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hey, does somebody want to talk for a bit?
im a bit lonely
post more kot
Sure, I'll talk to you.
>>25315747
thank you, did you do anything interesting lately?
Not the woman robots want but the woman robots deserve.
>>25315606
you do realize she only wants hipster Chad right?
>>25315606
i'm pretty sure women don't know that memes are lame. they're always at least 10 years behind men. that's why it's always men who are on the cutting edge of everything.
>>25315606
Would do. Not even kidding. Also I'd discuss her theories before and afterwards over tea.
Does anyone else have a double asshole? I can never get it clean after a shit.
kinda. I normally use one or two flushable wipes to finish up.
no i only have one that i wipe
>>25314984
>a double asshole
Literally wat
How old is too old to join the military? I'm 22.
Also your military experiences and advice pls.
Pic not related
>tfw you miss watching the shitfests that people always start whenever she posted
mystery is honestly just plain average to below average
also she lives in Richmond Hill Ontario
where's that photo that Fish produced of mystery in the walmart employee photo?
>>25314648
When I was in basic my battle buddy was 30. A lot of people were in there mid-upper twenties. 22 is definitely not too old.
What kind of shape are you in? Can you handle getting yelled at for other people doing stupid shit?
I joined because I was a sad sack of shit that didn't feel like doing anything. Now I'm a moderately unhappy person, but it's loads better than when I just sat in the fucking basement. You'll meet some really good people, it will help you grow up if you're a manchild, and you'll earn a bit of money.
Post your favorite things familia
absolute shit taste
>>25314474
Here is the template senpai illy uh
robotrobotrobot
Hey shortbros don't listen to the normies "just date a woman shorter than you!" it's bullshit womanlets are the main ones who hate us. Tall women is where it's at.
>>25314432
No, tall women are even worse. They expect 6' 4"+ men.
Tall = masculine, mannish, short = feminine
The same goes for men.
>>25314494
ha ha ha ; No not 6+ women like 5'7 to around 5'11. Yes alot are very demanding
5'7" here
Dated a few girls in my time
Most 5'2"-5'5"
I dated a girl that was 5'11"
Decent boobs, nice hips, acted like a mom
I couldn't ask for more, by far the best relationship I have been in
She went to college pretty far away so we ended it. Maybe we can get something going later.
>tfw the year draws to an end
>tfw you are in the exact same shitty situation as 12 months ago
>tfw you realise you have wasted another whole year of your life
>tfw you feel chronic depression looming once again
>tfw 2016 could be the year that you finally face reality and kill yourself
A year ago I was in my own apartment, nice motorbike, buying drugs with every paycheck and being a shutin when not working.
Now I'm a NEET alcoholic who lives with his parents.
2016 is the year I either find meaning in my life or kill myself.Not gonna wait too long, will kill myself within the first three months.
>getting more and more disconnected from the world
>don't read the newspapers
>don't watch the news
>don't watch television period
>don't browse any other site but 4chan
>have a hard time figuring out what's actually happening in the world
>that thing one anon was joking about could be deadly serious to normies
>that thing one anon was serious about could be completely nonsensical to normies
>the rare times I converse with family I have to tread carefully in case they mention current events
>even worse with strangers because my family is at least vaguely aware that there's something "off" about me
>>25314368
What happened broseph?
Lets see.
You're a :
Racist
Pedophile and anime apologist
Pro-white nationalism
Virgin
Ugly
Fat
Underachiever
loner
jee I wonder why these traits and political views are all present in the same people.this is not a survey thread. contain yourselves
Sick bait thread OP
Of all these, only loner applies.
I don't understand what you mean with your last line. But other than that, yes, absolutely. All but the anime/pedo stuff. That's disgusting and all gooks and pedos should be gassed.
>year 2000 was sixteen years ago
>>25312872
>kids born after 9/11 have sex and some already have kids
>>25312872
Only 4 more years until it goes into the "shit that happened a long time ago and is no longer relevant" file drawer along with all the other ancient shit.
The distant past just merges into a big ball with a few interesting things scattered around it.
>two years from now kids born in 2000 will join our noble ranks
Lets try and start this, a lot of robots seem interested in the advancement of technology that will make women obsolete. There were even some robots who claimed to be studying just to create such things.
Do you think the era is almost here?
Are you planning on contributing to this era?
What do you need to be able to replace women?
Previous thread >>25284441
Has anyone tried any of the VR headsets yet? I don't feel too confident in them.
>>25312106
>Do you think the era is almost here?
it is here yes but it still needs to evolve into a deeper experience. straight neural connection. so you only need a helmet
>Are you planning on contributing to this era?
not for now, gear is expensive and not worth it yet
What do you need to be able to replace women?
good gear and hq 3d scans. also asmr voices and that's pretty much it.
if the robotics get really good really fast, we might have sex bots in a short time and no need for vr at all
I want a male robot bf tbqh
post your current kicks
New Balance 574s
Picked them up on boxing day
>>25313259
Same shoes man
![meindl-black-mountain-boots-german-army-surplus-[2]-946-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SCDby6d.jpg "meindl-black-mountain-boots-german-army-surplus-[2]-946-p")
entry level autism tbqhfam
Most evil thing you have done to your girlfriend thread
used dark magic to erase her very existence, and then used a mind-wipe to forget that i did it
>>25308008
Fucked her with my tongue ring stuffed down my cock hole. It got lodged in her cervix hole and we had to go to the hospital. Other than that probably stealing her clothes and giving them to my fwb as gifts. Idk.
No one on /r9k/ has had a girlfriend
Robots, what are your fetishes?
Im into weird shit and i want to know more people like me here.
>>25299689
i really like voyeur shit: whale-tails, buttcracks, upskirts. also ruined orgasms and shemales
>>25299689
What weird shit are you into?
I have a very specific fetish, I like to see girls enjoying the disgusting. Anything that entails. I like the reversal of it. People normally enjoy nice clean things, so I like to see girls finding pleasure in abject disgust.
I never had an explanation for it before, but there's a similar theme in hindu tantrick practices, people giving themselves to disgust in order to attain ultimate power. There's power in disgust, in filth, in being able to completely reverse the perception of pleasure.
Hinduism is a crock of shit, don't get me wrong, but in this specific thing they're right.
I like to have sex with girls. Theoretically.
By posting in this thread you agree to not fap for the whole year
Rules:
>1. No fapping
>2. Sexual interaction with another person doesn't count (it's ok for a qt to jerk you off)
>3. Screencap your post and post it here at the end of the year
Do it faggots
>>25295911
Lol how about no.
Deal nigger man
No thanks, I'm not a retarded faggot.
What percentage of the female population do you think have these qualifications?:
>age 20+
>never had casual sex
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
>isn't a feminist
>isn't a golddigger
>isn't an attention whore
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
5% of muslim women.
I can't think of a single girl that fits this, or guy for that matter
>>25288780
>or guy for that matter
Spotted the normalshit.
