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Did you ever jerk off with your sister's pantsu? I know it's a thing, but I wonder how common it is? And do you think normies ever did it, or is it the kind of thing ONLY r9k weirdos have done.
Did you sniff or jerk off with them? Was it hot or did you regret it immediately. Dunno, I wonder if it's like my Japanese animes or just creepy and bad.
/jp/ plz go
>>25321097
Are you a girl?
No, I'm not a panty thief.
Sometimes. I didn't sniff them because that was gross, but I'd jerk off with them though, pretty often too. I had this weird and nasty fetish of picking up clean pairs of her panties and cumming on them; I loved the feeling of knowing that she'd probably go to school the next day with my cum on her panties.
How is /r9k/ going to spend this new years eve?
With a good friend of mine and his family. Haven't seen him in a while, should be fun
>>25321041
alone and shitposting as usually
Cooking cause I'm an idiot and became a chef.
>be depressed in middle school
>consider suicide
>Go to highschool
>Get high honors
>Finally feel happy
>Make the varsity hockey team sophmore year
>Develop something where i constantly smell like shit the day of or near the day i made the team
>Drop out because i literally smell like feces
>Get into uni anyways
>Orientation people say i smell like shit
>drop put
>Go to Colon surgeon and gp they cant figure anything out
wipe that ass
>>25321157
My ass is as clean as it gets family.
what body part does the smell come from?
How can I get the Government to give me NEETbux? I suck at working but I need money.
>>25321001
Bump. I'm interested in this as well.
I will proceed to dump the rest of this guide for autismbux
>>25322733
Here is part 2 of the autismbux guide
Any robots who have experience with browsing safely? I have no idea how to use proxxies. I spent my whole life on computer mostly playing mmos and watching anime.
But ever since i started doing youtube and forums people started doxxing me. I started using thor but thor is banned in on many forums.
Any tip for google chrome browser?
What do you even mean by "browse safely"?
If you mean staying virus free, then a proxy isn't going to do anything for you. If you mean avoiding government spying then you're going to need some shit like a Lemote computer with all sorts of autistic software choices to maximize freedom, which you probably wouldn't want to deal with.
G-guys? Please help me! -originalo commentato
>>25321028
I wish to hide my IP and be undoxable
>smartphones addiction
I CAN SHIT POST OUT SIDE
IN SIDE
OUT SIDE
>>25320941
>implying implications with your greentext post
It's not really an addiction either for most people, it's more of a necessity
>>25320941
Now I truly never have to leave 4chan.
There's been an awakening
>>25320917
Where 2 get Kylo lightsaber?
Seriously, I'll always root for the sith even though I know they'll always lose
There is so much fault in the light side's ideology.
I would love to serve a sith lord. Creating order throughout the galaxy through sheer force.
>>25320917
since this is now a de facto star wars thread, how many people think Snoke is actually Sidious?
Thank about it, deformed, swollen handed, pale humanoid with further scars and burns from what looks to be a huge accident or event. Extensive knowledge of the dark side, force sensitive, and knowledgeable enough to poach the grandson of Vader instead of some other force sensitive faggot.
We know Sidious learned all Plagueis knew, that means he could keep himself alive virtually through anything as he literally kept his being alive through sheer force of will. It isn't completely absurd to think with all of the Sith alchemy and shit that kept countless sith alive wouldn't also keep Sidious, a being said to be one with the dark side, alive.
And of course he wouldn't go under the name "Sidious" or "Emperor", that would just get the New Republic on his ass, he needs something incognito, something he can slide around the fringes of the galaxy with without raising government suspicion as he rebuilds his empire.
Anyone else /Sidious-Snoke/ here?!
Now that 2016 is approaching, let's talk about things that make you nostalgic.
>Watching the first Lord of the Rings film in the cinema for the first time
>Reading the first Harry Potter book for the first time
>Watching the first Harry Potter films for the first time
>Watching dubbed Pokemon on the weekends
>Playing FF7-9 when they first came out
>56kbps modems
>Geocities fanpages
>Feeling your stocking full of presents on December 25th as you woke up
>Feeling like you'd be friends with the people you knew at school forever
What happened? Why did they lie to me?
