314961
highly doubt it
faggots are saying they are women for the lulz
>>25314961
>implying girls would ever hang out on a site where they post anonymously and can't attention whore.
In reality there's about 2 and a half actual femanons on this entire site
>>25314961
It's more likely that the majority of the people who give that information to this specific stat site are more likely to be female for some reason.
It's like making a survey in a hair salon about bread eating habits and concluding that 90% of the people who eat bread are female.
what do you think of my dog?
pic related
Nice koala, mate.
Now let's see your dog!
>>25314932
Weird looking
is his name dogola?
who here /nightwalk/
whats your nightwalk set up like? i dress like a borderline homeless person incase i encounter unwanted attention from normies/thugs and i act like a crazy person. so far it has been a successful deterrent
just got back from my daily 3am walk. i always go down to my local skatepark "pic related" and have a beer while looking up at the sky and thinking about how i ended up in the situation i am (22 kv, no friends)
tonight there was a heap of empty bottles and cans littered everywhere so there must have been some people down there earlier but they can't handle real robot hours
whats your nightwalk set up like? i dress like a borderline homeless person incase i encounter unwanted attention from normies/thugs and i act like a crazy person. so far it has been a successful deterrent
hey look at this guy
he posted the same sentence twice
everybody fuck off this thread immediately
>>25314912
That guy is you
>>25314863
sounds comfy
i used to go to a place with very nice views to the ocean but now normies make out inside their cars in the parking lot so i don't go out anymore
>Grandfather is almost a millionaire
>has given thousands of dollars in loans to my aunt for 'business ventures'
>be destitute minimum wage fag in Denver
>meet some qt from salt lake city visiting family here
>we hit it off very well
>she returns to SLC
>eventually as we get closer she invites me to SLC, I'm probably going to lose my virginity at this point
>can barely afford food and rent, let alone flights to SLC
>ask millionaire grandfather
>"finances have been a bit tight lately"
>continues to lend aunt thousands, because hers is business rather than social activities
>eventually we find out that 2 of her 5 failed businesses were interracial porn studios/websites
This is why whites are in such shit, because those whites with power and wealth would rather finance interracial porn than help their own grandchildren have successful relationships and maybe a family down the line.
>>25314832
Na m8 your familys just shit
>>25314832
Your grandfather doesn't want to give you money because he doesn't want to hurt you by spoiling you. Maybe you could talk it out with him and, you know, actually tell him about the /actual/ situation?
He probably worked pretty hard to get where he is, so why give handouts just because of that? Why not come up with a business idea and bring it to him?
>shopping at the store
>see qt girl cashier
>she's wearing pic related on her uniform
Don't bother saying anything because she's either taken and/or not interested in me. Didn't want to be called a creep either.
awesome story nerd
>>25314824
Such is the life of an Nintendo fan
>>25314824
>YOU: H-hey, do you like pokemans too?
>HER: My son gave this to me, he's 7.
>YOU: O-oh.
This is how your conversation would have went.
What's up fellow failed normies, I know you are all out there. Tell your stories ITT and how you failed to become a Chad.
>6'3
>six figure job at 24
>7/10 face
>never had a gf
>only fucked a prostitute once and came in like 2 seconds while doing that
>don't know how to talk to women
>don't know how to meet women
>fear of rejection
>alone, only have a few acquaintances from work and no friends
>will spend New Years Eve alone
what went wrong?
>>25314815
Many robots have a problem in that they don't see women as the same as men. I imagine that you have no problem talking to other guys, but once it's a woman everything goes wrong. In reality, you talk to women in the same way you do with men.
>>25314815
You're successful but a social recluse at worst. I could give advice but I'm not sure how useful it would be to you as I may be reiterating things you've already heard, like if you talk to women be confident and assertive. You have acquaintances so that means you're at the very least: not broken.
I've only had 4 girls who've ever liked me.
1. when I was 14, some really fat and repulsive turkish girl
2. freshman year college, pretty qt indian girl, but she was hairy as fuck and was naggy as hell.
3. Chubby short hispanic girl, she was a slut and would literally fuck anyone.
4. Cute weeaboo danish girl, liked me because she had an insane asian fetish, but I was too pussy to escalate, and instead handed her off to a friend. (and now they fuck everyday)
Next year I'll get swole and shit, and maybe stuff will change.
>tfw r9k is still dead
>>25314809
>tfw /v/ is the only board fast enough to satisfy my adhd
>>25314809
>implying /r9k/ has ever been alive
>>25314828
wtf don't post about /v/, will bring in too many shitposters
Why aren't you using Omegle to practice holding a conversation?
Shit like this has never been possible... can you imagine how many conversations you can have in one night? and it's completely free.
>hi how you doing
Disconnected
>hi
Disconnected
>hi
A/S/L?
>male
Disconnected
Do i need to say more?
>>25314792
>not pretending to be a cute girl
doing it wrong
>>25314792
That does seem to happen a lot, but you can definitely have an intelligent conversation if you do it right.
Again. It's a skill to be able to take conversation where you want it to go...