I just want it all to end.
>>25320926
And then theres the guy that has to ruin the good moments. Wrong thread m8
Man I fucking loved the harry Potter universe when I was younger. So comfy. Same with LotR, mostly the fellowship and the first 200 pages. The shire was so beautiful.
Who here use to have yellow fever/Asian fetish here?what cured you?
I had a strong Asian fetish 10 years ago. I was attracted to all Asians male or female. One day I was watching a visual kei boyband video and I just thought "this really is shit and they really are ugly" and that was the end of my yellow fever.
That was the only time in my life I was happy, so I'm not happy I was cured of my fetish.
sounds like you just weren't a faggot.
you can keep liking asian girls.
>>25321009
I still "like" them but I dont feel excited about them anymore. Like i don't care about idols, I don't care about going to Japan, I don't like dramas, anime etc anymore
>>25321068
sounds like you just aren't a fan of that culture anymore, not that you've lost the fetish.
Who else /persian/ in here?
Ethnic feels general, but I am most interested in hearing from Persian-Americans, especially those who lived in L.A.
>>25320813
Also, Persian hate thread.
>>25320871
Swedecuck here. Persians are generally preddy cool tbqh. The only brown ethnicity that's completely integrated.
>>25320944
You need to be a Persian to understand why they are so shitty. I cant explain it.
>"Ew...what are you looking at, little dick?"
The ground like always.
You, stupid bitch. And it's 6.5 inches bigger than you will ever get
I'm looking at cunt canyon, vag valley, and roastie ravine.
If I yell at them, I'm pretty sure they'd echo...
>people seriously believe that getting a gf is easy
>>25320709
Only if you are tall and white
I mean, i just started running with a girl and started talking to her, 2 weeks later she asks me out and i dump a girl i've been seeing for 2 years. pretty easy bein' a pimp, homie.
>>25320709
fucking beta
It's easy to get a GF when you're confident.
have you ever had a grill crush on you, /r9k/?
storytime
>still adjusting to high school (canada, bc)
>it's frigid and snowy outside, imagine modern architecture with lots of orange/yellow lighting, wood, and lots of windows
>making my way to the cafeteria to get food with a friend
>hear giggling behind us
>look back
>see ukranian grill and her friend looking at us then me
>she gives me this rare sly smile
>ignore her like an autist having been oblivious to what she was on about
>get food (rice and chicken)
>various friends (and other people) later tell me that she's into me
fast forward
>in the air cadets with my brother
>he tells me that mom is giving someone a ride to the squadron
>"who is it"
>ukranian name - long ukranian surname
>it's her
>ride shot gun
>mom picks her up
>she smiles at me for longer than I was comfortable with
>hey, anon
>she sits in the back
>feel uncomfortable
>just loook ahead, staring at the dark road as the snow sweep across the windshield
>mom turns to me and her
>"do you two know each other, (her name)?"
>"i have (anon) in a few of my classes"
>mom says "yeah?" to me
>yeah
>ignore her like an autist some more
i turn into a shut in, drop out, and change schools later
see her after a few years later in a grocery store
>talks to me with the energy of a few suns
>ask me about me disappearing and such
>reciprocate as much as i can but withhold what actually happened
i've been avoiding that store for 2 years now.
is the word filter still up, senpai>?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1443321554
>girl likes me
>makes it fucking obvious that she likes me
>even her friends tell me she likes me
>makes hints for me to ask her out or something
>this continues for 3 years
>did nothing
lol
who else /on some thug shit/ here?
>walk to see a film
>get high as fuck
>order $35 worth of snacks
>fall asleep 10 mins into film
>wake up with popcorn everywhere and melted ice cream all over my clothes
I'm basically a fucking nigger
Aw yeah. Best thing about getting home after christmas is getting high while eating gingerbread.
Fu-Fucking Normiebook making me feel...
Never felt this. Maybe one day.
Obviously I've hugged people, but it's always been meaningless.
I've felt this once in my life and it was fucking fantastic. So yeah, I can confirm.
>>25320594
>I've hugged people
Fuck you, normie
